11/06/2026
🚨 NEW CAN ALERT 🚨
🌊🔪 HASH SLINGING SLASHER 🔪🌊
From Sureshot Brewing Co.
Pale Ale • 3.4% ABV
“The sash-ringing, trash-singing, mash-flinging…” 👀
Straight from one of the most legendary (and slightly traumatising) episodes of SpongeBob, Hash Slinging Slasher is a super-sessionable hazy pale ale packed with Mosaic, Rakau and Citra hops. Expect juicy tropical flavours, bright citrus aromas and a crisp, refreshing finish that keeps you coming back for another sip. Despite the modest 3.4%, it’s full of flavour and dangerously easy drinking.
⚠️ Rumour has it that if you drink this after closing time:
👻 The lights will flicker…
🔔 The phone will ring…
🍔 The grill will mysteriously fire up…
🔪 And the Hash Slinging Slasher may appear…
(Or you’ll just enjoy a cracking pale ale. One of the two.)
Pop in and grab a can before it vanishes into the night. Just remember…
“The Hash Slinging Slasher is coming…” 😱