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Three Magpies Dionne and the team welcome you to The Three Magpies Sizzling in Brinsworth sets the bar higher for the neighborhood pub.
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Dedicated to giving locals more than the usual, it pairs friendly hospitality with great value and easy-going vibes. Guests can count on hearty plates, refreshing pints, and a welcoming spot to unwind, catch the game, or gather with friends—delivering exactly the kind of experience Brinsworth deserves from a true community pub.

01/11/2026

🎄🎅 CHRISTMAS IS COMING AND SO IS THE ANNUAL FAMILY ARGUMENT! 🎅🎄

Right then, you festive little disasters. It's time to talk CHRISTMAS DINNER! 🍽️

And before anyone starts panicking about peeling 400 potatoes, wrestling a turkey into an oven or pretending to like Aunt Susan's homemade trifle… WE'VE GOT YOU! 🤣

🎄 3 COURSES FOR £19.99! 🎄

YES. NINETEEN POUNDS AND NINETY-NINE PENCE.
FOR THREE COURSES.

IN THIS ECONOMY?! Someone check on head office. They've clearly been at the sherry. 🍷😂

And here's the REAL Christmas miracle…
It's actually CHEAPER than ordering from our main menu, with approximately 300% MORE FESTIVE CHEER! 🎅🤣

Same pub. Same fabulous team. Less money. And considerably more opportunities to shout MERRY CHRISTMAS at people who were just trying to eat their dinner.

It's basically a financial decision disguised as a Christmas party. 💃🍷

We've got festive turkey, Christmas burgers, delicious starters and desserts that'll have you undoing your top button before you've even considered your life choices. 🤤

And the best bit?

✅ No cooking.
✅ No washing up.
✅ No arguing over who's doing the sprouts. ✅ No pretending you're enjoying yourself while your mother-in-law critiques your gravy.
✅ And absolutely NO finding a Tupperware big enough for 6kg of leftover turkey.

Just turn up, eat yourself into a food coma and let us deal with the consequences. 😘

📅 18TH NOVEMBER – 1ST JANUARY 🎄 Excludes Christmas Day. 💷 3 COURSES FOR £19.99! 🍾 10% OFF CH*****NE & W**E WHEN YOU PRE-ORDER!

⚠️ BOOKING AND PRE-ORDER REQUIRED!

And before someone asks…

NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE THREE DESSERTS AND CALL IT A THREE-COURSE MEAL.

Although, quite frankly, we respect the ambition. 👏🤣

🎅 BOOK YOUR FESTIVE FEAST AT THE THREE MAGPIES NOW!

Because Christmas calories don't count, January is a problem for future you, and frankly…

You've made considerably worse decisions for £19.99.

Some of you have even married them. 💋🎄🤣

30/10/2026

🎃💀 HALLOWEEN FEST IS TOMORROW, YOU HORRIFIC LITTLE CREATURES! 💀🎃

And before anyone asks… YES, it's outside. YES, it's happening whatever the weather. And NO, we're not cancelling because your nan's knees can predict a bit of drizzle. 🙄😂

🕓 FROM 4PM – THE THREE MAGPIES!

🎸 STUART CRAIG – Bringing the vocals and making your husband look even more disappointing.

🔥 ROCK-IT FUEL – Live music loud enough to drown out your mother-in-law's opinions.

🎧 DJ UNIT – Dropping absolute bangers while you drop what's left of your dignity.

🎃🐂 RODEO PUMPKIN – Come and ride it! We've seen some of you attempting to stay upright after three pints, so this should be absolutely spectacular. 😂

🍔👻 KIDS IN FANCY DRESS EAT FREE! Yes, FREE! Dress your little monsters up and we'll feed them! Unfortunately, putting a bedsheet over your 42-year-old husband doesn't qualify. We've met him. We know he's terrifying. He's still paying. 💀🤣

👻 FANCY DRESS ENCOURAGED! Although, judging by some of you on a Sunday morning, you've been preparing for Halloween all year.

☔ RAIN OR SHINE, WE'RE DOING IT! We're British. We don't cancel a good time over a bit of water. We just complain about it for six months afterwards.

So get your costumes sorted, round up your fellow nightmares and get yourselves down here!

FREE ENTRY! Because quite frankly, charging people to look at some of you would be a criminal offence. 💀🤣

🎃 THE THREE MAGPIES – WHERE THE MONSTERS ARE REAL, THE MUSIC IS LIVE AND THE STAFF HAVE SEEN THINGS THAT NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE TO WITNESS. 😂🍻

SEE YOU TOMORROW, YOU ABSOLUTE HORROR SHOWS! 🖤

30/10/2026

🚨🍻 IT'S ALMOST THAT TIME, YOU THIRSTY LITTLE DELINQUENTS! 🍻🚨

YESSSSS... The hour you've been counting down to all week. Forget payday, forget Christmas, forget your children's birthdays... THIS IS THE MAIN EVENT! 🤣

⏰ 4PM–5PM TODAY! 💥 CLOCKING OFF CLUB! 🍹 50% OFF ALL DRINKS!

YES. ALL OF THEM.

🍺 Guinness? YES, Karen. Guinness is a drink. Well spotted. Give yourself a sticker.

🥤 Pepsi Max? ABSOLUTELY! Although, with everything behind that bar, choosing a Pepsi Max feels a bit like going to an all-you-can-eat buffet and asking for a lettuce leaf. But you do you, you little rebel. 😂

🍷 W**e? YES! 🍸 Spirits? YES! 🍺 Pints? YES!

And before someone asks if water is included... PLEASE DON'T. I've only got so much patience and it's already on its final warning. 🙄

⚠️ Of course, we encourage responsible drinking. We also encourage common sense, but judging by some of the questions we get, neither is guaranteed. 🤣

So cancel your plans, finish your work and get yourselves down to THE THREE MAGPIES!

ONE HOUR. HALF PRICE. ALL DRINKS.

And if you turn up at 5:01pm asking for the discount, I'll personally introduce you to the concept of a CLOCK. 🕰️💀

LOVE YOU, BYEEEE! 😘🍻

🎉🎂 PARENTS… WE HAVE NEWS! 🎂🎉As if running a pub full of adults wasn't chaotic enough… we've decided to invite MORE tiny ...
30/10/2026

🎉🎂 PARENTS… WE HAVE NEWS! 🎂🎉

As if running a pub full of adults wasn't chaotic enough… we've decided to invite MORE tiny humans into the mix! 😂

🥳 KIDS' BIRTHDAY PARTIES ARE NOW AVAILABLE AT THE THREE MAGPIES! 🥳

That's right! You bring the children, we'll bring the birthday magic… and hopefully you'll get to enjoy a hot cup of coffee for once! ☕😂

🎈 WHAT'S INCLUDED? 🎈

🎉 Party invitations
🎁 Party bags, hats & balloons
🎂 Birthday cake
🥳 Your very own designated party area for 2 hours
🍔 A hot meal box for every child
🧃 Unlimited Robinsons squash!

CHOOSE FROM:
🍔 Beef burger
🐔 Chicken dippers
🍕 Cheese & tomato pizza
🥦 Veggie fingers

Every meal also comes with chips, cucumber sticks, jelly and chocolate! 😍

🎊 Minimum 16 children per party. 👨‍👩‍👧 Adult supervision required.

So if your little darling has a birthday coming up, why not let us take some of the stress out of organising it?

You bring the birthday child. We'll bring the party. And together we'll pretend 16 excited children in one room is a relaxing afternoon. 🤣🎈

📩 Pop in to enquire bout availability or book online now

📍 The Three Magpies, Brinsworth

🎂 LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! 🎉

21/10/2026

Thanks girls! I. Must have 1 foot in the grave! 🤣

21/10/2026

🍔 OOOH, IT'S WEDNESDAY AND THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET FILTHY! 😏🍔

Get your lips around a big, juicy burger and a drink for just £12! 🍔🍺

Then from 5–7pm it's TOSS THE BOSS! 🪙

The rules are simple... Get your round in, give the coin a good toss and if you call it right, I'll give you another one for FREE! 🍻

And remember... the bigger your round, the more satisfying the result! 😈

So come on down, fill your mouths, loosen your grip on your money and give the boss a proper tossing.

I've been taken advantage of before, but never by this many people in a two-hour window. 😂

20/10/2026

🎸 WHAT A NIGHT! 🎸

Rock & Roll Bingo was an absolute belter! Renzi was on top form and you lot were brilliant! Some of you should definitely stick to bingo rather than singing. 😂

🥩 TODAY'S DEAL! 🥩
🔥 2 STEAKS + 2 DRINKS = JUST £22! 🔥

💰 CASH RAFFLE ALERT! 💰
The pot is already OVER £200 and growing!
Get your tickets! Someone's going home considerably richer on Thursday!

Get yourselves down to the Maggies! Two steaks, two drinks and a chance to win a wad of cash… bring your other half. If they moan about a £22 date night, don't worry — we've got plenty of bins out back for you to leave them in! 😂🤣

19/10/2026

☀️ GOOD MORNING, YOU BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE! ☀️

It's Monday. Again. Apparently surviving last week wasn't enough, so here we are, being forced to participate in another one. 🙄😂

But fear not! We've got enough going on at the Three Magpies today to make you forget you've got responsibilities, bills and a face that looks like it's already had enough of October!

🍺 MONDAY CLUB! 🍺

Cheap pints! Because the cost of living is ridiculous and frankly, some of you are much more tolerable when you're concentrating on a pint instead of talking. ❤️

🎱 FREE POOL ALL DAY! 🎱

That's right. FREE. Not a penny. Absolutely nothing.

Our lovely pool captain SIMON will be here this evening looking for potential players for our pool team!

I've spent all week announcing I'm joining the team, but after several public humiliations, I've realised these men can actually play. 🤣

Imagine being rejected from a team you weren't even in! 💀😂

🎤 TONIGHT – MR ROCK & ROLL RENZI! 🎸

An evening of fantastic rock and roll bingo entertainment!

Come for the music, stay for the atmosphere and please, for the love of everything holy, remember that just because you can remember dancing in the 80s doesn't mean your knees can. 💃😂

So there we have it...

🍺 Cheap pints
🎱 Free pool
🏆 Pool team practice with Simon
🎤 Rock & Roll Renzi

ALL UNDER ONE ROOF AT THE THREE MAGPIES!

And if none of that is enough to drag you off your sofa, don't worry. We'll manage without you.

Your sofa's probably sick of the sight of you as well. 😘🍻

17/10/2026

🚨 I'M BACK! WELL... NEARLY. 🚨

First of all, apologies for the radio silence this week. I've been on holiday and apparently the moment I leave the pub, I also abandon every single one of my social media responsibilities. Professionalism at its finest. 😂

Anyway, before someone reports me missing, here's what's happening at The Three Magpies! 🍻

🎤 TONIGHT – LIVE MUSIC! We've got another AMAZING singer lined up to entertain you lovely lot! And I've almost managed to advertise it before they start singing. Give me a round of applause. 👏

🎱 SUNDAY – FREE POOL ALL DAY! And, as an added bonus, you get the absolute pleasure of having ME back behind the bar! Try to contain your excitement. I know it's a lot to take in.

🎶 MONDAY EVENING – ROCK & ROLL BINGO! Come along for a bit of musical madness, questionable singing and the chance to prove your music knowledge is better than your general knowledge!

🎱 ALSO MONDAY – POOL TEAM PRACTICE! Whether you're interested in joining the team or just fancy coming down for a game, get yourselves in. All welcome!

And finally, can someone PLEASE chain me to the bar when I get back?

I've spent a week on the customer side of hospitality and I can confirm I NEVER want to be on this side again.

27 years working in pubs and apparently the worst part of the industry is having to put up with people like me. 😂

See you all soon. Fortunately for the team, I've remembered where I work. ❤️

Address

Bonet Lane, Brinsworth
Rotherham
S605NF

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 10pm
Tuesday 9am - 10pm
Wednesday 9am - 10pm
Thursday 9am - 10pm
Friday 9am - 12am
Saturday 9am - 12am
Sunday 9am - 10pm

Telephone

+441709838476

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