SevenRoads Bar

26/12/2025

Страна Оз (2015) 🎥
Жанр: Комедия
Продолжительность: 1ч 35мин с антрактом⏳
Детали: Бесплатный просмотр с обсуждением! 🎟 Непереводимый уральский диалект. 🗣

Внимание! Если кто-то думает, что самое крепкое и сбивающее с ног в этом заведении — наш двойной IPA, приготовьтесь к переоценке ценностей. Есть вещи, по сравнению с которыми любая «белочка» кажется невинным зайчиком. 🍺

Перед вами «Страна ОЗ». Забудьте про Голливуд и приторные комедии. Это Екатеринбург, 31 декабря, и главная героиня Лена, которая просто хочет дойти до рабочего киоска. Но вместо этого она попадает в настоящую кроличью нору, только вместо Чеширского кота здесь Гоша Куценко на танке, а вместо магии — чистый, неразбавленный уральский абсурд. ❄️

Василий Сигарев снял фильм, который по своей структуре напоминает очень плотный крафт: сначала кажется слишком горьким, потом неожиданно бьёт по шарам, а в финале приходит понимание, что это — самое искреннее и душевное зрелище за долгое время. Это уморительная, жесткая и чертовски правдивая история о том, что происходит с людьми, когда в воздухе пахнет мандаринами и неминуемой катастрофой. 🤯

Если в вашей жизни случались праздники, которые заканчивались фразой «я никогда больше не буду пить», этот фильм — про вас. Так что стоит взять бокал поудобнее и просто порадоваться, что вы сейчас в баре, а не на улице Торфорезов.

Приятного погружения! 🎉

17/12/2025

Every Monday at 21:00
22.12.2025

Klaus (2019) 🎥
Genre: Comedy, Animation, Family
Running Time: 1h 36min with an intermission⏳
Details: Free screening with discussions! 🎟 In original language with Russian subtitles. 🗣

Alright, let's be real. We are a craft beer bar. You’re here for rare brews, proper hopping, and maybe that one thick winter stout with hints of cinnamon, ginger, and nutmeg (straight from those spice racks we talked about!). And then we decide to show you... a cartoon. About Christmas, no less. 🍺

Hold on, don't rush to finish your IPA and walk out. "Klaus" is not your average sugary fairy tale for kids.

It’s the story of Jesper—a spoiled, lazy, and off-the-charts cynical guy who is punished by being sent to work as a postman at the edge of the world, in the frozen town of Smeerensburg. And there... the people hate each other so passionately that it’s actually become the foundation of their culture. ❄️

Forget about flying reindeer and cheap magic. This is a movie about how one selfish guy and a grumpy forest hermit accidentally change the world just by trying to survive in this frozen branch of hell. Visually, it looks like classical oil paintings come to life—the animation is so stunning it'll make even the toughest beer geeks forget their glass for a second. 🎨

This film is for anyone who thinks holiday cheer is total nonsense. It’s ironic, occasionally harsh, but absolutely authentic. It's that rare case where, after watching, you don't just want to order another round, but maybe actually do something meaningful. ✍️

So order your favorite ale, relax, and remember: even if you’re a Grinch at heart, this movie will force you to admit it’s damn good.

Enjoy the show! 🎄

13/12/2025

EN / RU / GE

This Sunday — we’re watching the final of the biggest Counter-Strike 2 championship of the year!
The Grand Final of the StarLadder Budapest Major!
We don’t know the finalists yet, but we already know it’s going to be epic!
Grab some beer and snacks at the bar and cheer for some beautiful CS!

Free entry!
We start on December 14 at 9:00 PM.
Don’t be late — get the best seats!

Уже в это воскресенье — смотрим финал главного чемпионата по Counter Strike 2 в году! The Grand Final of the Starladder Budapest Major! Мы еще не знаем финалистов, но уже точно знаем, что это будет грандиозно!
Набираем пиво и закуски на баре и болеем за красивую игру!

Просмотр бесплатный!
Стартуем 14 декабря в 21:00.
Не опаздывай и занимай лучшие места!

უკვე ამ კვირა დღეს — ვუყურებთ წლის მთავარ Counter-Strike 2 ჩემპიონატის ფინალს!
StarLadder Budapest Major-ის გრანდ ფინალი!

ფინალისტები ჯერ არ ვიცით, მაგრამ უკვე ზუსტად ვიცით, რომ ეს იქნება გრანდიოზული!
ბარში ვიღებთ ლუდსა და წასახემსებელს და ვქომაგობთ ლამაზ თამაშს!

დასწრება უფასოა!
ვიწყებთ 14 დეკემბერს, 21:00-ზე.
არ დააგვიანო და დაიკავე საუკეთესო ადგილები!

09/12/2025

Every Monday at 21:00
15.12.2025

No Other Choice (어쩔수가없다, 2025) 🎥
Genre: Dark comedy, Crime, Thriller, Drama
Running Time: 2h 19 min with an intermission⏳
Details: Free screening with discussions! 🎟 In original language with Russian subtitles. 🗣

Folks! Forget about "No Way Out"! We're about to show you a new film that proves: even serial murder can be funny! And it was directed by the master himself, Park Chan-wook (Oldboy’s director)! Ready for the most absurd movie of the year? 🔪

The director, famous for his stylish and dark thrillers, has suddenly delivered a brilliant black comedy-satire—"The Ax." This is the story of Man-soo (Lee Byung-hun), who gets fired from the job he held for 25 years. Instead of sending out his resume, he decides to take the path of least resistance: eliminate all the competitors for the desirable position. 🤯

This isn't just a thriller; it's a cruel, yet side-splittingly hilarious fable about the horrors of capitalism and the mid-life crisis. The humor here lies in the desperation and absurdity: Man-soo commits crimes so ineptly that you'll laugh through your tears. 🧠 Critics write that the film is full of comedy, but simultaneously leaves the viewer with a sense of anxiety and sadness.

So, if you love cinema that makes you laugh at the most horrifying things, and you want to see a legendary director create his funniest (and most cynical) story—you've come to the right place.

Pour a drink and get ready for this perfect cocktail of drama and black comedy! 🎉

02/12/2025

Every Monday at 21:00
08.12.2025

Bugonia (2025) 🎥
Genre: Dark comedy, Crime, Satire
Running Time: 1h 58 min with an intermission⏳
Details: Free screening with discussions! 🎟 In original language with Russian subtitles. 🗣

Folks! Ready for your brain to say "Goodbye"? 👽 We'll have it on the screen soon a new masterpiece from Yorgos Lanthimos (yes, the same guy who directed Poor Things!). If you love strange, you’re in the right place. 🎬

On screen is "Bugonia." This is the story of two completely insane guys, massive fans of conspiracy theories, who arrive at the only logical conclusion: they must kidnap the CEO of a major corporation because they are convinced she is... an alien sent to destroy Earth! 🌎

Starring in the lead roles are the brilliant Emma Stone (reuniting with Lanthimos in her strangest persona yet!) and Jesse Plemons. You’ll watch as the perfect face of Hollywood tries to prove she's not an extraterrestrial while two weirdos unleash total chaos in the best traditions of dark comedy. 😆

Forget logic and common sense. This movie is a challenge that rewards you. You’ll sit there with a look that says, "What is even happening?" but you won't be able to look away. Lanthimos is back to show us again just how absurd the modern world is!

Ready for a trip into the strangest corners of the human mind? Then pour yourself something strong.

Enjoy the show! 🎉

26/11/2025

Every Monday at 21:00
01.12.2025

One Battle After Another (2025)
Genre: Drama, Crime, Action
Running Time: 2h 41 min with an intermission⏳
Details: Free screening with discussions! 🎟 In original language with Russian subtitles. 🗣

Folks! You’re used to Paul Thomas Anderson movies being three hours of people exchanging meaningful glances to complex music, right? Forget it! 🤯 This time, the genius decided what we’re missing is... real, loud, insane action!

On screen is "The Battle of Baktan Cross." And this is a case where the director is pulling no punches. Leonardo DiCaprio (playing a battered revolutionary father), Sean Penn, and Benicio del Toro unleash such chaos on screen that even "Mad Max" is nervously smoking on the sidelines. 🚗💨

The plot? Imagine this: former leftist radicals who have been hiding from the authorities for years are forced to go on the warpath again to save the protagonist's daughter. It’s a wild mix of political satire, family drama, and endless shootouts. 🔫

The funniest and coolest part here is seeing an arthouse director blowing stuff up with childlike glee, while Leo DiCaprio suffers, runs, and proves he’s still in top form. This movie is loud, brash, and very stylish. 😎

So, grab your drinks (you'll need them to catch your breath) and get ready for the main attraction of the year.

Enjoy the show! 🍿

23/11/2025

20/11/2025

Every Monday at 21:00
24.11.25

Juror №2 (2024)
Genre: Drama, Crime, Thriller
Running Time: 1h 54 min with an intermission⏳
Details: Free screening with discussions! 🎟 In original language with Russian subtitles. 🗣

Folks! Get ready. Every new creation by Clint Eastwood is a reason for the highest expectations, and we are confident he will meet them. Before you stands a master who needs no introduction, and his latest work, "Juror #2."

Eastwood returns to his favorite, eternal themes: moral choice and the price of conscience.

The plot revolves around a juror who, during a high-profile murder trial, confronts a terrifying truth: he himself may be indirectly responsible for the victim's death. Now, locked in the room where fates are decided, he must make a choice that will define his soul: manipulate the verdict for self-preservation or confess his guilt in the face of justice.

Eastwood, as always, dispenses with unnecessary melodrama, achieving maximum tension with minimal means. This is not a courtroom hearing; it is a duel of conscience, filmed in a classic, measured style where every glance and every pause carries the weight of a ton.

This is cinema created by a master for those who value genuine, profound tension and moral complexity. We expect a masterpiece. And so should you. This is a film you simply cannot miss.

16/11/2025

Every Monday at 21:00
17.11.25

A Different Man (2024)
Genre: Drama, Comedy
Running Time: 1h 52 min with an intermission⏳
Details: Free screening with discussions! 🎟 In original language with Russian subtitles. 🗣

Alright, folks. Let's be honest: all of us have looked in the mirror at some point and thought, "Ugh, I wish I could fix this..." 🤔 But what if you actually had the chance to completely change your appearance? Get the perfect face? Sounds like a dream? Well... spoiler: not so much! 🤣

On screen is "A Different Man." This is a comedy that bites hard! The main character, Edward (Sebastian Stan, who you won't recognize even when you do!), decides to solve his appearance problem with a radical surgery. He walks out of the clinic looking like a stud, ready to conquer the world. 🌍 But then Hollywood strikes back: New Edward's life instantly turns into a farce!

The real kicker starts when some actor begins playing him (the old, disfigured version) in a trendy play and suddenly becomes a star, scooping up all the awards and acclaim. 😂 Our "new" Edward realizes with horror that his perfect version is needed by no one, while his old, "problematic" version is now a hit! 🤯

This is a morbidly funny and extremely biting satire about what happens when you finally get what you thought you wanted. The film will make you laugh at the absurdity and then immediately ask yourself: what do we actually value in people?

Ready for this dark comedy about an identity crisis? Then pour yourself one!

Enjoy the show! 🎉

06/11/2025

Every Monday at 21:00
10.11.25

Code 3 (2025) 🎞️
Genre: Action, Comedy
Running Time: 1h 44 min with an intermission⏳
Details: Free screening! 🎟 In original language with Russian subtitles. 🗣

Alright, a little experiment. You come to a bar to relax after a hard day at work, right? 🍻 So we decided to show you... the hardest workday in history! Ironic? Probably. But we know you love a good show!

On screen is "Code 3." It's the story of two paramedics just trying to survive their last shift together. Naturally, this is the one day the entire city decides to go insane, and they get stuck with the most useless trainee on the planet. 🤯

Forget those tear-jerking "ER" style dramas. This movie is pure chaos, dark humor, and a series of absolutely insane calls. It's like "Bad Boys," but instead of cool cops, you get two exhausted medics who have seen it all and just want to go home. 🚘

So yeah, this is our way of reminding you that your workday wasn't that bad after all. 😉 Pour yourself something tasty and enjoy someone else's stress. We guarantee it'll be loud, hilarious, and very cynical!

Enjoy the show! 🎉

28/10/2025

Every Monday at 21:00
03.11.25

The Outrun (2024)
Genre: Drama, Biography
Running Time: 1h 58 min with an intermission⏳
Details: Free screening! 🎟 In original language with Russian subtitles. 🗣

Alright, let's be real. We're a bar. A place where people relax with drinks in hand. And for our next film, we're showing you a story about a woman who's desperately trying to quit drinking. Ironic? Absolutely. Bold? You bet! 🍻

On screen is "The Outrun," and it's something special. The story of Rona (played by the brilliant Saoirse Ronan), who escapes her addiction by returning to the rugged and wildly beautiful Orkney Islands in Scotland. There, among the cliffs and the raging sea, she tries to piece herself back together. 🌊

Don't expect a lecture. This is an incredibly honest, sometimes harsh, but visually stunning film about finding your way back to yourself. About how nature and solitude can heal better than any therapist. The Scottish landscapes here are a work of art in themselves, pulling you in from the very first frame. 🌱

So yeah, this is our little experiment. A film that makes you think, one that might even make your drink feel a little... philosophical. Ready for that?

Enjoy the show! 😌

26/10/2025

Every Monday at 21:00
27.10.25

Small Things Like These (2024)
Genre: Drama, History 🎭
Running Time: 1h 48 min with an intermission⏳
Details: Free screening! 🎟 In original with Russian subtitles. 🗣

Friends! We invite you to immerse yourselves in an atmosphere that won't let go until the very end. On the screen, we have the incredibly powerful drama "Small Things Like These"! 🤩

Forget Hollywood action. This Irish film transports us to a small town in 1985. The story revolves around Bill Furlong (played by the inimitable Cillian Murphy 🔥), an ordinary coal merchant who is simply trying to feed his family around Christmas time. But one day, he stumbles upon a dark secret that the locals prefer to ignore—and it changes everything. 💔

The plot is intriguing because Bill, without seeking it, gets drawn into the reality of the so-called "Magdalene Laundries"—haunting institutions where young women were forced to work in slave-like conditions. Can one ordinary man stand up against an entire community and the Church just to follow his conscience? That is the question. 🤯

Critics are already calling this film "masterfully restrained" and "poignant." Here's a quote for you: "It's a quiet, but incredibly powerful gut-punch to the conscience." The film captivates with its atmosphere, Murphy's stunning performance, and, most importantly, its reminder of the value of mercy and courage in times when silence was easier. 🌟

So, if you love cinema that makes you think and leaves a deep, lasting impression, this film is definitely for you.

Enjoy the show! 😌