01/11/2026
🎄🎅 CHRISTMAS IS COMING AND SO IS THE ANNUAL FAMILY ARGUMENT! 🎅🎄
Right then, you festive little disasters. It's time to talk CHRISTMAS DINNER! 🍽️
And before anyone starts panicking about peeling 400 potatoes, wrestling a turkey into an oven or pretending to like Aunt Susan's homemade trifle… WE'VE GOT YOU! 🤣
🎄 3 COURSES FOR £19.99! 🎄
YES. NINETEEN POUNDS AND NINETY-NINE PENCE.
FOR THREE COURSES.
IN THIS ECONOMY?! Someone check on head office. They've clearly been at the sherry. 🍷😂
And here's the REAL Christmas miracle…
It's actually CHEAPER than ordering from our main menu, with approximately 300% MORE FESTIVE CHEER! 🎅🤣
Same pub. Same fabulous team. Less money. And considerably more opportunities to shout MERRY CHRISTMAS at people who were just trying to eat their dinner.
It's basically a financial decision disguised as a Christmas party. 💃🍷
We've got festive turkey, Christmas burgers, delicious starters and desserts that'll have you undoing your top button before you've even considered your life choices. 🤤
And the best bit?
✅ No cooking.
✅ No washing up.
✅ No arguing over who's doing the sprouts. ✅ No pretending you're enjoying yourself while your mother-in-law critiques your gravy.
✅ And absolutely NO finding a Tupperware big enough for 6kg of leftover turkey.
Just turn up, eat yourself into a food coma and let us deal with the consequences. 😘
📅 18TH NOVEMBER – 1ST JANUARY 🎄 Excludes Christmas Day. 💷 3 COURSES FOR £19.99! 🍾 10% OFF CH*****NE & W**E WHEN YOU PRE-ORDER!
⚠️ BOOKING AND PRE-ORDER REQUIRED!
And before someone asks…
NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE THREE DESSERTS AND CALL IT A THREE-COURSE MEAL.
Although, quite frankly, we respect the ambition. 👏🤣
🎅 BOOK YOUR FESTIVE FEAST AT THE THREE MAGPIES NOW!
Because Christmas calories don't count, January is a problem for future you, and frankly…
You've made considerably worse decisions for £19.99.
Some of you have even married them. 💋🎄🤣