Not My Monkey - Newark

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Not My Monkey - Newark Coffee and cake, Wine, nibbles and dips. Platters, pinchos, live music, events nights. Private hire.

19/10/2026

This Saturday we have an absolute treat for you.
Miss Charlotte Porter will be joining us at 7.30pm
A true professional and credit to her art.
One not to be missed 🥰

For table booking for food head on over too…

https://www.notmymonkey.co.uk

Not wanting food…?
No worries at all, head on down and we will find you a seat 🥰
All welcome 🤗

16/10/2026

The autumn winter cocktails are out!!!

15/10/2026

Friday and Saturday are our late nights, serving all the way through until 10pm 🐒

Cocktails and socials, what better way to bond 🐒
15/10/2026

Cocktails and socials, what better way to bond 🐒

15/10/2026

Almost there!!
Opening at 8.30am till 4.30pm
Food service 11.30am till 2.30pm
Licensed from 11am till close and beyond 😌

We have beautiful views of the River Trent and castle.
Great service and a vast range of delicious options.
What’s not to love 🥰

14/10/2026

Saturdays 12.30pm the wonderful janiebarton.
In collaboration with nsdcouncil for
What an amazing excuse for a Saturday lunch time treat.

For table bookings head on over to:

https://www.notmymonkey.co.uk/book-a-table/

14/10/2026

Welcome to hump day, it’s downhill from here.
Food service is 11.30am till 2.30pm
Licensed, should you fancy one of our delicious wines 😌 or cocktails, or beers or spirits, choices are endless really 🤔

Have an amazing day 🥰

Pictures from Sunday team social and cocktail making class 😌 it’s our job to try them 😉Opening today 8.30am till 4.30pmF...
13/10/2026

Pictures from Sunday team social and cocktail making class 😌 it’s our job to try them 😉

Opening today 8.30am till 4.30pm
Food service 11.30 till 2.30pm

Both Emily and Hannah will be on hand to offer the very loveliest of service 🥰

❤️

12/10/2026

Saturday 12.30pm with the fabulous jeaniebartonmusic
We have been lucky enough to be chosen to take part in this years in collaboration with nsdcouncil

We can’t wait to welcome this wonderful singer to our venue.

Feels like a perfect Saturday lunch excuse 😉

Address

1a The Wharf
Newark Upon Trent
NG241EU

Opening Hours

Tuesday 8:30am - 4:30pm
Wednesday 8:30am - 4:30pm
Thursday 8:30am - 4:30pm
Friday 8:30am - 10:30pm
Saturday 8:30am - 10:30pm

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