Simians

20/10/2026

Open mic night is back this Thursday! 🎤🦍

Hosted by Amy Milward

19/10/2026

🚨🚨 V**E TAX NEWS #3 🚨🚨

(Follow the page for further updates on the v**e tax, also known as VPD)

See the attached pictures. A box of Oxva Xlim pods and the new Oxva VPRIME 2.

What's cool about them, and ANY OTHER packet of pods or mods, is they're not included in the v**e tax.

Only LIQUIDS are included.

We've had customers inform us that sellers in our area have increased their pod/mod prices 'because of the tax'.

Pods are not in any way included in the tax. You are being ripped off by chancers.

As stated in the previous update, all of our prices remain FROZEN at pre-tax prices.

Don't get ripped off.

17/10/2026

As always, a MASSIVE thankyou to everyone that came down last night. What an UNREAL community of people. It's been a challenging few weeks in the va**ng industry with all the changes, but last night our little bar once again showed us how much it's all worth it in the end. Love you all 🖤 ☠ 🦍

Anyway. We're not done this weekend. Amy Milward is LIVE tonight! Get yourselves down to Queen Street from 7pm 🎤

**es

16/10/2026

Happy birthday Jim 🖤🦍

16/10/2026

Keep rollin’

16/10/2026

His Infernal Majesty

16/10/2026

MONSTER Cocktails

Available NOW at Simians

Yes we have a White Ultra one

Yes we have a Viking Berry one

Yes we have a Pipeline one

Yes we have others

Yes they are very cold

15/10/2026

We are SO excited for this weekend!

ALT night returns tomorrow, Friday 16 Oct. You have full playlist control. Offers on shots, bottles, cocktails, and a BRAND NEW draught tap lineup ☠

Amy Milward will be live on Saturday 17 Oct. More drinks offers, and live local music in the heart of Redcar’s Northern Quarter

Support local talent and bars. We can't wait to see you all this weekend 🦍

13/10/2026

So excited for this Saturday! 🦍 🎤

Come see some live music at Simians with Amy Milward

Amy Milward LIVE AT SIMIANS! 🦍

Country - Rock - Reggae - Ska 🎤🎤

Saturday 17th October

Free Entry

Come down and support your local bars and local artists 🖤

12/10/2026

ALT NIGHT. THIS FRIDAY. NO EXCUSES