21/03/2026
🍺 I’LL GO NEXT WEEK… 🍺
Please stop fu***ng crying over the "Sold" signs if you didn't help pay the never-ending bills!
I see it every single time a local pub boards up the windows. 🏚️
The Facebook comments section goes into meltdown:
😭 “So sad!”
😭 “OMG! I had my 21st there."
😭 “Another piece of history gone. Someone should have saved it!" ✍️
Give over! 🙄
The council didn't kill that pub. The energy companies didn't (entirely) kill that pub. Even the s**t show government aren’t wholly responsible…and that’s a big statement coming from me!
The "I’ll go next week" crowd killed it. 💀
A pub isn't a museum. It’s not a heritage site you visit once a decade to show your grandkids where Grandad used to get rowdy. 🍺👴
It’s a living, breathing, high-maintenance beast that needs feeding every. single. day. 🦁
While you were sat at home with your supermarket crate, watching a man bake a cake on TV, the pub was sitting there with:
🔥 The heating blasting for three regulars and a dog
💡 The cellar chilling beer that nobody was drinking
🧑🍳 A chef prepped for a Sunday Roast rush that never came because "it looked a bit drizzly outside"
You can’t "love" a pub from your sofa. ❤️🛋️
You love a pub by being in it. 🍻
By hearing the laughter, smelling the beer, the food, and contributing to the atmosphere that you claim to miss so much once it’s turned into a row of "Luxury New Builds" the size of postage stamps, with paper-thin walls. 🏢🧱
The British Pub is the only place left where you can walk in a stranger and leave with a best mate, a job lead, or a hangover you actually earned! 🤝✨
But if you treat us like a backup plan, don't be surprised when that plan disappears. 🫥
When you try to go “next week”…only to find out it’s too late! 🪦
I don't want your "RIP" comments in six months. I want your "Same again, please" today!🍺🙌
Share this if you’re actually going to your local this week! 👉📲
Tag the mate who’s been saying "we should catch up" since 2022.👇👇👇🏃♂️
Don’t be part of the problem, be part of the solution! 🙌
