19/10/2026
⚽🔥 FOOTBALL PREDICTOR RESULTS ARE IN! 🔥⚽
Well, some of you clearly know your football. The rest of you should stick to watching Peppa Pig. 🤣🤣
🥇 GEZ takes the crown with a massive 12 POINTS! 👏
🥈 Michelle Ealand & Natty joint second with 10 points! Michelle's gone from getting ZERO to 10. Someone check her bloody coupon, she's either cheating or Jesus has performed another miracle! 😂
🥉 K1 with 8 points!
⚽ Jamie Pow with 7 points. Finally realised there's more than one possible football score. Well done, Jamie. 🤣
⚽ Robert Heaps & little Callie with 5 points. Callie's showing the adults up, and Robert's just showing up.
🚨 NOW FOR THE TWO THAT SHOULD BE BANNED FROM HOLDING A PEN! 🚨
💩 HAMBAG: 4 POINTS!
You'd have got more right throwing darts at the coupon blindfolded. Absolute shambles! 🤣
AND FINALLY...
Someone has handed in a predictor with NO NAME! 👀
Now I'm not saying it's Bobby Heaps...
BUT after last week's humiliation, I reckon the daft sod has entered under WITNESS PROTECTION! 🤣🤣
Bobby, we've checked the handwriting. You can run, you can hide, but you can't escape being absolutely 💩 at football predictions! 💀😂
⚽ NEXT WEEK'S ARE READY!
Can anyone knock Gez off the top, or are we going to have to start giving out colouring books to the bottom half of the table?
GREENLANDS CLUB 🍻
Where the football knowledge is questionable and the public humiliation is FREE! 🤣🤣
