11/08/2026
IN RESPONSE TO ALL RECENT E-MAILS ABOUT OUR DOG:
PLEASE BE ADVISED, WE ARE SICK AND TIRED OF ANSWERING QUESTIONS ABOUT HIM.
YES, HE BIT TWO PEOPLE WEARING BURKAS,
TEN PEOPLE WEARING TURBANS,
TWENTY PEOPLE WEARING KEIR STARMER T-SHIRTS,
TWO CAR DRIVERS WITH RAP MUSIC BLARING FROM THEIR VEHICLES,
FOUR JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES,
TWO MORMONS,
NINE TEENAGERS WITH PANTS HANGING PAST THEIR ASS CRACKS,
THREE MUSLIMS AND A PAKISTANI TAXI DRIVER.
BUT, FOR THE LAST TIME. . .
THIS DOG IS NOT FOR SALE!
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