19/10/2026
There's only two things between me and mince pies: Sexy Cobwebs Night, and The Evening Of The Terrified Dogs. After that, it's festive meal deals all day every day, baby!
So tomorrow's quiz is going to be a Spooky Special!
What does that mean? Well...
a) many of the prizes on our Wheel Of Remorse And Delight will probably be horrible
b) Chloe, the doll with the inverted face, will come out of her orange bucket once more, and curse you with her company
c) I'll have to walk around giving clues to the picture round because I've misjudged the difficulty again. (Apologies to the outraged regular who didn't think my illustration of Gnu-Man and Bad Eel was "acceptable" for the Comedians picture round last time)
So, to be honest, a typical Billy Qwizz - which is GREAT!
If you want a table, let me know - last time was full up with the Ossett tap takeover and prize giveaway, but it should be a bit calmer this time.
Thanks, love you, bye xx