Farmers Arms

29/05/2026

19/05/2026

CURRENT STATE OF PLAY:

□ Open from 6□ Bournemouth v Man City – 19:30□ Chelsea v Spurs – 20:15□ Spurs fans cautiously allowing themselves emotions again

Proceed accordingly.

17/05/2026

OPEN FROM 12

Today's choices:

Be productive ❌Do jobs round the house ❌Watch football and gradually become furious at referees ✔️

12:30 – Man Utd v Nottingham Forest

15:00 – Brentford v Crystal PalaceEverton v SunderlandLeeds v BrightonWolves v Fulham(The 3pm games will have to be a choice — only so many screens and Sky boxes exist in this world.)

17:30 – Newcastle v West Ham

16/05/2026

Open from 12.

FA Cup Final today – Chelsea v Man City at 3.

90 minutes of football, several VAR replays, and at least three people confidently saying “game’s gone.”

🍻

10/05/2026

Open from 12.

4 matches today, which means at some point someone will say:
“Stick the other game on for a minute.”

14:00
Burnley v Aston Villa
Crystal Palace v Everton
Nottingham Forest v Newcastle

16:30
West Ham v Arsenal

A beautiful day for selective attention and pint-based decision making.

09/05/2026

Today’s agenda:

• Open from 12
• Liverpool v Chelsea at 12:30
• Man City v Brentford at 17:30
• Ignore all responsibilities for several hours
• Discuss football like you’re personally involved

05/05/2026

Open at 6.

20:00 – Arsenal v Atletico

Champions League night.
Plenty of nodding, a few “interesting…”s, and at least one person claiming they saw it coming.