The Smugglers Return

21/10/2026

The wife has just announced she’s leaving me because of my obsession with American sitcoms.

Happy Days.

20/10/2026

Sitting in A&E right now. Long story short, the Dyson Ball cleaner is a horribly misleading product name!

20/10/2026

Need a fun (and FREE!) Halloween plan for the little ones? 🎃
​Bring your little monsters along for an afternoon packed with spooktacular fun!
​📅 When: Tuesday 27th October | 2:30 PM – 4:30 PM
🎟️ Cost: FREE!
​👻 What’s on:
​✨ Clumsy the Magician bringing laughs and magic
​🎶 Halloween Disco to dance the afternoon away
​🎨 Face Painting to complete their spooky look
​🍬 Gift bags & delicious sweet treats!
​Come on down, let the kids burn off some half-term energy, and enjoy a stress-free afternoon.
​📲 Please share this post with friends, family, and local parent groups! We can’t wait to see you there! 🧙‍♀️✨

20/10/2026

Our lovely Oonagh has decided to leave us. She is moving just up the road to Japan but can't be bothered to come in for her shifts any more.
Her last shift is Wednesday so please come and give her a wonderful send off!

20/10/2026

19/10/2026

Another great game this evening... See you there.

19/10/2026

Didn't want the wife to know I farted in bed but unfortunately I blew my cover.