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Pub / Arcade / Modern Playhouse
For the curious, the playful & the bold 👀 Steal back a little more life than you started with 🎯
Food by Lucky Chip 🍔

The Thieves is a pub like no other located in the heart of Clapham Junction. We host a wide range of events such as live comedy, bottomless brunches and quizzes. There is an ever-changing menu of pop-up street food, pizzas, Sunday roasts and lots more. On the first floor is the Arcade featuring the Moonshine Raceway - a full size remote controlled car track, Virtual Reality booths, Skee Ball and a whole host of other retro video games.

02/11/2026

🍽️ SUNDAYS ARE FOR ROASTS AT THE THIEVES! 🍽️

The perfect excuse to get everyone around the table! ❤️

We're bringing Sunday roast season to The Thieves, serving up proper Sunday comfort food, generous portions, all the trimmings and plenty of reasons to stay for another drink! 🍷

Whether it's a family get-together, a catch-up with friends or simply an excuse to dodge the washing up, we've got your Sundays covered.

🔥 Our Sunday Roasts are launching next weekend!

📍 The Thieves, Battersea
🍽️ Booking is highly recommended
🔗 Book your table via the link in our bio.

Good food. Great company. Proper Sundays.

The Thieves – More Than A Pub.

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01/11/2026

25/10/2026

🎃👻 HALLOWEEN, LIVE MUSIC & SUNDAY ROASTS… THE THIEVES HAS IT ALL! 🍂🍻

Things are getting spooky in Battersea! 🕸️ Get your friends together for Halloween drinks, great vibes and LIVE MUSIC FROM THE ALDERMEN 🎸🔥

🎶 SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
Join us for The Aldermen playing live, bringing the party and keeping the good times rolling at The Thieves!

🍽️ SUNDAY ROAST LAUNCH — SUNDAY 1ST NOVEMBER! 🔥

Your new Sunday tradition starts here! Proper Sunday roasts, all the trimmings, great drinks and even better company. ❤️

⚠️ BOOKING IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!
🔗 Book your table via the link in our bio.

📍 The Thieves, Battersea
🍻 More Than a Pub.

Tag your Halloween crew and your Sunday roast squad below! 👇

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24/10/2026

🎄 CHRISTMAS PARTIES AT THE THIEVES 🎄

It’s never too early to start planning the Christmas party… and the best dates won’t hang around! 🥂🎅

Whether you’re planning the work Christmas party, a night out with the team, or a big festive celebration with friends, we’ve got the food, drinks, music and atmosphere sorted. 🍽️🍸🎶

✨ Festive sit-down menus
🍽️ Christmas buffet packages
🥂 Drinks & party packages
🎵 Live music & entertainment
🎉 Private & group bookings
🎄 A proper Christmas party atmosphere

Don’t leave it until December — get your date booked now!
📩 DM us with your Christmas party enquiry
📞 Contact The Thieves today

🎅 Christmas starts at The Thieves.

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23/10/2026

🎄 CHRISTMAS PARTIES AT THE THIEVES 🎄

It’s never too early to start planning the Christmas party… and the best dates won’t hang around! 🥂🎅

Whether you’re planning the work Christmas party, a night out with the team, or a big festive celebration with friends, we’ve got the food, drinks, music and atmosphere sorted. 🍽️🍸🎶

✨ Festive sit-down menus
🍽️ Christmas buffet packages
🥂 Drinks & party packages
🎵 Live music & entertainment
🎉 Private & group bookings
🎄 A proper Christmas party atmosphere
Don’t leave it until December — get your date booked now!
📩 DM us with your Christmas party enquiry
📞 Contact The Thieves today

🎅 Christmas starts at The Thieves.

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20/10/2026

🎄 CHRISTMAS PARTIES AT THE THIEVES 🎄

It’s never too early to start planning the Christmas party… and the best dates won’t hang around! 🥂🎅

Whether you’re planning the work Christmas party, a night out with the team, or a big festive celebration with friends, we’ve got the food, drinks, music and atmosphere sorted. 🍽️🍸🎶

✨ Festive sit-down menus
🍽️ Christmas buffet packages
🥂 Drinks & party packages
🎵 Live music & entertainment
🎉 Private & group bookings
🎄 A proper Christmas party atmosphere

Don’t leave it until December — get your date booked now!
📩 DM us with your Christmas party enquiry

📞 Contact The Thieves today
🎅 Christmas starts at The Thieves.

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18/10/2026

🎄 CHRISTMAS PARTIES AT THE THIEVES 🎄

It’s never too early to start planning the Christmas party… and the best dates won’t hang around! 🥂🎅

Whether you’re planning the work Christmas party, a night out with the team, or a big festive celebration with friends, we’ve got the food, drinks, music and atmosphere sorted. 🍽️🍸🎶

✨ Festive sit-down menus
🍽️ Christmas buffet packages
🥂 Drinks & party packages
🎵 Live music & entertainment
🎉 Private & group bookings
🎄 A proper Christmas party atmosphere

Don’t leave it until December — get your date booked now!
📩 DM us with your Christmas party enquiry

📞 Contact The Thieves today

🎅 Christmas starts at The Thieves.

ChristmasPartyLondon Battersea Clapham BatterseaChristmas ChristmasBookings FestiveSeason PartyAtTheThieves

17/10/2026

🎄 CHRISTMAS PARTIES AT THE THIEVES 🎄

It’s never too early to start planning the Christmas party… and the best dates won’t hang around! 🥂🎅

Whether you’re planning the work Christmas party, a night out with the team, or a big festive celebration with friends, we’ve got the food, drinks, music and atmosphere sorted. 🍽️🍸🎶

✨ Festive sit-down menus
🍽️ Christmas buffet packages
🥂 Drinks & party packages
🎵 Live music & entertainment
🎉 Private & group bookings
🎄 A proper Christmas party atmosphere
Don’t leave it until December — get your date booked now!
📩 DM us with your Christmas party enquiry

📞 Contact The Thieves today
🎅 Christmas starts at The Thieves.

ChristmasPartyLondon Battersea Clapham BatterseaChristmas ChristmasBookings FestiveSeason PartyAtTheThieves

Address

51 Lavender Gardens
London
SW111JW

Opening Hours

Monday	4pm - 11pm
Tuesday	4pm - 11pm
Wednesday	12pm - 12am
Thursday	12pm - 12am
Friday	12pm - 2am
Saturday	12pm - 2am
Sunday	12pm - 10pm

Telephone

0207 223 6927

Website

http://thethieves.pub/

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