Malt Disley

05/08/2026

Di’s Wednesday Whinge….

National Trust… I have one small complaint.

Could’ve warned me before displaying my life story in public.

At this stage, all it’s missing is…

“Requires two cups of tea before speaking.”

“May creak when standing up.”

“Gets irrationally angry when people stand in doorways.”

“Runs entirely on sarcasm and ibuprofen.”

04/08/2026

Quiz Night Tonight! 8pm.
🍪 Chocolate Biscuit Tasting Round, if you think you know your Polar Bears from your Penguins then this is the quiz for you. 🐻‍❄️🐧

04/08/2026

03/08/2026

A Las Di & Loz

Episode 4 - Bu**er All! (Di vs. Loz)

01/08/2026

✨ There’s something about a room full of people singing at the top of their lungs that just hits different… 🎤🍹

If your idea of a good Saturday involves questionable dance moves, shouting out the answers, belting out the biggest tunes and a drink (or a few 😉), then this one’s for you.

Bottomless Bingalong is back on Saturday 5th September, and if you’ve been before, you already know the chaos we’re talking about. If you haven’t… where have you been?! 😅

Round up your mates, warm up those vocal cords and get ready for an afternoon that never quite goes to plan… in the best way.

🎟️ Tickets are available at maltdisley.com

Tag the friend who’s guaranteed to know every lyric… or the one who’s convinced they do. 👇

29/07/2026

🥵🥶 PSA Di Rant 🥶🥵

For the last two months we’ve listened…

“It’s too hot.”
“I can’t cope with this heat.”
“It’s unbearable in here.”

Fair enough.

So we did something about it.

We spent thousands having air conditioning installed. Not because we had to, but because we listened. We wanted people to be comfortable.

For the past 72 hours…

“It’s too cold.”
“Can you turn it up?”
“Can you turn it down?”
“Ooh, I need a jumper.”
“Haven’t you got a setting in the middle?”

And before anyone says it… yes… we’ve heard every variation of “You’ve turned the heating on!”
“It’s freezing in here”
“You need to start serving soup”🙄
It wasn’t funny the first time, and after the 497th person, it still isn’t.

Here’s the thing though…

People can have opinions. That’s life.

But when people start messaging me privately on my day off because they think the air con is a degree too cold… that’s where I draw the line.

I’m not at work.
I’m not on call.
I’m trying to have a life like everybody else.

We’ve invested a fortune trying to make the place better.
The aircon is set at 21°C.
If it’s a touch cool, bring a cardigan.
If it’s a touch warm, have another pint.

It’s summer.
In England.
It’ll probably be raining by tea time anyway.

I’m off for a very large drink now … so Cheers!
Sante!
Salud!
Salute!
Prost!
or Up your Bottom!

28/07/2026

New! Toby’s Top Tipple Tuesdays…
Otherwise known as Cocktail of the Week.

Ep 1 - Mango Tango

As you can see Toby thrilled to be a part of my content making ideas! 😆

27/07/2026

Alas Di & Loz

Episode 3 - Happy Monday

26/07/2026

8 WEEKS TO GO!!

21/07/2026

🚨 QUIZ NIGHT ALERT! 🚨

Lauren’s back hosting tonight… which can only mean one thing…

THE TASTING ROUND IS BACK. 🍻🍫🧀🍷🤦‍♀️

There goes this week’s profit margin…

Honestly, I preferred it when she was on maternity leave. The only thing she was costing me then was bits and pieces for Archie. Now she’s back, she’s wandering round the supermarket filling a trolley with random things saying, “Ooh, this’ll be good for the tasting round!”

No, Lauren. It won’t. It’ll be expensive.

Still… you lot absolutely love it, so here we are again.

🧠 Quiz starts at 8pm
👅 Tasting round included
🏆 Bragging rights up for grabs
💰 Di quietly crying every time another item gets added to the shopping basket.

See you tonight… and if anyone asks, the tasting round was totally within budget. 😉