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09/09/2012

Holla!

Just to let all you punters know that the clubhouse will be opening on the next two Saturdays (15th and 22nd September).

The 15th is the Birthday special where the Clubhouse will be serving everyones favourite Dragooooonnbaalllss.

The 22nd is a deserved opening in honour of how brilliant Crystal Phallus are in general and will be hosting a beer pong tournament in the day.

Due to the closure of the clubhouse over the past few months the inside is in some need of refurbishment. If anyone has any decent photos or tat, then please feel free to donate to improve our favourite watering hole.

Looking forward to seeing you all there.

24/03/2012

The clubhouse will temporarily be closed as it is undergoing refurbishment.

Normal service will be resumed in time for the Easter weekend (Thursday night opening special) and for the gaffers birthday.

Any requests for ideas for the refurbishment, I.e what you would like to see in the clubhouse, are welcomed.

Have a fantastic weekend.

Hello folks.Here's the latest league table after the lads drew 0-0 with Ice Pack yesterday.Things really are getting ten...
19/03/2012

Hello folks.

Here's the latest league table after the lads drew 0-0 with Ice Pack yesterday.

Things really are getting tense now with Phallus desperately defending their second place whilst also still in touching distance of the title.

Come on you Phallites!

26/02/2012

The clubhouse is temporarily closed as part of a restocking period. The popularity of the latest addition "the Meg" was an unforeseen circumstance that has left the clubhouse in need of some additional alcohol.

The Meg is a classic blend of Gin, Absynth and Whisky which leaves a sensual feeling in the punters throat for some time after consumption.

25/02/2012

Is open momentarily. 4am to 6am. Tim ward, Michael Hart and Martyn Stevens requesting the absyinth.

22/02/2012

Don't forget to pick up your copy of the match day programme for Friday's big game between Fritzl and In The Pud.

Hot off the press!

Remember when Tim fell over a gate?
18/02/2012

Remember when Tim fell over a gate?

Hi Everyone, Happy Friday!Tonight we are celebrating Tim Ward's Birthday.Let's hope he's in a better state than this com...
17/02/2012

Hi Everyone, Happy Friday!

Tonight we are celebrating Tim Ward's Birthday.

Let's hope he's in a better state than this come the end of tonight.

Yes folks, that is a Daiquiri smeared all over his chops.

Happy Birthday Tim!

14/02/2012

Happy Valentine's Day everybody.

Want something to warm the cockles of your heart? Stop by for a Dragonball!

10/02/2012

Hi Everyone!

Happy Friday! The Clubhouse has been poorly this week but is looking forward to opening the doors for a pre Pub Golf Ward Triple next Friday.

Have a great day everyone.

19/01/2012

Hi Everyone,

Well, it's almost that time of the week again. Tomorrow is Friday!

The clubhouse is closed for refurbishment this weekend however the rest of Phallus Street will be open for business should anyone fancy a drink. Please remember to drink like a t**t and have a really good night.

All the best,

Admin.

10/01/2012

Admin can only assume all our patrons are still hungover you quiet fu***rs.

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