Not My Monkey - Newark

09/06/2026

Welcome to another week of delicious food, great views, friendly cosy vibes and the best coffee in Newark (as we have been told)
Food service 11.30am till 2.30pm
Doors close at 4.30pm ☺️

06/06/2026

A tad late apologies, baking scones and all of that 😂
Drag bingo ticket link below…..GO!!!

Drag bingo – Not My Monkey, Fri 26 Jun 2026 - Last time this sold out faster than you can say “house!” — so we’re bringing it back for another outrageous night of Drag Bingo at Not My Monkey. Join us for an evening of sass, sparkle, and seriously questionable behaviour… all in the name o...

04/06/2026

It’s been far too long since we witnessed this incredible talent.
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Friday 7.30pm

04/06/2026

Home made soup, and home made scone….it really feels like a soup and scone day.
A day to get cosy and give your self a hug 🤗

Kitchen open 11.30am till 2.30pm
Doors close at 4.30pm
Giving us chance to install weekend vibes 🥰

03/06/2026

Freshly baked ( by us) cheese scones with a hint of cayenne pepper and smoked paprika. Served warm with cream cheese or…..mature cheddar and onion chutney….you choose.

Food service today 11.30am till 2.30pm

We predict today we will by dry cosy with great vibes ❤️

02/06/2026

Of all the things we do!!! We do bloody delicious coffee, well made, great beans, perfect milk 🥛 good coffee ☕️

Open today at 8.30, closing at 4.30pm
Kitchen service 11.30-2.30pm

Checkout our Facebook events page for all events happening.

28/05/2026

Did you know we now make a sandwich…? With a dozens different toppings and either baguette or up grade to a cheese scone and choose your filling ☺️

27/05/2026

Friday 7.30pm
The one and only….
Miss Charlotte Porter

For table bookings (for food) head on over to

https://www.notmymonkey.co.uk/book-a-table/

27/05/2026

Home made. Filled with mature cheddar, chives, smoked paprika, a tiny pinch of cayenne pepper for heat. Served warm with cream cheese or mature cheddar and chutney.

Kitchen open today from 11.30am till 2.30pm

Great views, delicious vibes, all day long 🥰