Brandling Villa

09/06/2026

Look what's just come in from Donzoko, canny like, dont you think? Come down it'll be on soon👀

30/05/2026

ARE you tired of not being rewarded after skulling eleven pints?

HAVE you started questioning your pubs loyalties to you as hard working, relentless beer drinker?

WELL NO MORE! With The Branding Villa’s new digital loyalty scheme, “SPEARS FOR BEERS” will furnish you with this and more!

SO after every eleventh pint of delicious cask* beer, you can walk away with that wonderful warm feeling in your belly, knowing that we’ve already paid for your twelth, and that YOU are loved. 😘

BLIP the QR code for your loyalty card, and then BLIP again when you buy a pint. IT’S THAT EASY!

*Cask beer only, cos that’s our thing. Eleven pints of Heineken’s gonna give you the BURPS, my friend.

**Yes, we originally wanted a card where you collect ten AntMc Partlins but we don’t sell Tenants.

29/05/2026

🚨ATTENTION TURNTABLES🚨

Join us on 30th August at the BV with THE POP-UP RECORD SHOP. Loads of Vinyl goes well with fried chicken and the occasional Porco Rosso burger.

There'll be rare finds, old favourites, and records you dont really need but may buy anyway. But after a few pints it's totally justifiable let's be honest.

Imagine holding a pale ale in your right hand and The Stranger by Billy joel in the left.
It's the stuff of dreams man

We'll see you all at the end of August!

24/05/2026

22/05/2026

The sun’s out, Newcastle’s pretending it’s the Amalfi Coast, and suddenly everyone’s developed a deep emotional connection with a spritz. 🍹☀️

2 for £15 Spritzers and cocktails from £9.95 because frankly… surviving this heat with just a pint feels irresponsible.

Aperol in hand, sunglasses on, absolutely no emails being answered.
See you in the beer garden pretending this weather happens all the time. 🫡

20/05/2026

🚨TURNING POINT INCOMING🚨

We’re currently making a bit of room at the bar… and by “a bit” we mean several kegs and cask, a questionable amount of lifting, and at least one near-death experience with a barrel in the car park. 🍺

To warm you up for what’s coming, we’ve managed to sneak a few Turning Point beauties onto the bar already — including Wave Length, Yellow Matter Custard and Easy Life. Basically a little teaser before the full madness arrives.

Think of it as the beer equivalent of “just the tip of the iceberg”… except the iceberg is made entirely of hazy pints and bad decisions.

Get yourselves in for an early taste before the full takeover lands and the cellar officially files a complaint against us. 🍻

18/05/2026

PLAY YOUR GEORDIES RIGHT” has officially arrived at quiz night and honestly… we may have created an absolute monster. 🃏🍻

Inspired by the classic game show, but with a proper Geordie twist — featuring some absolute local legends on the cards. From cult heroes to iconic faces, every flip is either glorious… or deeply humiliating. 😭

And yes, Josh in the football top somehow managed to keep it together under the pressure of a £100+ jackpot while being stared down by Gazza and the lads. Brave man. ⚽💀

Higher or lower?
Legend or absolute fraud?
Skill or pure panic?
£100+ jackpot or going home with nowt but wounded pride?

One wrong call and it’s game over faster than Charlie explaining why Newcastle are “definitely winning something this year.” 👀

The quiz chaos now officially continues AFTER the quiz — bigger laughs, bigger drama, bigger prizes and a dangerous amount of confidence from people who definitely should know better.

Who’s backing themselves to play their Geordies right then? 👀💷

14/05/2026

☀️ NEW CASKS. COLD SPRITZ. QUESTIONABLE SUNBURN DECISIONS (soon😌). ☀️

Summer is on the way, aswell as the warm weather* and so have the fresh casks and spritzers 🍻🍹
(*For at least 17 minutes before the rain comes back.)

We’ve got: 🍺 New cask ales pouring all week
🍹 Spritzers colder than your ex
🌞 Outdoor drinking weather that legally counts as a Newcastle heatwave

Come pretend it’s the Amalfi Coast while sitting outside the pub in a slightly-too-small T-shirt.

See you at the bar before the “one pint in the sun” turns into six.

16/11/2025

Quiz Night, Innit. 🎉 8pm

11/11/2025

NEW schedule of for your daft carry on needs! Book on our stories our our website to secure your spots!