The Woolpack Inn

07/09/2026

THIS SATURDAY… Leanne’s climbing the fu***ng Kelpies.

No lift. No escalator. No fu***ng common sense.

So if you’ve ever fancied paying to see the landlady sweating, swearing, wheezing and regretting every decision that led her to this point — GET YOUR WALLET OUT.

Even a couple of quid helps!

Andi’s already sponsored her… which, considering how fu***ng tight he is, really leaves the rest of you with no excuse.

Dig deep folks — if I’m hauling my arse up a 30-metre metal horse, hopefully you can spare £2!

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05/09/2026

Big Saturday at The Woolpack!

Rugby from 4.10pm, Celtic at 8pm, John Waterston live 7–10pm… and another late one at 10pm.

Basically, come for a pint and we’ll give you absolutely no reason to leave.

Sport. Tunes. Pints. Saturday sorted.

04/09/2026

Fresh ales on the pumps and a bit of live music to wash them down with… not a bad way to spend your weekend!

We’ve got Harviestoun Hillfoot IPA 5.0% and Deuchars IPA 3.8% pouring now — two cracking ales ready for a proper taste test.

And if that wasn’t enough, tomorrow night we’ve got live music from 7–10pm, so get yourself in, grab a pint and settle in for a good one.

Fresh ale, live tunes and the usual Woolpack carry on… what more do you need? 🍺

03/09/2026

Just a wee reminder…

This Saturday we’ve got LIVE MUSIC from 7–10pm!

The last few music nights have been absolutely brilliant!
Get in early, grab your seat, get a pint in and settle yourself down for a cracking night.

And yes… Andi will be there. Unfortunately, you can’t have everything.

Another NEW ACT coming to The Woolpack!

We’re delighted to welcome John Waterston for his first night with us on Saturday 5th September, 7–10pm.

John is a top male vocalist covering hits from the 50’s right through to the present day, so there’ll be something for everyone.

Our last few live music nights have been absolutely brilliant — the atmosphere has been bouncing and, best of all, we’re getting amazing feedback from both the acts and you lot about the welcome and atmosphere at The Woolpack.

That’s exactly what we want — a wee country pub where everyone gets a good welcome, the acts love playing and you lot keep coming back for more!

So let’s give John a proper Woolpack welcome for his first time with us.

Saturday 5th September | 7–10pm

Get in early — if the last few are anything to go by, it’s going to be another busy one!

31/08/2026

Happening this Saturday! Come along for another good night at The Woolpack! Padders MichieLeanne Michie

Another NEW ACT coming to The Woolpack!

We’re delighted to welcome John Waterston for his first night with us on Saturday 5th September, 7–10pm.

John is a top male vocalist covering hits from the 50’s right through to the present day, so there’ll be something for everyone.

Our last few live music nights have been absolutely brilliant — the atmosphere has been bouncing and, best of all, we’re getting amazing feedback from both the acts and you lot about the welcome and atmosphere at The Woolpack.

That’s exactly what we want — a wee country pub where everyone gets a good welcome, the acts love playing and you lot keep coming back for more!

So let’s give John a proper Woolpack welcome for his first time with us.

Saturday 5th September | 7–10pm

Get in early — if the last few are anything to go by, it’s going to be another busy one!

28/08/2026

Leanne’s birthday is Thursday 27th August, but obviously one day devoted to her isn’t nearly enough for a woman who already thinks owning a pub makes her a local celebrity.

So Saturday 29th is officially Leanne’s birthday night out — and somehow she’s managed to prise open Andi’s wallet for the occasion.

Well… sort of.

He’s agreed to a FREE JUKEBOX.

We can only assume there’s been some sort of administrative error.

This is a man so fu***ng tight he could peel an orange in his pocket. So PLEASE come down and abuse this rare moment of generosity before he comes to his senses and starts charging 50p a song again.

As for the birthday girl, Leanne will no doubt spend the night swanning about like Beyoncé of Tillicoultry, accepting birthday drinks and reminding absolutely everyone within a five-mile radius that IT’S HER BIRTHDAY.

And then there’s the microphone…

Usually Andi gives her the remote control and lets her believe she’s contributing. But seeing as it’s her birthday night out, there’s a slim chance she might finally be allowed the actual microphone.

He might even turn the fu**er on (doubt it)

Although after hearing Leanne sing, you’ll quickly understand why Andi’s been keeping it switched off.

So come along for FREE JUKEBOX, questionable singing, an increasingly steaming Leanne and Andi standing behind the bar watching every free song take another tiny piece of his soul.

Saturday 29th August — The Woolpack

Come for Leanne’s birthday.

Stay to watch Andi have a financial breakdown.

And if Leanne gets the microphone…

Leave.

22/08/2026

Festival day!

Finally managed to get Andi out the pub… although obviously the Woolpack body warmer had to come with us. Can take the man out the Woolpack, but apparently you can’t take the Woolpack out the man.

And that smile? 100% fake. He’s just paid £18 for two ciders and is still trying to process the trauma.

Thoughts and prayers for the tightest man in Tillicoultry at this difficult time.

21/08/2026

Pilfer Peach L***r is BACK on the bar!

We actually had it on last week… but you lot drank the bloody thing dry within a day and a half before Leanne even got the chance to write one of her world-famous witty Facebook posts about it.

Absolutely no consideration for the marketing department whatsoever.

So, take two — it’s back, it’s cold, it’s peachy and this time Leanne has managed to get the post up before you greedy buggers empty the barrel.

Get in quick… apparently we can’t trust you lot.

18/08/2026

Tomorrow night here at The Woolpack.

One day to go. On Wed 19th we'll gather from 7pm at The Woolpack Inn and share tellings on the theme of 'Hero/Heroine' from 7:30pm.

You'll find us in the wee snug on the left as you come in, why not coorie-in with us for some stories, poems and anecdotes.

All welcome, and no need to tell- many simply listen.

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16/08/2026

Another NEW ACT coming to The Woolpack!

We’re delighted to welcome John Waterston for his first night with us on Saturday 5th September, 7–10pm.

John is a top male vocalist covering hits from the 50’s right through to the present day, so there’ll be something for everyone.

Our last few live music nights have been absolutely brilliant — the atmosphere has been bouncing and, best of all, we’re getting amazing feedback from both the acts and you lot about the welcome and atmosphere at The Woolpack.

That’s exactly what we want — a wee country pub where everyone gets a good welcome, the acts love playing and you lot keep coming back for more!

So let’s give John a proper Woolpack welcome for his first time with us.

Saturday 5th September | 7–10pm

Get in early — if the last few are anything to go by, it’s going to be another busy one!