Turks Head - Scarborough

01/10/2019

01/10/2019

JAYNE AND CHRIS WOULD LIKE TO THANK ALL FRIENDS AND CUSTOMERS WHO TOGETHER MADE OUR PAST FIVE YEARS IN THE TURKS A LOT OF FUN.
UNFORTUNATELY IT IS NOW THE TIME TO PASS THE KEYS ON TO THE NEW LICENSEE ( when they find one )
ONCE AGAIN, THANK YOU ALL FOR THE GOOD TIMES AND SILLINESS THAT MADE THE TURKS..

01/08/2019

THE SCARBADOS PIRATES ENJOYING THE SUNSHINE

04/07/2019

TIME IS RUNNING OUT FOR BENSON'S LOVE SPUDS
A PROTEST RALLY WILL BE HELD IN THE LEEDS ARMS FROM 2PM
COME AND SHOW YOUR SUPPORT AND JOIN OUR FIGHT AGAINST THIS OUTRAGEOUS MISCARRIAGE OF JUSTICE .....

04/07/2019

A 24 MONTH OLD UNEMPLOYED SCARBOROUGH DOG
PLEADED NOT GUILTY TO A STRING OF SEXUAL ASSAULTS IN THE TOWN DURING THE LAST 6 MONTHS.
UNEMPLOYED BENSON WOOD OF NO FIXED ADDRESS ALSO PLEADED NOT GUILTY TO SEVERAL COUNTS OF CRIMINAL DAMAGE TO FURNITURE IN THE LEEDS ARMS PUBLIC HOUSE A KANGAROO COURT IN THE TURKS HEAD HEARD TODAY.
SEMEN AND DOG HAIR WAS FROM THE ACCUSED WAS DISCOVERED ON CUSHIONS AND BEDDING REMOVED FROM THE LEEDS ARMS PUBLIC HOUSE.
PUFFESSOR SHREG VOINUS FOR THE PROSECUTION WHO EXAMINED THE SAMPLES LATER CONFIRMED THAT THE SAMPLES DID INDEED SMELL AND TASTE OF DOG SEMEN.
BENSON WAS FOUND GUILTY OF ALL OFFENCES AND SENTENCED TO CASTRATION BY ALMA VETS ON MONDAY 8 JULY.

04/06/2019

WELL ITS SCARBOROUGH INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT FOR US TODAY.
CELEBRATING WIFEYS BIRTHDAY ON THE COSTA DEL CRIME.
SEE YOU'S ALL IN A WEEK, ###

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17/05/2019

WEDNESDAY 22ND MAY ,, WE SAY BON VOYAGE TO RESIDENT D.J GREG ( SHREG ) SHREG IS EMIGRATING TO HULL FOLLOWING HIS DREAM OF FAME AND STARDOM AND C**K. TO MARK THIS OCCASION WE WILL BE HOSTING A GOODBYE TO SHREG CHEESEBOARD EVENING FROM AROUND 7PM FRIENDS PLEASE ACCEPT THIS INVITATION..

23/03/2019

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO DAVE ( DUSTY ) BINNS.
best wishes from everyone in the Turks,
and have a great holiday old pal