The ๐—•๐—”๐—ก๐—ž Bar & Beer Garden - Perth

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๐Ÿป TUESDAY? WEโ€™RE OPEN. OBVIOUSLY. ๐ŸปThe Bank is opening from 4PM TODAY โ€” because apparently Tuesday needed a little more ...
22/09/2026

๐Ÿป TUESDAY? WEโ€™RE OPEN. OBVIOUSLY. ๐Ÿป

The Bank is opening from 4PM TODAY โ€” because apparently Tuesday needed a little more excitement. ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿบ Cold pints
๐Ÿธ Cocktails
๐Ÿ” Good food & good times
๐ŸŽถ Your favourite Bank atmosphere

Forget the Tuesday slumpโ€ฆ come and make it a Tuesday worth talking about. ๐Ÿ˜

๐Ÿ“ The BANK Bar & Beer Garden, Perth

Doors open from 4PM. See you at The Bank! ๐Ÿป

Monday has arrivedโ€ฆ and quite frankly, we deserve a medal. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿป๐Ÿšจ THE BANK OPENS FROM 4PM TODAY! ๐ŸšจThe Scottish sunshine may...
21/09/2026

Monday has arrivedโ€ฆ and quite frankly, we deserve a medal. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿป

๐Ÿšจ THE BANK OPENS FROM 4PM TODAY! ๐Ÿšจ

The Scottish sunshine may be questionable, but the drinks are guaranteed. ๐Ÿ˜‰โ˜€๏ธ

๐Ÿป Cold pints
๐Ÿธ Cocktails
๐ŸŽฑ Pool & games
๐ŸŽถ Good tunes
๐Ÿน Plenty of Monday motivation

โš ๏ธ Kitchen is CLOSED today & tomorrow โ€” but donโ€™t panic, the kitchen is back open Wednesday from 12pm! ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ•

So come and make Monday slightly less Monday. ๐Ÿ‘€

๐Ÿ“ The BANK Bar & Beer Garden
โฐ Open from 4PM

Monday? Weโ€™ll drink to that. ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿšจ NEW OPENING HOURS AT THE BANK! ๐ŸšจWeโ€™ve had a little timetable makeoverโ€ฆ because apparently even The Bank needs a schedu...
20/09/2026

๐Ÿšจ NEW OPENING HOURS AT THE BANK! ๐Ÿšจ

Weโ€™ve had a little timetable makeoverโ€ฆ because apparently even The Bank needs a schedule! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿป

โฐ OUR NEW OPENING HOURS:

๐Ÿบ MONDAY: 4pm โ€“ Midnight
๐Ÿบ TUESDAY: 4pm โ€“ Midnight
๐Ÿบ WEDNESDAY: 12pm โ€“ Midnight
๐Ÿบ THURSDAY: 12pm โ€“ Midnight
๐Ÿบ FRIDAY: 12pm โ€“ 12:30am
๐Ÿบ SATURDAY: 11:30am โ€“ 12:30am
๐Ÿบ SUNDAY: 12pm โ€“ Midnight

๐Ÿฝ๏ธ KITCHEN UPDATE:
Our kitchen will be CLOSED MONDAY & TUESDAY, but donโ€™t panicโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿณ Kitchen service is BACK from 12pm Wednesday, ready to feed you through the rest of the week! ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ

The bar is still open Monday & Tuesday from 4pm, so you can absolutely come in for a drink. ๐Ÿป

Save it. Screenshot it. Send it to the group chat.
Because โ€œI didnโ€™t know what time you openedโ€ is officially no longer an excuse. ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ“ The Bank Bar & Beer Garden
6โ€“8 South Methven Street, Perth

๐Ÿšจ๐ŸŽƒ BREAKING NEWS โ€” PERTH HAS A PROBLEM! ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ‘  ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW HAS LANDED AT THE BANK! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ“… SATURDAY 31ST OCTOBER...
20/09/2026

๐Ÿšจ๐ŸŽƒ BREAKING NEWS โ€” PERTH HAS A PROBLEM! ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿšจ

๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ‘  ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW HAS LANDED AT THE BANK! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ’‹

๐Ÿ“… SATURDAY 31ST OCTOBER
๐Ÿ“ THE BANK BAR & BEER GARDEN, PERTH

๐Ÿ”ฅ Expect GLAMOUR. CHAOS. CAMP. DRAMA. ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Fishnets, red lipstick, corsets, cocktails and questionable dance moves are STRONGLY ENCOURAGED. ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ‘  DRESS TO SHOCK.
๐Ÿ’‹ DRESS TO IMPRESS.
๐ŸŽƒ JUST DONโ€™T DRESS BORING.

๐Ÿšจ THIS ISNโ€™T JUST HALLOWEENโ€ฆ

ITโ€™S A FULL-SCALE GLAMOUR EMERGENCY!

๐Ÿธ Grab your crew.
๐Ÿ‘  Sort the outfit.
๐Ÿ’‹ Bring the drama.

DONโ€™T DREAM IT. BE IT. ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ’‹

๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ“บ BBC BREAKING NEWS โ€” SPECIAL REPORT ๐Ÿ“บ๐ŸšจTHIS IS THE BANK. THIS IS NOT A TEST.We interrupt your regularly scheduled scrol...
19/09/2026

๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ“บ BBC BREAKING NEWS โ€” SPECIAL REPORT ๐Ÿ“บ๐Ÿšจ

THIS IS THE BANK. THIS IS NOT A TEST.

We interrupt your regularly scheduled scrolling to bring you URGENT DEVELOPMENTS from Perthโ€ฆ

๐Ÿšจ TWO MUSICAL ICONS HAVE BEEN CONFIRMED FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY. ๐Ÿšจ

๐ŸŽค ROBBIE WILLIAMS
๐ŸŽค GEORGE MICHAEL
๐Ÿ“… SATURDAY 26TH SEPTEMBER 2026
๐Ÿ“ THE BANK BAR & BEER GARDEN, PERTH

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ BBC NEWS REPORTER:
โ€œWe are receiving reports of excessive singing, dramatic dancing and an unprecedented rise in people suddenly believing they can perform at Wembley.โ€

๐Ÿ‘ฎ POLICE SCOTLAND:
โ€œNo arrests have been made at this time, although several people have been warned about their choreography.โ€

๐Ÿธ THE BANK MANAGEMENT:
โ€œWe anticipated a lively evening. We were wrong.โ€

๐Ÿšจ THE SITUATION IS ESCALATING.

Witnesses report that:

๐Ÿ’ƒ People are practising their Angels already.
๐Ÿ•บ Freedom has been declared throughout the premises.
๐ŸŽค At least 14 people have announced they are โ€œbasically Robbie.โ€
๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ Someone has already found their old 90s sunglasses.
๐Ÿธ Dignity has been officially listed as MISSING.
๐Ÿ‘  Sequins are expected to reach CRITICAL LEVELS by 10pm.

And experts are warning that prolonged exposure to George Michael and Robbie Williams may result in:

โš ๏ธ Sudden microphone grabbing
โš ๏ธ Uncontrolled hip movement
โš ๏ธ Unsolicited backing vocals
โš ๏ธ Dramatic pointing
โš ๏ธ Repeated declarations of โ€œTHIS IS MY SONG!โ€
โš ๏ธ And one person attempting a full stadium performance beside the toilets.

๐Ÿ“ก LIVE FROM THE BANKโ€ฆ

Our correspondent is currently reporting from the beer garden:

โ€œThe atmosphere is electric. The drinks are flowing. Nobody knows who authorised the dancing. Frankly, nobody is asking.โ€

๐Ÿšจ THE GOVERNMENT HAS BEEN INFORMED.
๐Ÿšจ THE GROUP CHAT HAS BEEN ALERTED.
๐Ÿšจ YOUR EXCUSES HAVE BEEN REJECTED.

Perth will witness a night of:

๐Ÿ”ฅ BIG TUNES
๐Ÿ”ฅ BIG VOCALS
๐Ÿ”ฅ BIG PERSONALITIES
๐Ÿ”ฅ 90s & 00s NOSTALGIA
๐Ÿ”ฅ QUESTIONABLE DANCE MOVES
๐Ÿ”ฅ AND ABSOLUTELY UNNECESSARY LEVELS OF DRAMA

๐ŸŽค ROBBIE vs GEORGE
๐Ÿ’ฅ WHO WILL WIN?
๐Ÿธ WHO WILL LOSE THEIR VOICE?
๐Ÿ’ƒ WHO WILL LOSE THEIR DIGNITY FIRST?

THE BBC HAS NO FURTHER COMMENT.

The Bank, however, has one:

๐Ÿšจ GET YOURSELVES TO THE BANK. ๐Ÿšจ

๐Ÿ“… SATURDAY 26TH SEPTEMBER 2026
๐Ÿ“ THE BANK BAR & BEER GARDEN, PERTH

๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ BOOK NOW. GATHER YOUR CREW. PREPARE YOUR OUTFIT.

Because this isnโ€™t just a night outโ€ฆ

THIS IS A NATIONAL EMERGENCY WITH A DRESS CODE. ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿธ

๐Ÿ‘‡ TAG YOUR ROBBIE.
๐Ÿ‘‡ TAG YOUR GEORGE.
๐Ÿ‘‡ TAG THE ABSOLUTE LIABILITY WHO WILL CLAIM THEYโ€™RE BOTH.

๐Ÿ’Ž CHRISTMAS PARTY NIGHTS 2026 ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ“… 4th โ€ข 5th โ€ข 11th โ€ข 12th โ€ข 18th โ€ข 19th DECEMBERFor just ยฃ50 PER PERSON, weโ€™re giving you...
19/09/2026

๐Ÿ’Ž CHRISTMAS PARTY NIGHTS 2026 ๐Ÿ’Ž

๐Ÿ“… 4th โ€ข 5th โ€ข 11th โ€ข 12th โ€ข 18th โ€ข 19th DECEMBER

For just ยฃ50 PER PERSON, weโ€™re giving you:

๐Ÿฅ‚ FIZZ ON ARRIVAL
๐Ÿฝ๏ธ 3-COURSE CHRISTMAS DINNER
๐ŸŽง PARTY DJ
๐ŸŽ„ FULL FESTIVE PARTY VIBES
๐Ÿ’ƒ ENTRY INTO EGO NIGHTCLUB INCLUDED

๐Ÿ•ก 6:30PM ARRIVAL
๐Ÿด FOOD SERVED FROM 7PM

And the food? Sheโ€™s festive. Sheโ€™s fabulous. Sheโ€™s ready for her close-up. ๐Ÿ’‹

๐Ÿ— Roast Turkey & all the trimmings
๐ŸŒฑ Veggie Wellington
๐ŸŸ Pan-Fried Seabass
๐Ÿ” Festive Burger
๐Ÿฐ Christmas Pudding
๐Ÿซ Chocolate Brownie
๐Ÿฎ Crรจme Brรปlรฉe
๐Ÿฆ Ice Cream

Then comes the important partโ€ฆ

๐Ÿ’ƒ THE PARTY.
๐Ÿฅ‚ THE DRINKS.
๐ŸŽถ THE DANCING.
๐Ÿ‘€ THE STORIES THAT DEFINITELY STAY IN THE GROUP CHAT.

And when you think the night is overโ€ฆ

ITโ€™S NOT. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

๐ŸŽ‰ ENTRY INTO EGO NIGHTCLUB IS INCLUDED!
So grab your coat, fix your hair, check your lipstick and head UPSTAIRS TO EGO for round two. ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿชฉ

๐ŸŽ€ ยฃ10 non-refundable deposit per person secures your booking.

๐Ÿšจ BOOK NOW BEFORE YOUR FAVOURITE DATE DISAPPEARS FASTER THAN THE OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY BUDGET. ๐Ÿšจ

๐Ÿ“ž 01738 506305
๐Ÿ“ The BANK Bar & Beer Garden
6โ€“8 South Methven Street, Perth

โœจ THE BANK CHRISTMAS PARTY 2026 โœจ
Eat. Drink. Dance. Sparkle. Make questionable festive decisions. ๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿ’ƒ

Because Christmas only comes once a yearโ€ฆ but the gossip lasts until January. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽ…โœจ

๐Ÿšจ SATURDAY HAS ENTERED THE CHATโ€ฆ AND SHEโ€™S NOT HERE TO BEHAVE. ๐ŸšจItโ€™s Saturday at The BANK Bar & Beer Garden and frankly,...
19/09/2026

๐Ÿšจ SATURDAY HAS ENTERED THE CHATโ€ฆ AND SHEโ€™S NOT HERE TO BEHAVE. ๐Ÿšจ

Itโ€™s Saturday at The BANK Bar & Beer Garden and frankly, sitting at home tonight would be a crime. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿป

๐Ÿ” BURGER & A PINT ยฃ13
๐Ÿ• PIZZA & A PINT ยฃ13
๐Ÿฝ๏ธ 2 MAIN MEALS FOR ยฃ20
๐Ÿบ Pints from just ยฃ4

Good food. Cold drinks. Loud laughs. Questionable decisions.
Basicallyโ€ฆ everything Saturday was invented for. ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿป Get the group chat activated.
๐Ÿ’ƒ Get yourself down to The BANK.
๐Ÿ”ฅ And letโ€™s make tonight one worth pretending you remember tomorrow.

The weekend isnโ€™t going to drink itselfโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ‘€

๐Ÿ“ The BANK Bar & Beer Garden
6โ€“8 South Methven Street, Perth

18/09/2026

๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ FRIDAY NIGHT STARTS HEREโ€ฆ ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ

From 10PM, weโ€™re turning up the heat at THE BANK before the madness moves UPSTAIRS to HEIST! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’ƒ

๐Ÿป Drinks flowing
๐ŸŽถ Tunes getting louder
๐Ÿ’ƒ Dancing getting questionable
๐Ÿธ Cocktails doing dangerous things
๐Ÿ˜ˆ And your Friday night group chat is about to become evidenceโ€ฆ

10PM = PRE-PARTY TIME.
Get yourselves down to The Bank, get warmed up, get your drinks in and get ready for a proper Friday night out! ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Then when HEIST opensโ€ฆ weโ€™re taking the party UPSTAIRS! ๐Ÿšจ

๐Ÿ“ THE BANK โ†’ HEIST UPSTAIRS
โฐ Pre-party from 10PM

Friday plans? SORTED.
Friday dignity? Not guaranteed. ๐Ÿ˜

๐ŸŽ„โœจ CHRISTMAS PARTY NIGHTS ARE COMING TO THE BANK! โœจ๐ŸŽ„Itโ€™s time to get the work gang together, dust off the Christmas jump...
18/09/2026

๐ŸŽ„โœจ CHRISTMAS PARTY NIGHTS ARE COMING TO THE BANK! โœจ๐ŸŽ„

Itโ€™s time to get the work gang together, dust off the Christmas jumpers and prepare for a night that may or may not be remembered on Monday! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅ‚

๐Ÿ“… 4th โ€ข 5th โ€ข 11th โ€ข 12th โ€ข 18th โ€ข 19th DECEMBER

For just ยฃ50 PER PERSON, you get:

๐Ÿพ Fizz on arrival
๐Ÿฝ๏ธ 3-course Christmas dinner
๐ŸŽง Christmas party with DJ
๐Ÿ•บ Entry into EGO Nightclub included!

โฐ Arrival 6:30pm
๐Ÿฝ๏ธ Food served 7pm

And the menu is looking VERY festiveโ€ฆ ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿผ
Turkey, pigs in blankets, Veggie Wellington, seabass, festive burger and some seriously tempting desserts! ๐Ÿคค

๐Ÿ’ฐ ยฃ10 non-refundable deposit per person secures your booking, with full payment due no later than 2 weeks before your party date.

๐ŸŽ„ Christmas parties at The Bank = dinner, drinks, dancing and questionable decisions. ๐ŸŽ„

๐Ÿ“ž BOOK NOW: 01738 506305
๐Ÿ“ The BANK Bar & Beer Garden, 6โ€“8 South Methven Street, Perth

Limited dates available โ€” get your group booked before someone else steals your Christmas night! ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿ•บ

Address

6-8 South Methven Street
Perth
PH15PE

Opening Hours

Monday 6pm - 12am
Tuesday 6pm - 12am
Wednesday 12pm - 12am
Thursday 12pm - 12:30am
Friday 12pm - 12:30am
Saturday 11:30am - 12:30am
Sunday 12pm - 12am

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