26/05/2026
☀️ PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT ☀️
As the UK prepares to experience temperatures roughly equivalent to the surface of the sun, please spare a thought for our team who will be sprinting about delivering your ice-cold pints and pub grub without spontaneously combusting. 🍺🔥
A gentle reminder that service may be slightly slower at times while staff take the occasional water break, cooling-off mission, or brief emotional recovery in front of the fridge.
Meanwhile, the kitchen is expected to reach temperatures approximately 15 degrees hotter than outside… which basically makes our chefs part-time firefighters at this point. 👨🍳🔥
So please:
💧 Stay hydrated
😎 Be patient
❤️ Be kind to the team
🍺 And remember… warm beer is a crime, so we’re working hard to prevent it.
Thanks for your support and enjoy the sunshine! 🌞