The Funky Indian Leeds

29/10/2026

I’ll just leave this here!

This s**t needs sorting!

They can bring fuel, oil, gas, electric, water down in a flash but no…….

Let’s do gherkins!!!

Your head looks like a gherkin🤣🤣🤣

29/10/2026

Last 50 mins to get your PRE ORDERS in at this price!

We need them in before 11am!

You can still order them via the website tonight but they WILL NOT be at this amazing price!

Follow the instructions to order before 11am

28/10/2026

CURRY MUNCHER BOX

£24.99!!! This price only on pre orders!

Place your orders before 11am! Don’t worry if I don’t reply…. As long as it’s in my Watsapp you will get the deal!

Follow the instructions on the poster and the Watsapp reply to get your deal!

28/10/2026

FROM KIDS TO ADULTS I THINK!!! 😡

So from kids to what I would like to call an adult…..

So bear with me on this one….

When we post about kids people quick to say

“Vermin”
“Feral”
“Little s**ts”

Etc etc! It’s very common quickly hurled words

But when we post about adults what do we call
T**TS like this……🤣🤣

So I’m sorry but not sorry if this is your dad, grandad, side man, bevvie partner or whatever and he will see this immediately as he’s all over every FUNK’IN post I do! 🤣🤣

So me personally I don’t think I know the gent, I will still show a little respect for a elder for now anyway 🤣

He does look like the logo of MADRI b**r though I ain’t going to lie 🤣🤣 could make a killing!

So most posts out there this sad person jumps on and always comments something, always something stupid and s**t to be honest but must make him chuckle whilst reading his TAKE ME A BREAK magazine to see what’s on the telly next 🤣🤣

Today his reply is this…… now just bare with and take a minute what he just said.

“Why don’t you disappear permanently”

Now Richard actually lets go old school on this….. NOW THEN DICK 🤣🤣

Imagine if I was vulnerable, had anxiety, was mentally unstable (probably am 🤣) and all the other stuff…….imagine if this made me go do something to myself

Who would be held accountable? But most of all

IMAGINE IF I SAID THAT TO HIM!!! Oh the FUNK’IN drama it would create 🤣🤣

So if you don’t like us FUNK OFF, just unfollow the page pal after this of course because you got ya fame pal! 🤣🤣🤣

If your passing pop in for a drink and chat and get to know the real me mate, now the ME you would of heard about - as always we have 3 doors mate when they are open pop in 🤣🤣

But finally I want to honour you for now getting a item named after you on our menu which will be
a which will come with its own glass when someone orders a MADRI! 🤣🤣

The glass I am thinking is attached in the photos pal so take a good look, comment what you like now because you have finally made it the the funky wall of FUNK’IN shame pal! 🤣🤣

We take this s**t daily as a small business and I mean DAILY……I think I need to start charging for ripping new as****es these days 🤣🤣

28/10/2026

Mum it’s my 14th bday

“What do you want to do”

A funky Indian tea party at home for everyone with the curry muncher box!

Consider it done!

Curry muncher boxes are getting popular very very fast……you will never see your kids try so many variations 🙂

The name of the box actually came from a customer become very good friend some would say with his “RACIALLY” hurled weekly abuse towards me 🤣🤣🤣 cheers Donnovan Lewis 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Take your moment of fame now you T**T 🤣

28/10/2026

Respect to the parents of both them kids tonight for understanding and not U TURNING blame onto us……

The kids have been in and apologised to the staff and tomorrow are coming to see me

Where I won’t shout at them I will teach them manners and respect

No matter how much we teach our kids they always understand it better when it’s not from their parents for some reason 🤣🤣

Not all kids are bad, some just need to be given some hard talks…….we were kids, we have kids, we all go through it

The fact they came back in is enough and the parents credit to you 🙏

28/10/2026

Keep your orders flying in

www.tfipudsey.co.uk

Kitchen love me honestly 🤣

The first indian in the world that does not serve curry, rice or mixed grills but also known for the best bottomless in Leeds!

28/10/2026

EDIT:

Picture removed as mother of 1 of them has messaged to apologise 👏

Father of second child had come forward as well 👏

Now time to have a few harsh words to try wake them up and help the parents…everything’s worth a try 🙌

And comments are off as the parent is trying their hardest with their kid 🙌

If these are anyone’s kids

Have a word

This was taken yesteday when they came and chucked our decking furniture everywhere

And now today they have returned failing to listening to staff and giving the cameras the middle finger and not listening to staff when we’ve told them too leave

Manners don’t carry any age - teach them young please 🙏

Once parents get in touch to say they will have a word I will remove the post!

28/10/2026

60% OFF CONTINUES

www.tfipudsey.co.uk for collection or delivery

Or Dine In 🙂

28/10/2026

Very limited availability

If you want a date in December then get in touch asap!

Please note this year we only open until Xmas day then closed until the new year!

It times for my kids too have a new year somewhere else apart from funky!

Get your dates in rapids!

*No booking is confirmed without a deposit

To see our brunch offerings head to
www.tfipudsey.co.uk

Under the bottomless brunch tab, don’t tell me it’s not there Karen 🤣🤣🤣 because it’s always there 👍