17/06/2026
β½πΊ WORLD CUP RULES AT THE JUG & GLASS πΊβ½
A few gentle reminders before kick-off...
π¨ Bar staff can only tolerate ONE drunk person at a time.
π¨ You are NOT a referee.
π¨ You are also NOT in the England squad, despite what your shouting suggests.
π¨ VAR has the final say... not you, not your mate, and definitely not your wife.
π¨ The TV cannot hear your tactical advice.
π¨ Our chef is currently working in temperatures similar to the surface of the sun π₯π¨βπ³ so if you're ordering food, be nice!
π¨ If you're thinking of complaining, you may need a glass of water before another pint. πΊπ