07/09/2026
π― JUBILEE 6β3 β HOME WIN! ππ»
The Jubilee boys get the job done at home with a 6β3 victory! πͺπ―
A night of big wins, hard battles, one absolute star performanceβ¦ and one man who may need to reconsider whether sobriety and darts actually mix. π
π― SINGLES REVIEWS
Elliott β β +5
π STAR PLAYER OF THE NIGHT! π
Two games. Two wins. Both won comfortably. Elliott turned up tonight and apparently decided the rest of us were just there to watch. ππ―
Then carried that form into the doubles too. Someone check his darts for performance-enhancing substances!
Milky β β +5
Two wins after two seriously hard battles! πͺπ―
Milky had to dig deep, but kept his head and got the job done both times. Proper battling performance tonight β +5 well deserved!
Danny β β +3
A tough match but Danny came through 2β1. Not exactly a relaxing evening at the oche, but a win is a win! ππͺ
Took the scenic route, but eventually found the destination.
Wiggy β β -5 π
Oh dearβ¦ π
First game of the season and Wiggy decided to start as he means to go on β losing both singles!
And somehow the most unbelievable part was that he was SOBER. πΊπ«
Not up to his usual standard whatsoever. Maybe someone needs to put a pint in his hand before the next match and see if the darts magically improve. ππ―
π― DOUBLES
Elliott & Milky β π₯ THE DREAM TEAM π₯
Two games. Two wins.
And Elliott finishing both games! π―π₯
Absolute dream team tonight. Milky doing the battling and Elliott cleaning up at the end. They were basically playing doubles while the rest of us were playing survival mode. π
Danny & Wiggy
A proper couple of battles tonight! πͺ
One win and one loss, with neither game being easy.
Wiggy clearly decided one defeat in singles wasn't enough and wanted some doubles misery too. π Meanwhile Danny was left trying to drag him over the line!
π― FINAL GAME
Danny unfortunately couldn't get the final one over the line, but by then the damage was already doneβ¦
π JUBILEE WIN 6β3! π
+5 Elliott β Star man π
+5 Milky β Two hard-fought wins πͺ
+3 Danny β Scrapped his way to a 2β1 win π
-5 Wiggy β Sober. Say no more. ππΊ
6β3 on the board, 3 points in the bag and Wiggyβs sobriety officially under investigation. π
π― UP THE JUBILEE! π»