The Wee Howff

26/09/2026

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿KICK OFF AT 2PM🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Kick off is fast approaching, get yourself down for a pint🍻⚽️

24/09/2026

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 IT’S SCOTLAND TIME! 🍺⚽️

Right troops, get the scarves oot — we’re showing EVERY Scotland game LIVE! 📺🔥

Grab a pint and get ready for the usual 90 minutes of nerves, shouting and questionable refereeing decisions! 😂

📅 26TH SEPTEMBER – 2PM
🇸🇮 Slovenia v Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

📅 29TH SEPTEMBER – 7:45PM
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Scotland v Switzerland 🇨🇭

📅 3RD OCTOBER – 7:45PM
🇲🇰 North Macedonia v Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

📅 6TH OCTOBER – 7:45PM
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Scotland v Slovenia 🇸🇮

Tell yer pals, get yer Scotland gear on and get doon tae The Wee Howff.

COME ON SCOTLAND! LET’S BE HAVIN’ YE! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍻

09/09/2026

🎲⚽️ WEDNESDAY NIGHT ⚽️🎲

We’ve got a cracking night lined up! ⚽🍻

From 8PM, we’ll have St Johnstone v Celtic on Sky Sports and the Champions League clash between Liverpool and Atlético Madrid showing live on our screens⚽️📺

🧠🎲 At the same time, our weekly quiz night will be getting underway! followed by a round of Higher or Lower, before we round the night off with karaoke!🎤💃🏼

27/08/2026

🎤🎶 KARAOKE WITH MARK 🎶🃏

Join us tomorrow evening for your favourite night oot! 🎙️🎉

Mark Walton is back on the mic, ready to take all your requests, so get those vocal cords warmed up and get ready to sing the night away! 🪩🎤

📅 Friday 28th August
🎤 Karaoke
🎙️ Hosted by Mark Walton
⏰ 8pm til late

⚠️ IMPORTANT NOTICE
We will be closed until 2PM on Friday 28th August as our team will be attending a family funeral. We apologise for any inconvenience and really appreciate your understanding, support and respect during this difficult time. ❤️

29/07/2026

⚽ THE SPFL IS BACK… SO YOUR WEEKENDS ARE SORTED! 🍻

The optimism is sky high and nobody’s been calling for the manager’s head… yet.

Join us at The Wee Howff for every opening weekend SPFL fixture LIVE on Sky Sports.

📅 Opening Weekend

Friday 31st July
⚽ Dundee United 🆚 Rangers – 8:00pm

Saturday 1st August
⚽ Falkirk 🆚 St. Mirren – 3:00pm
⚽ Aberdeen 🆚 Hearts – 5:30pm

Sunday 2nd August
⚽ St. Johnstone 🆚 Kilmarnock – 2:00pm
⚽ Hibernian 🆚 Motherwell – 4:30pm

Monday 3rd August
⚽ Celtic 🆚 Dundee – 7:30pm

🍺 Cold pints.
📺 Plenty of screens.
⚽ VAR complaints welcomed.
🤦 “It’s only the first game!” will be heard at least 17 times.

Football’s back… and so are the arguments. See you at the bar! 🍻🤣

26/07/2026

See you all at 3PM😎🥳

🎤🎶 KARAOKE & STICKY 13 🎶🎤

Join us on Sunday 26th July for a fantastic afternoon from 3PM into an evening of entertainment hosted by Mark Walton! 🎉

⚽ We’ll also be showing the St Mirren v Dunfermline game at 3pm! ⚫️⚪

Why not come in before kick-off, pop in after the game, or stay with us and enjoy the football alongside some great entertainment? 🍻🎤🎶

📅 Sunday 26th July
🎤 Karaoke & Sticky 13 hosted by Mark Walton
⚽ St Mirren v Dunfermline – kick-off 3pm

Bring your friends, enjoy the game, sing your heart out and have a great day with us! 🙌🎉

24/07/2026

🎤🎶 KARAOKE & STICKY 13 🎶🎤

Join us on Sunday 26th July for a fantastic afternoon from 3PM into an evening of entertainment hosted by Mark Walton! 🎉

⚽ We’ll also be showing the St Mirren v Dunfermline game at 3pm! ⚫️⚪

Why not come in before kick-off, pop in after the game, or stay with us and enjoy the football alongside some great entertainment? 🍻🎤🎶

📅 Sunday 26th July
🎤 Karaoke & Sticky 13 hosted by Mark Walton
⚽ St Mirren v Dunfermline – kick-off 3pm

Bring your friends, enjoy the game, sing your heart out and have a great day with us! 🙌🎉

21/07/2026

🔴⚫ MATCHDAY AT THE WEE HOWFF! ⚫🔴

⚽ St Mirren v East Kilbride
🕢 Kick-off: 19:45

Catch all the action LIVE at The Wee Howff! 📺

🍻 Come in for a pint before the game, enjoy the match with us, or pop in for a few after the final whistle! 🙌

🐼 COME ON THE SAINTS! 🐼

19/07/2026

🌍⚽ IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THIS… THE WORLD CUP FINAL! ⚽🌍

Join us tonight as football’s biggest prize is decided LIVE on our screens!

🇪🇸SPAIN V ARGENTINA🇦🇷
🕗 Kick-off: 8:00 PM
📺 Live across our screens
🍺 Ice-cold drinks flowing

Get down early, grab a drink, and enjoy the World Cup Final with us!

17/07/2026

⚫⚪ MATCH DAY THIS SATURDAY! ⚫⚪

Cove Rangers 🆚 St Mirren
📅 Saturday 18th July
⏰ 3:00PM Kick-Off

Join us to watch all the action LIVE on our screens with a pint in hand and a great matchday atmosphere! 🍻⚽

A quick word about last weekend…

Firstly, thank you to everyone for your patience while we battled a few technical gremlins before kick-off. We know it wasn’t the smoothest start, but we got everything up and running and the game was shown. Your understanding was very much appreciated!

Secondly… yes, we know it’s warm! 😅 We’re an old building full of character, and unfortunately air conditioning wasn’t exactly part of the original plans. We can promise plenty of cold pints though, and they’re a lot more enjoyable than reading complaints about the weather, the TV, the heat… and whatever else the complaint of the day might be! 😂🍺

So come along this Saturday, grab a drink, find a seat, and cheer on the Buddies with us.

See you for kick-off! ⚫⚪💪