Tea In The Paddock

15/10/2026

Well at least are internet is now up and running and we can take your payments again after a very long fight with sky 🙏

10/10/2026

10/10/2026

GOOD MORNING
We are open today until 5pm
Food served all day
We are fully licensed 🍺
Plenty free parking
NE62 5PZ

04/10/2026

There’s some HANDY PEOPLE ✋
Bonkers bingo night was a fab night
But to the person who STOLE THE GOLD HAND TOILET ROLL HOLDER off the disabled toilet wall you must be a HANDY person ripping it off the wall.
You obviously didn’t need a HAND stealing it. Are you keeping it for yourself or are you happy enough to HAND it back over to us
If you need a helping HAND 🤚 doing this please let us know it would be HANDY so the disabled toilets are put back how they were with toilet roll in its holder
It’s HANDY to have loo roll when you need to go
It’s not so HANDY when you need to twist round or bend down to reach it
I’m sure no one with you would of had a HAND in the stealing of it
If you have a conscience bring it back and just admit you were drunk and needed a helping HAND no questions asked
If you haven’t I hope your next sh— 💩
is runny and you have no loo roll and only a HAND to help
You know the saying
“ there’s always one “

03/10/2026

BONKERS BINGO
I know people have been trying to get through and the line hasn’t been working for BONKERS TICKETS
Just come along you can pay on door £5 each

03/10/2026

TONIGHTS the NIGHT AND WHAT A NIGHT ITS GOING TO BE 🕺💃🍺🍻🎉

NE62 5PZ
07802858759 for tickets

02/10/2026

Only one more sleep we hope you are all as excited as we are 💃🕺🥂🍺🍻🍸🍹🥳

Book your tickets now only £5
Lots of prizes to be won
Lots of fun and dancing 💃🕺🥃🍻🥂🎉
NE62 5PZ
07802858759

02/10/2026

Only one more sleep until our mad night of bonkers bingo 🎉🎉🍾🍺🍹🧉💃🕺

Book your tickets now only £5
Lots of prizes to be won
Lots of fun and dancing 💃🕺🥃🍻🥂🎉
NE62 5PZ
07802858759

30/09/2026

Our COUNTRY WESTERN NIGHT is having to change dates
We will get back to you with the new date asap
Sorry for any inconvenience
Keep looking out for our new SATURDAY DATE coming soon.

29/09/2026

So guys it’s BONKERS BINGO this Saturday night 3rd October
Still a few tickets left
£5 a ticket
Food available to purchase pizzas, loaded fries, burgers
7pm start
Bar closes 11pm
Carriages by midnight
We will be open from 6pm .
NE62 5PZ
07802858759