The Four Thieves

The Four Thieves Pub / Arcade / Modern Playhouse
For the curious, the playful & the bold 👀 Steal back a little more life than you started with 🎯
Food by Lucky Chip 🍔

The Thieves is a pub like no other located in the heart of Clapham Junction. We host a wide range of events such as live comedy, bottomless brunches and quizzes. There is an ever-changing menu of pop-up street food, pizzas, Sunday roasts and lots more. On the first floor is the Arcade featuring the Moonshine Raceway - a full size remote controlled car track, Virtual Reality booths, Skee Ball and a whole host of other retro video games.

28/07/2026

🎤 More than a pub. It's your new favourite night out.

🎶 Live Music every Friday
😂 Brilliant Comedy every other Wednesday
🕹️ Retro Arcade Upstairs
❄️ Ice-cold air conditioning (because summer in London isn't always cool!)

Whether you're here for the laughs, the music, the games or just a perfectly chilled pint, The Thieves has you covered.

📍 Battersea

🍻 Walk-ins always welcome!

27/07/2026

🍻 Pitch Please is landing at The Thieves, and it's your chance to swap endless swiping for actual flirting

Whether you're after the love of your life, a first date, or just a great story to tell on Monday, we've got you covered.

🔥 Expect: 💘 Great people
🍸 Great drinks
🎮 Arcade games
😏 Questionable chat-up lines
❤️ Hopefully... a second date.

Leave your ex in the past, put your phone away, and come see if your next match is waiting at the bar.

📍 The Thieves, Battersea

🎟️ Limited spaces available – grab your ticket before someone else grabs your date.

Swipe less. Flirt more. Pitch Please

TICKETS IN BIO

MoreThanAPub FindYourMatch SouthWestLondon

26/07/2026

🎤 More than a pub.

It's your new favourite night out.

🎶 Live Music every Friday
😂 Brilliant Comedy every other Wednesday
🕹️ Retro Arcade Upstairs
❄️ Ice-cold air conditioning (because summer in London isn't always cool!)

Whether you're here for the laughs, the music, the games or just a perfectly chilled pint, The Thieves has you covered.

📍 Battersea 🍻 Walk-ins always welcome!

25/07/2026

🎤 More than a pub.

It's your new favourite night out.

🎶 Live Music every Friday
😂 Brilliant Comedy every other Wednesday
🕹️ Retro Arcade Upstairs
❄️ Ice-cold air conditioning (because summer in London isn't always cool!)

Whether you're here for the laughs, the music, the games or just a perfectly chilled pint, The Thieves has you covered.

📍 Battersea

🍻 Walk-ins always welcome!

24/07/2026

🎶☀️ Your new favourite spot in Battersea is waiting..

🍻 Ice-cold drinks in our sunny beer garden
🎸 Live music every Friday from 9pm
🕹️ Retro arcade games to keep the fun going
❄️ Air-conditioned inside when London turns up the heat

Whether you're here for after-work drinks, date night, or a weekend session, The Thieves is more than a pub.

📍 The Thieves, Battersea

Tag your crew and we'll see you this weekend! 🍻

23/07/2026

🍻 Pitch Please is landing at The Thieves, and it's your chance to swap endless swiping for actual flirting.
Whether you're after the love of your life, a first date, or just a great story to tell on Monday, we've got you covered.

🔥 Expect: 💘 Great people
🍸 Great drinks
🎮 Arcade games
😏 Questionable chat-up lines
❤️ Hopefully... a second date.

Leave your ex in the past, put your phone away, and come see if your next match is waiting at the bar.

📍 The Thieves, Battersea

TICKET LINK IN BIO

🎟️ Limited spaces available – grab your ticket before someone else grabs your date.

Swipe less. Flirt more. Pitch Please.

MoreThanAPub FindYourMatch SouthWestLondon

21/07/2026

🍻 Pitch Please is landing at The Thieves, and it's your chance to swap endless swiping for actual flirting.

Whether you're after the love of your life, a first date, or just a great story to tell on Monday, we've got you covered.

🔥 Expect: 💘 Great people
🍸 Great drinks
🎮 Arcade games
😏 Questionable chat-up lines
❤️ Hopefully... a second date.

Leave your ex in the past, put your phone away, and come see if your next match is waiting at the bar.

📍 The Thieves, Battersea

🎟️ Limited spaces available – grab your ticket before someone else grabs your date.

Swipe less. Flirt more. Pitch Please.

MoreThanAPub FindYourMatch SouthWestLondon

20/07/2026

🎶 LIVE MUSIC FRIDAYS AT THE THIEVES 🎶

Pitch Please a new dating concept coming soon

the comedy crate comedy nights starting Weds 22nd July

🍹 Cocktails flowing
🎵 Live music from 9PM
🎮 Arcade games in The Arcade
🍔 Amazing food
🍺 Great drinks

Whether you're out for after-work drinks, date night, or a big night with friends, The Thieves is the place to be.

📍 The Thieves, Battersea
🎟️ Free Entry
🕘 Live Music Starts at 9PM

More Than A Pub.

19/07/2026

🎶☀️ Your new favourite spot in Battersea is waiting...

🍻 Ice-cold drinks in our sunny beer garden
🎸 Live music every Friday from 9pm
🕹️ Retro arcade games to keep the fun going
❄️ Air-conditioned inside when London turns up the heat

Whether you're here for after-work drinks, date night, or a weekend session, The Thieves is more than a pub.

📍 The Thieves, Battersea

🎶☀️ Your new favourite spot in Battersea is waiting...🍻 Ice-cold drinks in our sunny beer garden🎸 Live music every Frida...
17/07/2026

🎶☀️ Your new favourite spot in Battersea is waiting...

🍻 Ice-cold drinks in our sunny beer garden
🎸 Live music every Friday from 9pm
🕹️ Retro arcade games to keep the fun going
❄️ Air-conditioned inside when London turns up the heat

Whether you're here for after-work drinks, date night, or a weekend session, The Thieves is more than a pub.

📍 The Thieves, Battersea

Tag your crew and we'll see you this weekend! 🍻

Address

51 Lavender Gardens
London
SW111JW

Opening Hours

Monday 4pm - 11pm
Tuesday 4pm - 11pm
Wednesday 12pm - 12am
Thursday 12pm - 12am
Friday 12pm - 2am
Saturday 12pm - 2am
Sunday 12pm - 10pm

Telephone

0207 223 6927

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