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28/10/2026

Well, that's that. Christmas with Elvis is officially sold out.

Thank you to everyone who booked. Friday 20th November is going to be a proper night: three courses, crackers on the table, and Steve Knight as The King once the plates are cleared.

If you've booked, keep an eye on your inbox for your pre-order email. If you missed out, we're sorry. Follow us so you hear first when The King's back.

26/10/2026

Elvis is coming back to The Retreat, and this time he’s bringing Christmas with him.

Friday 20th November. Three courses from our Christmas party menu, crackers on the table, and a guaranteed seat with a view when Steve Knight takes the stage as The King. All for £35 a head.

If you were here in April, you know how that night went. We’re still recovering. This time it’s a proper sit-down evening: your table is yours from 6.30pm until Elvis leaves the building, so there’s no rush and no standing at the back.

Tables are very limited and booking is essential. Call us on 01784 464839. It’s a £20 per person deposit, and pre-orders are due by Friday 6th November.

Sing along, or don’t. Your call.

13/10/2026

Kids eat free Monday to Friday at The Retreat when you order any adult main (that’s a free kids main with a full paying adult main if there’s any doubt 😉 ) And if you just want to feed the kids, our Kids Meal is £10 and includes a kids main, a fruit shoot and ice cream!

08/10/2026

The skeletons are back! You know we’re getting ready for the Halloween party of the decade on 31st October. Tickets are selling fast and they include house DJ’s from Long Lost Music but also child entertainment on the day!

We're hiring at The Retreat! 🍻We're looking for sous chef and senior chef to join the team.Email your CV to info@theretr...

22/09/2026

We're hiring at The Retreat! 🍻

We're looking for sous chef and senior chef to join the team.

Email your CV to [email protected] or drop us a message here.

16/09/2026

There is a darts team at the bottom of the bar, and they are ours.

The Surrey Expats play their home league nights here at The Retreat, and the 2026/27 season is under way. Nine home matches between now and the end of January, all on a Thursday, throw from 8pm.

Free to watch. No ticket, no fuss. Turn up, get a drink and stand behind the oche shouting encouragement at people who are considerably better at this than you are.

Home nights:
Thu 24 Sep v White Hart
Thu 8 Oct v RBL Isleworth A
Thu 15 Oct v Eddies Social Club A
Thu 29 Oct v Twickenham Club
Thu 12 Nov v The 26 Club Hanworth
Thu 26 Nov v Shepperton Social Club
Thu 10 Dec v Bedfont Sports Club
Thu 14 Jan v Teddington Con Club A
Thu 28 Jan v Ashford Shunters

Every date is on the What's On calendar at theretreatstaines.co.uk

10/09/2026

Halloween at The Retreat. Saturday 31 October. We are not doing it by halves.

5 till 9pm is the family bit. Bring the kids, lose them to the face painter (free, 5 till 7pm) and let them leave looking a good deal scarier than they arrived. Under 18s welcome until 9pm.

From 9pm it is adults only. Long Lost Music bring their house DJs to Staines, the doors close on anyone under 18, and the pub, which has gone to considerable effort to frighten you, becomes a dance floor.

Fancy dress is not optional. Everyone, every age. Turn up in jeans and we will serve you, because we are professionals, but we will be judging you quietly from behind the bar.

Tickets are £5, online only, and numbers are limited. There is no walking up on the night and hoping. Link in bio.

25/08/2026

We hate to be those people but you wouldn't believe how fast Christmas tables sell out at The Retreat! So consider this your fair warning that Christmas Day at The Retreat is already almost full and Christmas party calendar is filling out fast!

We have prepared a lovely festive menu for you which you can see on our website, where you can also fill out a form stating your requirements. A member of our team will call you back within a day to answer any questions you may have, charge the deposit fee and book your table if you so wish.

Festive (or summer) wishes to you all!

17/08/2026

There was an incident at the pub this weekend which we had to call the police to. Arrests were made and the investigation is ongoing, so we can't comment further for now.

10/08/2026

Two Saturdays. Two very different soundtracks. Nine hours each, because summer's short and the garden's finally earning its keep.

Sat 15 August: Soul All Day
Surrey Soul Sensation, 2pm till 11pm. Soul, funk and the sort of records that get people up who said they weren't getting up.

Sat 29 August: Day'n'Nite
Long Lost Music take it from afternoon into night. Dance, house, a proper Ibiza lean once the sun drops. Bank holiday weekend, so there's no excuse and no work on Monday.

Free entry, both days. Come for an hour, stay for seven.

Address

Staines Road
Staines
TW182RT

Opening Hours

Monday	12pm - 11pm
Tuesday	12pm - 11pm
Wednesday	12pm - 11pm
Thursday	12pm - 11pm
Friday	12pm - 11pm
Saturday	12pm - 11pm
Sunday	12pm - 10pm

Telephone

+441784464839

Website

https://www.theretreatstaines.co.uk/

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