12/10/2026
💜💛 THIS WEEK AT VYBE: YOUR QUIET WEEKEND HAS BEEN CANCELLED.
Tell the group chat. Sort an outfit. Practise saying “I’m only staying for one” with a straight face. 👀
🪩 FRIDAY 16TH OCTOBER — CLUBLAND FRIDAYS
⏰ 8PM–MIDNIGHT
All the classics you bounced about to before your knees started doing the percussion.
You might own an air fryer and have a favourite supermarket now, but the second that beat drops, you’re 19 again and your mate’s holding your coat. 😂
✝️ SATURDAY 17TH OCTOBER — TARTS & VICARS WITH CAZ TRATION
⏰ 4PM–CLOSE | FANCY DRESS ENCOURAGED
Caz is back, wearing a dog collar and acting like she’s qualified to offer moral guidance. We’ve got concerns.
Come as a tart. Come as a vicar. Come as someone who’s definitely getting mentioned in Sunday’s sermon. 💅
“Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.”
“Love, we’ve seen your Facebook memories. Take a seat.”
🎤 SUNDAY 18TH OCTOBER — KARAOKE WITH LISA DEEJ
🎟️ FREE ENTRY | EVERY OTHER SUNDAY
Big hits. Questionable vocals. Absolutely no shame.
Got the voice of an angel? Lovely.
Sound like a wheelie bin being dragged down Albert Road? You’re up next.
Lisa’s got the mic. You’ve got an entirely unjustified belief you can manage Whitney’s key change. We’re calling that entertainment. 😂
👇 Tag the mate who’s a Clubland veteran, a natural tart or a danger to a perfectly good chorus. If it’s the same person, we’ll see them all weekend.
📍 VYBE, 8 Albert Road, Middlesbrough
Everyone welcome. Bring your mates or come and meet some.
BIG NIGHTS. GOOD PEOPLE. VERY LITTLE EVIDENCE OF EITHER BEHAVING. 💜💛