The Funky Indian Leeds

12/06/2026

FIND US IN THE

3 4 £10 FRIDGE!

We may not do draught but FUNK ME we do CHOICE!!!

12/06/2026

Free FUNK’IN reality show with me 😂😂

11/06/2026

How I feel when people give me the “watch what I put all over social media about you talk”

After being in my s**t venue, eating my s**t food, having my s**t drinks for about 5 hours 😂😂😂

11/06/2026

🛑 DECKING AREA 🛑

No smoking on the decking area please, please only smoke on the concreted patio areas as my landlord believes by you having one cig on the decking it’s going to cause a fire and wants me to put a vinyl floor over the decking (cause that’s a better resolution ain’t it pal, turning my decking into a bathroom) and it’s a big fire hazard & in his very own words - “don’t want a repeat of what happened at the Bradford city stadium”

I’ll be honest he won’t stop doing my head in about the 3 tab ends he’s found so please for the sake of the veins that pop in my head don’t do it 😂😂

So if you want a quick ciggy do me a favour and don’t do it on the decking cause I can’t be assed with his little dummy spits he has now and then 😂😂

Thank you

11/06/2026

And someone will still message saying

“Does that mean it’s on today”

EVERY WED & THURS PEEPS!! 🙂

Have you booked in for tonight 🙂

10/06/2026

Website pre orders are now active

www.funkyindian.co.uk

Get them in early!

Bottomless Brunch | General Funky Menu | Karaoke Room | Private Hire...Also the first Panjabi place not to serve curry or rice!

09/06/2026

It’s almost that time of the week!

YES - every Wednesday & Thursday!

Have you booked in?

08/06/2026

Dublin was a vibe

But we’ve come back and I’ve now took the full household down with me with whatever this cold or infection I have!

I have 2 days to rest before opening Wednesday!

LUCOZADE by the litres incoming!!

Don’t forget to book your tables or brunches whilst I’m sat doing FUNK ALL 😂😂

Then it’s off to the pizza capital next Sunday NAPLES & I can’t FUNK’IN wait! 🍕

07/06/2026

Leeds Bradford Airport

It was worth the wait 😂😂

Although I did go to the wrong car park 😂😂

Don’t think these flights on a 3 hour sleep are for me but that big fat Burger King was 😂😂

Finally Dublin here I come! 😂😂