29/05/2026
I’ve lived my life without regret….. until today!
I accidentally smacked the bottom (quite firmly) of a woman I thought was my wife. The look of horror on her face was nothing compared to the look of anger on the face of her muscular husband 💪 who was leaping from his sun bed demanding an explanation.
Neither matched the look on my wife’s face that simply said ‘don’t worry about what’s going on over there because when you get back over here it’s going to be a lot worse.’
It’s drink o’clock for me and maybe it’s drink o’clock for you. Treat yourself.
(Pictured is neither my wife’s bottom nor the bottom of the woman I smacked….. sadly!)
