The Kings Arms

The Kings Arms The King's Arms is a 17th century pub. We serve Cask Marque Accredited real ales, delicious home cook
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15/09/2026

🍎 Supporting Local | Kentfield Estate Apple Juice 🍎

We’re proud to support another fantastic local business here at The Kings Arms, Offham! ❤️

We’re now serving delicious Kentfield Estate Cox & Bramley Kent Apple Juice, made using apples grown right here in Kent. 🍏🌳

From the orchard to the bottle — local, fresh and absolutely delicious! 🙌

We love supporting local producers wherever we can, and this is one we’re particularly excited to have behind the bar.

So next time you’re at The Kings Arms, why not give it a try? 🍎🥂

The Kings Arms, Offham
📍 Teston Road, Offham, ME19 5NR

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15/09/2026

🍎 Supporting Local | estate Apple Juice 🍎

We’re proud to support another fantastic local business here at The Kings Arms, Offham! ❤️

We’re now serving delicious Kentfield Estate Cox & Bramley Kent Apple Juice, made using apples grown right here in Kent. 🍏🌳

From the orchard to the bottle — local, fresh and absolutely delicious! 🙌

We love supporting local producers wherever we can, and this is one we’re particularly excited to have behind the bar.

So next time you’re at The Kings Arms, why not give it a try? 🍎🥂

The Kings Arms, Offham
📍 Teston Road, Offham, ME19 5NR

🍏

🍻 WHAT’S ON AT THE KINGS ARMS THIS WEEK! 🍻Looking for somewhere to eat, drink and have a bit of fun this week? We’ve got...
14/09/2026

🍻 WHAT’S ON AT THE KINGS ARMS THIS WEEK! 🍻

Looking for somewhere to eat, drink and have a bit of fun this week? We’ve got something going on every day! 👇

🍽️ MONDAY
Lunch • 12–2:30pm
Dinner • 6–8pm

🎯 TUESDAY
Lunch • 12–2:30pm
Dinner • 6–8pm
♠️ Poker • From 7:30pm until late
🎯 Kings Arms B Team Darts • 8pm

🍕 WEDNESDAY
Lunch • 12–2:30pm
🍕 SOMMI PIZZA • 5–8pm

👴 THURSDAY
⭐ Senior Special Lunch • 12–2:30pm
Dinner • 6–8pm
🎯 Crib • 8pm

😂 FRIDAY
Lunch • 12–3pm
Dinner • 5–8:30pm

😂 COMEDY NIGHT – OFFHAM VILLAGE HALL
🚪 Doors open • 7pm
🎤 Show starts • 8pm
🎟️ Tickets still available – £14.50

📞 Comedy tickets:
Call us on 01732 870114 or pop into the pub.

🌶️ SATURDAY
Lunch • 12–3pm
🇹🇭 AUTHENTIC THAI NIGHT • 5–9pm
Eat in or enjoy a delicious Thai takeaway!

🍽️ SUNDAY
🔥 SUNDAY ROASTS • 12–4:45pm

📅 Want to book a table at The Kings Arms?
You can book online here 👇
Book a table online

📍 The Kings Arms, Offham

🍻 Something happening every day — come and see us this week!

❤️ Support your local pub and keep it local!

🌯🇲🇽 MEXICAN STREET FOOD IS COMING TO THE KINGS ARMS! 🇲🇽🌯We’re excited to welcome Wrap Heaven to The Kings Arms for the v...
09/09/2026

🌯🇲🇽 MEXICAN STREET FOOD IS COMING TO THE KINGS ARMS! 🇲🇽🌯

We’re excited to welcome Wrap Heaven to The Kings Arms for the very first time! 🎉

Serving up delicious Mexican-inspired street food from 5pm–8:30pm tonight 🔥

🌮 Tacos & quesadillas
🌯 Fresh wraps
🥣 Burrito bowls
🧀 Loaded nachos
🍱 Munch boxes
✨ Plus daily specials!

And what goes better with Mexican food than a cold pint of Moretti? 🍺

📍 The Kings Arms, Offham
⏰ Tonight | 5pm–8:30pm

Come down and give them a warm Kings Arms welcome! ❤️

Good food. Cold drinks. Great company. 🇲🇽🍻

☀️ SUN’S COMING OUT… SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! 🍔🍺The sun is due to make an appearance around 5–6pm, and what better w...
08/09/2026

☀️ SUN’S COMING OUT… SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! 🍔🍺

The sun is due to make an appearance around 5–6pm, and what better way to spend the evening than with BRED SHED smashed burgers at The Kings Arms, Offham! 🔥

🍔 Proper loaded smashed burgers
🍺 Ice-cold b**rs
🍹 Refreshing drinks
☀️ Hopefully a bit of evening sunshine!

BRED SHED x THE KINGS ARMS
📍 Teston Road, Offham, ME19 5NR

Come down, grab a burger, grab a drink and make the most of the evening! 🍔🍻

Tonight’s looking like a good one! 👀☀️

🥩 SUNDAY ROAST AT THE KINGS ARMS! 🥕🍽️There’s nothing better than a proper home-cooked Sunday roast! 😍Join us today at Th...
06/09/2026

🥩 SUNDAY ROAST AT THE KINGS ARMS! 🥕🍽️

There’s nothing better than a proper home-cooked Sunday roast! 😍

Join us today at The Kings Arms, Offham for a delicious roast dinner, served with all the trimmings and plenty of gravy! 🤤

🕛 Serving 12pm – 4:45pm
🍽️ Home-cooked food
🍺 Great drinks
🐶 Dog friendly
❤️ Perfect for a relaxed Sunday with family and friends

Booking is recommended!

📞 01732 870114

Book online: https://the-kings-arms-1688494884.resos.com/booking?_gl=1*197cbpx*_gcl_au*MTMyMjIyMzE2Ni4xNzg3MTY1ODA5Ljk3NDkzNDIxMy4xNzg4Njc4NTk2LjE3ODg2Nzg1OTYuMzYxNTg2NDY3LjE3ODg2NDEzNTMuMTc4ODY3ODU5Ng..*FPAU*MTMyMjIyMzE2Ni4xNzg3MTY1ODA5

📍 The Kings Arms, Teston Road, Offham, ME19 5NR

Come and let us do the cooking today! 😋🍽️

😂 OFFHAM… YOU’VE GOT PLANS! 😂Forget another Friday night sat on the sofa pretending you’re enjoying the telly… we’ve got...
04/09/2026

😂 OFFHAM… YOU’VE GOT PLANS! 😂

Forget another Friday night sat on the sofa pretending you’re enjoying the telly… we’ve got something much funnier planned! 🍻🤣

🎤 LONE STAR COMEDY CLUB IS COMING TO OFFHAM!

Join us for a brilliant night of live stand-up featuring:

😂 Mad Ron
😂 Paul Tonkinson
😂 Ash Frith

📅 Friday 18th September
📍 Offham Village Hall, Church Road, Offham, ME19 5NY
🚪 Doors: 7pm
🤣 Comedy: 8pm
🎟️ £14.50 – ticket only

🍕 And because comedians are apparently funnier when you’re fed… Sommi Pizza Van will be there serving up delicious pizza! 🍕

🍺 Great b**r
🍕 Great pizza
🤣 Great comedy
👯 Great night out

Tickets are available from the Kings Arms Bar, Offham.

Tag the mate who needs dragging out for a night of laughs! 👇

Don’t be the person hearing about it on Saturday morning… “Apparently it was brilliant.” 😂

🇹🇭🍜 AUTHENTIC THAI NIGHT — TONIGHT! 🍜🇹🇭Fancy something a little different tonight? Come and enjoy the incredible flavour...
29/08/2026

🇹🇭🍜 AUTHENTIC THAI NIGHT — TONIGHT! 🍜🇹🇭

Fancy something a little different tonight? Come and enjoy the incredible flavours of Thailand! 🌶️🥢

Our Authentic Thai Night brings you freshly prepared Thai dishes, packed with fragrant spices, bold flavours and plenty of delicious favourites. 🇹🇭❤️

🕔 Serving 5pm – 9pm
🍽️ Eat in or collection available

📲 Book your table online:
https://the-kings-arms-1688494884.resos.com/booking

📞 Order your takeaway:
01732 870114

Bring your friends, bring the family and enjoy a delicious taste of Thailand tonight!

The choice is yours — eat in or take it home! 🇹🇭🍜

We look forward to welcoming you! ❤️

🎤 OPEN MIC NIGHT IS ON TONIGHT! 🎸It’s your time to shine! Join us tonight for a fantastic evening of live music, great t...
26/08/2026

🎤 OPEN MIC NIGHT IS ON TONIGHT! 🎸

It’s your time to shine! Join us tonight for a fantastic evening of live music, great talent and good vibes at The Kings Arms.

📅 Wednesday 26th August
⏰ 8:00–11:00pm
🎤 Hosted by the one and only Clint Travis

Whether you’re performing or just coming along to support, it’s going to be a brilliant night!

Bring your friends, grab a drink and come and enjoy some fantastic live entertainment. 🎶🍻

See you tonight!

The Kings Arms,
Teston Road
Offham
ME19 5NR

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Teston Road
West Malling
ME195

Opening Hours

Monday 12pm - 10pm
Tuesday 12pm - 10pm
Wednesday 12pm - 10pm
Thursday 12pm - 10pm
Friday 12pm - 11pm
Saturday 12pm - 11pm
Sunday 12pm - 11pm

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