23/10/2026
Cleaners gerrin the sack!!😋🕸️
🌪️🥂 FIIIIIZZZ FRIDAY, PEOPLE!!! 🥂🌪️
Well, the weather’s having an absolute meltdown today, isn’t it?! 😂 If you’re going to get blown about, you might as well get blown straight through our doors and land at the bar! 🍻🤣
Come hide from the storm with us at The Mort Arms! We’ve got DISCOUNTED BOTTLES OF FIZZ ALL DAY 🍾🥂 so you can watch the weather try to take the roof off while you sip something lovely!
🌬️ Wind trying to steal your wig?
🌧️ Rain coming in sideways?
🍾 Prosecco calling your name?
Sounds like a sign to me, folks!! 🤪
Come get cosy, grab a cracking pint or a bottle of fizz, and let Storm Whatever-They’re-Calling-It do its worst! Just mind you don’t arrive through the window instead of the door! 💨😂
Cheers all, stay safe out there and we’ll see you at the bar!! ❤️🍻