09/05/2026
Honesty is what we expect from our paying customers. Recently we were quite full (even though it was a bit early for tourists) with a bunch of rough arsed building workers. Their leader was overheard at the Cross Keys claiming that his team of lads do a hard days graft 6 days a week and there's no problems. When in actual fact, 1 of them was working on the side at a local farm, 2 of them went poaching for trout, 1 went driving round the countryside picking up Irish hitch hikers, and 1 of the cretins spent the afternoon chasing my daughter Carol around the pub while I went on a business trip to Sheffield.
