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📢 ALASTAIR’S DAILY DAD JOKE ⚽🍻Today’s one is pure Wheatsheaf level genius… or dad-level disaster — you decide 😂👉 About t...
19/06/2026

📢 ALASTAIR’S DAILY DAD JOKE ⚽🍻

Today’s one is pure Wheatsheaf level genius… or dad-level disaster — you decide 😂

👉 About to watch the World Cup in the pub when a fella said to me:
“I bet you can’t name 3 Qatar players…”

👉 I replied:
“George Harrison, Jimi Hendrix and Eric Clapton 🎸🤣”

…Turns out he meant football players, not guitar legends from Qatar… or anywhere else 🤦‍♂️ Still reckon I won the bet 🤣!

Come down to The Wheatsheaf, Whitchurch — whether you’re here for the big matches, great food, cold pints, or just to roll your eyes at our daily jokes — you’re always welcome! 🥘🍺⚽

👇 COMMENT below — did you see that punchline coming? Or are you shaking your head just like that poor bloke in the pub?

🌾 ALASTAIR’S DAILY DAD JOKE – AND NOW HE’S DRAGGING THE REGULARS IN! 🌾Oh Alastair is at it again… this time he’s roped i...
18/06/2026

🌾 ALASTAIR’S DAILY DAD JOKE – AND NOW HE’S DRAGGING THE REGULARS IN! 🌾

Oh Alastair is at it again… this time he’s roped in Nigel and brought a whole new meaning to “drinking at The Wheatsheaf” 😂👇

🤣 Nigel walks into The Sheaf with a piece of Tarmac – He says “2 pints please, one for me and one for the road!” 🚧🍻

Only at The Wheatsheaf, Whitchurch – home to the original & best dad jokes, proper pints, great food, and plenty of characters!

✅ Tag a mate who’d definitely walk in with something ridiculous just to get a laugh – and tell us: have you ever heard a worse (or better!) pun in our bar?

Pop in and see us soon – we’ve got cold pints, tasty food, and Alastair’s got a whole list of these beauties lined up! 🥘🐶🎶

📍 Find us at The Wheatsheaf, Whitchurch – open for food, drinks and good times.

Treat Dad this Father’s Day at The Wheatsheaf! 🧔🍺Give the man who deserves it a proper feast this year. We’ve put togeth...
17/06/2026

Treat Dad this Father’s Day at The Wheatsheaf! 🧔🍺

Give the man who deserves it a proper feast this year. We’ve put together a delicious Father’s Day menu packed with all his favourites:

🍴 Starters
• Prawn Marie Rose
• Creamy Garlic Mushrooms
• Onion Bahji

🥩 Mains
• Steak & Ale Pie
• Roast Top Side of Beef
• Roast Turkey
Add cauliflower cheese or mash for just £1.50!

🍰 Desserts
• Apple & Blueberry Crumble
• Sticky Toffee Pudding
• Banoffee Pie
• Ice creams

💰 Prices
1 Course = £19.95
2 Courses = £24.95
3 Courses = £29.95

✨ BONUS: Every dad dining gets a FREE PINT on us!
Gluten-free options available throughout.

📞 Book your table today — call us or send a message to reserve your spot.
📍 The Wheatsheaf Hotel, Shropshire

⚽️ THE WHEATSHEAF DAILY DAD JOKE ⚽️My wife left me — she thinks I’m obsessed with football……I’m gutted, we’ve been marri...
17/06/2026

⚽️ THE WHEATSHEAF DAILY DAD JOKE ⚽️

My wife left me — she thinks I’m obsessed with football…
…I’m gutted, we’ve been married for five seasons 🤣

If your partner sighs at your football talk, or you just love a terrible-but-brilliant dad joke — this one’s for you!

📍 The Wheatsheaf, Whitchurch
🍻 Great drinks | 🥘 Tasty food | 😂 Non-stop cringey-good humour

Tag a mate who’d definitely measure their marriage in football seasons 👇
Like & follow for your daily dose of Alastair’s legendary dad jokes!

🍽️ KITCHEN IS BACK OPEN TODAY! 🍽️⏰ 12pm – 8pmSally’s in the kitchen cooking up all your favourite delicious dishes, and ...
16/06/2026

🍽️ KITCHEN IS BACK OPEN TODAY! 🍽️

⏰ 12pm – 8pm
Sally’s in the kitchen cooking up all your favourite delicious dishes, and Aisling’s behind the bar pouring cold, fresh pints just how you like them!

Whether you’re popping in for a hearty lunch, an early bite, or a proper dinner later — we’ve got you covered.

And while you’re here, enjoy Alastair’s Daily Dad Joke…
🥩 Apparently you can’t use “Beefstew” as a password… it’s not stroganoff! 😂

👇 Tag someone you’re bringing along!
📍 The Wheatsheaf, Whitchurch

Headline: 🥩 Alastair’s Daily Dad Joke – today’s so bad it’s almost secure 😂Apparently you can’t use “Beefstew” as a pass...
16/06/2026

Headline: 🥩 Alastair’s Daily Dad Joke – today’s so bad it’s almost secure 😂

Apparently you can’t use “Beefstew” as a password…
…because it’s not stroganoff 🤦‍♂️🤣

Groan factor: 10/10 ✅
Chef’s pun level: well done 👨‍🍳

Come for the terrible jokes, stay for proper pub food, cold pints and good company here at The Wheatsheaf, Whitchurch!

👇 Tag a mate who’d use this as their password!
👇 Share if you laughed (or sighed loudly)!

⚽️ALASTAIR’S DAILY DAD JOKE ⚽️The original & the best – guaranteed to make you groan!❓ Why is Cinderella so bad at footb...
15/06/2026

⚽️ALASTAIR’S DAILY DAD JOKE ⚽️
The original & the best – guaranteed to make you groan!

❓ Why is Cinderella so bad at football?
✅ Because she keeps running away from the ball! 😂

New cheesy joke dropping every day – perfect for sharing with your mates and getting that classic dad-joke reaction!

📢 Alastair’s Daily Dad Joke! 😂“Bald Dating” is a new dating app exclusively for bald people, that’s completely free…You ...
14/06/2026

📢 Alastair’s Daily Dad Joke! 😂

“Bald Dating” is a new dating app exclusively for bald people, that’s completely free…

You don’t have toupee. 🤣

(Get it? Sounds exactly like “you don’t have to pay!”)

Cheesy puns guaranteed every day — who’s got a worse dad joke to share? Drop it below 👇

📍 From Alastair at The Wheatsheaf,

Good Morning It’s daily dad joke by our one & only Alastair. The punchline works because New Jersey sounds exactly like ...
13/06/2026

Good Morning
It’s daily dad joke by our one & only Alastair.

The punchline works because New Jersey sounds exactly like “new jersey” — meaning a new football jersey/kit! Perfect pun, and totally fits the “cheesy but fun” vibe of a proper dad joke 😄

Thanks for sharing it Alastair — hope it puts a smile on everyone’s face today here at The Wheatsheaf!

🤣 ALASTAIR’S DAILY DAD JOKE 🤣A German walks into The Wheatsheaf and orders a martini.“Dry?” asks Caz.“Nein, just one!” h...
12/06/2026

🤣 ALASTAIR’S DAILY DAD JOKE 🤣
A German walks into The Wheatsheaf and orders a martini.
“Dry?” asks Caz.
“Nein, just one!” he replies.

😜 “Dry” sounds like Drei – German for THREE!

Come to The Wheatsheaf, Whitchurch for drinks, and more cringey jokes daily! 🌾🍸⚽

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The Wheatsheaf Hotel, 19 Green End
Whitchurch
SY131AD

Opening Hours

Monday 11am - 12am
Tuesday 11am - 12am
Wednesday 11am - 12am
Thursday 11am - 12am
Friday 11am - 12am
Saturday 12pm - 12am
Sunday 11am - 12am

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