Three Magpies

Three Magpies Dionne and the team welcome you to The Three Magpies
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The Three Magpies Hotel in Brinsworth, Rotherham is a friendly and relaxed pub, serving great value, quality food fresh from the grill. We serve breakfast, lunch, and dinner along with a selection of delicious drinks to keep the conversation flowing.

27/06/2026

๐Ÿ”ฎ TONIGHT'S FORECAST ๐Ÿ”ฎ

โšฝ England Kick off at 10pm

๐ŸŒž Outside: Ridiculously hot.

๐Ÿณ Kitchen: working in temperatures normally reserved for crematoriums.

๐Ÿบ Behind the bar: Four smiling people pretending they're not one guest away from spontaneous combustion.

Before anyone asks...

โŒ "Have you not got air conditioning?"
No.

And trust me... if there was a magical button labelled FREE AIR CON, do you honestly think we'd all be stood here marinating in our own sweat instead?
We're not running some weird social experiment.

We're suffering with you... except you're sat drinking an ice-cold pint while we're carrying six of them.

So tonight, come and watch the football. Support your country. Support your local.
And if you see one of the team quietly staring into space...

Don't worry.
They're not ignoring you.
They're just watching their tears evaporate before they hit the floor.

Now then... ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ It's coming home!! ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ

Comment with your score prediction. If you get it right, you win absolutely nothing except the smug satisfaction of telling everyone, "I said that would happen." Which, let's be honest, is priceless. ๐Ÿปโšฝ๐Ÿ”ฅ

23/06/2026

๐Ÿฅตโ˜€๏ธ It's hotter than the devil's air fryer out there. โ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿฅต

Please take care out there and remember to keep those hydration levels topped up!
๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿšฐ Take regular hydration breaks โ€” if itโ€™s good enough for the footballers, itโ€™s definitely good enough for the rest of us! โšฝ

And before anyone complains that service is taking a little longer today, we'd like to remind you that our team are currently working inside what feels like a greenhouse that's been parked on the surface of the sun. ๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒก๏ธ

While you're enjoying a cold pint and contemplating whether it's too hot to move, our team are speed-walking through a heatwave carrying plates, glasses, and their rapidly evaporating will to live. ๐Ÿป๐Ÿฅต

So be kind. Be patient. Hydrate regularly.
And if you hear a member of staff hissing when they walk into direct sunlight, that's completely normal and not a cause for concern. ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚

Stay cool, drink water, and remember: if you're sweating just sitting there, imagine being the poor soul cooking your extra well done steak๐Ÿ’€

22/06/2026

๐Ÿšจ BREAKING NEWS ๐Ÿšจ

Following a highly sophisticated management meeting (and absolutely no arguing whatsoever), we've decided it's time for a few changes...

๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ฆ CHILDREN HAVE WON (OR MAYBE THE PARENTS)

The 9pm curfew has officially been extended to 10pm... Yes even at weekends, don't push it.

That's right. The tiny humans have negotiated an extra hour of freedom. We're not saying they're running the place now, but we're not not saying it either.

โšฝ ENGLAND WORLD CUP MATCHES โšฝ

In the event of England making us all wildly optimistic before eventually testing our emotional resilience, older children will be allowed to stay and watch the matches too.
Because if adults are permitted to shout tactical advice at the TV, it only seems fair that the next generation can join in.

๐Ÿ“ข HOWEVER...

This new arrangement comes with one very important condition:

Parents must remain responsible for their own children.

We know. Radical concept, but we are not great babysitters-half of us don't even like our own kids!... Just me? ๐Ÿ˜‚

Please help us keep the atmosphere friendly and enjoyable for everyone by making sure your little angels don't suddenly become feral after 9pm.

We're trying this because we'd rather be known as the fun pub than the pub that issues bedtime notices.

Help us make it work, otherwise management may be forced back into another meeting, and nobody wants that.

Especially management.

Cheers! ๐Ÿป

21/06/2026

๐Ÿป HAPPY FATHER'S DAY TO ALL THE DADS OUT THERE โ€“ ESPECIALLY OUR OWN! ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆโค๏ธ

Today we celebrate the heroes who taught us life's most important lessons:

"Don't slam that door!"
"Were you born in a barn?"
"We're burning daylight"
"Touch that thermostat and see what happens..."

Dad, we've been really good this year, so please... don't cut off the TV plugs. We promise we'll turn the lights off when we leave the room. ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ˜‚

To honour the kings of Dad jokes, DIY masters, and unsolicited life advice, we're serving up some cracking Father's Day deals:

๐Ÿ”๐Ÿบ Burger & Pint Deal โ€“ ยฃ12 ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿท 2 Steaks & 2 Drinks โ€“ ยฃ22

So bring Dad down, buy him a pint, listen to that story you've already heard 63 times, and let him spend the day doing what he does best... reminding everyone that he "wasn't asleep, just resting his eyes." ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜‚

Happy Father's Day from all of us! We can't wait to celebrate with you. ๐Ÿปโค๏ธ

๐Ÿป๐Ÿคฃ

๐Ÿšฐ๐Ÿบ Local Hero Alert! ๐Ÿบ๐ŸšฐA massive thank you to Stephen Sneesby, who swooped in today like a superhero and saved us all fr...
20/06/2026

๐Ÿšฐ๐Ÿบ Local Hero Alert! ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿšฐ

A massive thank you to Stephen Sneesby, who swooped in today like a superhero and saved us all from a life of dry taps, questionable hygiene, and having to drink tea made from our tears.

Thanks to Stephen, the water is flowing once again, toilets are flushing, kettles are boiling, and civilisation has been restored. ๐Ÿ™Œ

We reckon this sterling act of public service deserves some recognition. In fact, we're pretty sure everyone who enjoys running water today now owes Stephen a pint. We haven't checked the legalities of this, but it feels morally binding. ๐Ÿป

So if you see Stephen, give him a cheer.

Cheers, Stephen โ€“ our taps (and my sanity) salute you! ๐Ÿšฟ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿบ

20/06/2026

We are open

20/06/2026

Unfortunately we have had to close due to no water supply. We have called out the relevant engineers and will be back up and running ASAP.

20/06/2026

๐Ÿšจ LOST PROPERTY: AN APPEAL ๐Ÿšจ

Some of you have apparently been coming to the pub, taking your hangover home, and leaving everything else behind.

Our lost property box is now overflowing with coats, hoodies, hats, scarves and what can only be described as evidence.
We've reached the point where we're considering giving the box its own table on a Friday night.

So, if you've lost something, forgotten something, or deliberately abandoned it after making poor life choices, please come and collect it.

โฐ Everything will be kept until Monday.
After that, any unclaimed items will be donated to people who will actually appreciate them. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ We do not need the mess.

Please pop in and check before your favourite hoodie starts asking why you never came back for it.

If you've left a husband behind, we know this was no accident!! Please collect him promptly. Feeding him and listening to his stories is getting tedious. ๐Ÿป

17/06/2026

๐Ÿ†โšฝ IT'S COMING HOME! โšฝ๐Ÿ†

(Yes, we know. We say it every time. Leave us alone.)

Tonight at 9PM, England kick off their first WORLD CUP match, and we're ready for an evening of completely rational behaviour and absolutely no overreactions whatsoever.

Before kick-off:

๐Ÿง  FOOTBALL QUIZ ๐Ÿบ FREE PINTS OF THATCHERS TO BE WON ๐ŸŽ BIG PRIZES UP FOR GRABS ๐Ÿ” FOOD SERVED THROUGHOUT

And because missing a goal while waiting for a drink is a tragedy nobody should have to endure...

๐Ÿป 2 PINT GLASSES AVAILABLE ๐Ÿบ 4 PINT PITCHERS AVAILABLE

Less time queueing. More time shouting at the screen. More time blaming the referee. More time explaining to everyone exactly what England should be doing despite not having kicked a ball since Year 9 PE.

Whether you're a football fanatic or only watch the WORLD CUP because the entire country collectively loses its mind for a few weeks, get yourself down here.

Come for the football. Stay for the free beer. Leave convinced that England are winning the WORLD CUP.

IT'S COMING HOME. ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿบ

๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽ‰ WE HAVE A WINNER! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ†After what can only be described as an intense investigation involving wild guesses, suspiciously...
14/06/2026

๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽ‰ WE HAVE A WINNER! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ†

After what can only be described as an intense investigation involving wild guesses, suspiciously enthusiastic "research", and a few people who seemed a little too confident... we can finally reveal the answer! ๐Ÿน๐Ÿ˜†

๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅ

The shot Helen crowned as her favourite was...

๐Ÿงก Jรคgermeister Orange! ๐Ÿงก

A huge congratulations to Lauren Morgan who guessed correctly and has won:
๐Ÿฝ๏ธ A meal for 2 ๐Ÿฅค 2 drinks

Well done Lauren! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ‘

Please come and collect your prize anytime from tomorrow onwards.

Thank you to everyone who entered, liked, shared and took part. And an extra thank you to those who selflessly carried out extensive shot-testing research in the name of competition accuracy. Your dedication has not gone unnoticed. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿน

Keep your eyes peeled for our next competition... Helen is already volunteering for further taste-testing duties! ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿคฃ

Address

Bonet Lane, Brinsworth
Rotherham
S605NF

Opening Hours

Monday 9:30am - 10pm
Tuesday 9:30am - 10pm
Wednesday 9:30am - 10pm
Thursday 9:30am - 10pm
Friday 9:30am - 12am
Saturday 9:30am - 12am
Sunday 9:30am - 10pm

Telephone

+441709838476

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