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14/05/2024

THIS F*CKING SUCKS. 😐 for us. not you. you’ve probably forgotten us by now. but here we are. one last post.

honestly, who gave us a pub 5 years ago? we had no idea what we were doing then. and tbh we don’t have a damn clue now. one thing we do know is that moving from london to this little, weird town was the second best decision we’ve ever made (sir david will always come first). the only regret we have during our time here is not barring some of you clowns. mistakes were made.

before we say our last goodbye, we want to thank you*. thank you for accepting us into your town when we had no right to be there. thank you for letting us be a part of your lives. thank you for trusting us to not f*ck up your big life events and celebrations. thank you for putting up with our erratic opening hours. thank you for bringing your doggos to us. thank you to anyone who helped us along this crazy journey. thank you for coming in and supporting us week after week. thank you for putting up with our train wreck of a quiz. thank you for the banger bingos. thank you for letting us convert you into a proper beer drinker. thank you for the laughs, the memories, and even the tears. more importantly, thank you for being you. you’re an odd bunch, but in the best possible way. remember, a pub isn’t just a pub. it’s a community that we all helped build together.

but our biggest thank you goes to the team. you’ve put up with our s**t for 1825 days. we’re so proud of everything we achieved together. we started out as a bunch of strangers, but ended up being a little family of weirdos just trying to do the best they could. you will never know how much each of you mean to us. without you, the globe was nothing.

this is it. one last goodbye, newbury. we’ve been through so much together over the last 5 years. from the bottom of our hearts, thank you. we love you and we’ll miss you.

so like Semisonic sang… “every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end.” see you when we see you x

big love,
former team globe x

p.s. we’re keeping our instagram, so keep in touch. once we know what we’re doing next, we’ll let you know x

*except you Jack. you can f*ck off, mate.

05/04/2024

FRIDAY NIGHT LIVE 🎶 last month, last live music. these talented folks are seeing us through our last month at the pub:

🎵fri apr 05 -
🎵fri apr 12 -
🎵fri apr 19 -
🎵sat apr 27 - GLOBE FEST featuring live music all day. tunes from 2pm for our last hurrah🤘

drop us a message if you want to book a table. except for globe fest. absolutely no bookings whatsoever for our last hurrah. stay groovy, newbury 🙏 x

03/04/2024

ONE LAST AMERICAN DROP. 😐 this is it. and boy is it a doozy. in the best kind of way. we’ve waited months for these guys to arrive from NY and we. are. pumped.

we’re gutted we can’t buy any new brews from the states, but we’ve got one final UK drop later this week. no doubt our livers are amped to have some time off from sampling these cuties.

it may be our last menu update this weekend, but we still have loads of bangers to get through over the next few weeks. as always, when they’re gone, they’re gone for good. like us in 24 days. oft. that hurt to write.

alright. go get em while they’re hot.🔥(we mean fridge cold). x

17/03/2024

ONE LAST BANGER BINGO. 🎶 yup. we said it. one last rodeo. 🤠

what is banger bingo we hear you ask? think normal bingo, but we replace the numbers with bangin’ songs from the 70s to today*. you can expect our usual below average service, coupled with oodles of tone deaf sing-alongs and a moderate sprinkling of swearing.

did we sell it to you? of course we didn’t. if our weekly quiz is anything to go by, then this will be an absolute s**t show. either way, full deets below: 👇🏼

👉🏼 saturday march 30th - 13:00-15:30.
👉🏼 doors open at at 12:00.
👉🏼 £5 per person (pay on arrival). no limit on booking size as you’re playing individually.
👉🏼 cash prizes for one line, two lines & full house.
👉🏼 raffle ticket per person to win some cheeky prizes and the famous chesney toilet brush.
👉🏼 we’ll donate a portion of the entry fees to a charity that one of you choose.
👉🏼 BYOF. bring your own food. or order something in. we know eating is cheating, but it’s a day sesh…
👉🏼 BOOKINGS ONLY. no walk-ins as the pub will be closed to the public until the event is over. if you want to keep your table to stay for the rest of the afternoon, let us know.

still wanna get down? slide into our dms, or drop us an email, to book a space. y’all were thirsty when we first announced it, so there’s only a few spots left.

let’s get weird 🤙🏼 x

*ok, not so much today because today’s music is a bit… what’s the right word… wank?🙃

**tshow

13/03/2024

LIMITED EDITION T-SHIRTS. 👔 no, they’re not limited because we think we’re cool. it’s because, as always, we left it until the last f*cking minute. classic.

we’ve got a pre-order open until sunday, march 24th (https://tr.ee/oN8HvX1Kcs). you don’t have to order in advance, but it’d be cool if you did.

if you’re not ready to commit to such an extravagant purchase right now, don’t stress, we’re buying a bunch to stock at the pub.

full deets below:
👉 limited edition. when they’re gone, they’re gone.
👉 black or white t-shirts, relaxed fit* .
👉 sizes small to 3XL. £25 a pop (£20 if you pre-order).
👉 due to arrive early april.
👉 collection from the pub. unless you’re from outta town, then we’ll figure out how to get it to you. 🐌✉️

that’s that. a limited edition t-shirt nobody asked for. we’ll shout when these bad bois get here. let’s do this 🙌 x

* some of us are still carrying a little bit of holiday weight, thank you x

01/03/2024

FRIDAY NIGHT LIVE 🎶 new month, new music. we’ve got a helluva line up for march with tunes from these talented folks:

🎵fri mar 01 -
🎵fri mar 08 -
🎵fri mar 15 -
🎵fri mar 22 -
🎵fri mar 29 -

drop us a message if you want to book a table. stay groovy, newbury 🙏 x

28/02/2024

THIS IS THE END. 😭 ffs that came around quick. our last day is the 27th of april. time flies when you’re having… a panic attack?

you can expect this to be the usual globe level of s**t show that you’ve been so accustomed to for the last five years. if nothing else, at least we’re a consistent train wreck.

some answers to questions no one asked:
👉 we need you to help us drink the bar dry. everything, and we mean everything, has to go.
👉 doors open from 1pm(ish). we’ll never learn.
👉 banging tunes all day from 2pm.
👉 NO BOOKINGS. at all. whatsoever.
👉 plastic cups only. feel free to bring your own glass to decant into if you’re feeling fancy. 💅🏼

that’s that. 59 days left friends. one last hurrah until we get out of your hair for good. maybe we’ll see you there? probably not. 🫡 x

11/02/2024

THE SIR IS 7 YEARS OLD TODAY 🎈. happy birthday to the real landlord of the pub. that’s it. that’s the whole post. x

10/02/2024

ONLY CANS 🥫. last cans to be more specific. we’ve only got a few of these lads left in stock, so grab ‘em while they’re stored at an appropriate refrigerated temperature.

guys. this has escalated so quickly. we may be scooting in a few months, but we’ve got so many beers we still want to buy. you know the drill. buy the beers so we can buy new beers because beer is life x

02/02/2024

FRIDAY NIGHT LIVE 🎶 new month, new music. we’ve got a banger of a line up for february with tunes from these incredibly talented humans:

🎵fri feb 02 -
🎵fri feb 09 -
🎵fri feb 16 -
🎵fri feb 23 -

drop us a message if you want to book a table. stay groovy, newbury 🙏 x

18/01/2024

FRIDAY NIGHT LIVE 🎶 new year, new month, new music. buzzed to have these wonderfully talented humans serenading us through damp january:

🎵fri jan 19 -
🎵fri jan 26 -

drop us a message if you want to book a table. stay groovy, newbury 🙏 x

17/01/2024

GUESS WHO’S BACK? 🤘back again. this s**t excuse for a pub is back. tell a friend. or don’t. whatever.

the last can standing list has gotten a little out of hand. come grab a few of these beauts before they’re gone for good. basically, we need your help to clear some space in the fridge for the arrival of a banger next week. maybe it starts with the letter P and sounds like butty. maybe it doesn’t*.

slappers from the likes of: .ales

* it does x

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