The Four Thieves

The Four Thieves Pub / Arcade / Modern Playhouse
For the curious, the playful & the bold 👀 Steal back a little more life than you started with 🎯
Food by Lucky Chip 🍔

The Thieves is a pub like no other located in the heart of Clapham Junction. We host a wide range of events such as live comedy, bottomless brunches and quizzes. There is an ever-changing menu of pop-up street food, pizzas, Sunday roasts and lots more. On the first floor is the Arcade featuring the Moonshine Raceway - a full size remote controlled car track, Virtual Reality booths, Skee Ball and a whole host of other retro video games.

08/06/2026

Big screens. Ice cold pints. Arcade games. Unreal atmosphere.

This World Cup, watch it where every goal feels bigger.

📍 The Thieves, Battersea

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Every Tuesday at the Thieves!!
02/06/2026

Every Tuesday at the Thieves!!

Can’t get enough 🤩 Here’s to another week at The Thieves 🍻🎯 Monday: Hospo Disco 🪩 30% off drinks for hospitality workers...
20/04/2026

Can’t get enough 🤩 Here’s to another week at The Thieves 🍻

🎯 Monday: Hospo Disco 🪩 30% off drinks for hospitality workers, free darts and karaoke 🎤 Not a hospitality worker? You don’t have to miss out: enjoy £6.50 daiquiris every Monday 😍

🎯 Tuesday: 2-4-1 on and pints 🍺

🎯 Wednesday: Big Fat Quiz 🤓 only £2 entry 💰 £50 bar tab up for grabs 🤩

🎯 Thursday: 2-4-1 on delicious cocktails 😋

🎯 Friday: Skivers club 🥳 followed by FEMININOMENON 💖

🎯 Saturday: For the Love of Pop 💎

🎯 Sunday: Live music by 🤝 roasts by

Let’s go 🙌

You’ve been working hard all week…let us look after you every Monday 🥰🎯🍻Simply bring your payslip as a form of ID and en...
13/04/2026

You’ve been working hard all week…let us look after you every Monday 🥰🎯🍻

Simply bring your payslip as a form of ID and enjoy hours of free darts and karaoke 🎤 and 30% off our drinks menu🍸

We also have £6.50 daiquiris for all 😍 Mondays just got a whole lot better 🥳

You’ve been working hard all week…let us look after you every Monday 🥰🎯🍻Simply bring your payslip as a form of ID and en...
13/04/2026

You’ve been working hard all week…let us look after you every Monday 🥰🎯🍻

Simply bring your payslip as a form of ID and enjoy hours of free darts and karaoke 🎤 and 30% off all drinks 🍸

We also have £6.50 daiquiris for all 😍 Mondays just got a whole lot better 🥳

Our retro arcade is open daily til late 🤩 immerse yourself into hours of play with iconic games, karaoke, interactive da...
12/04/2026

Our retro arcade is open daily til late 🤩 immerse yourself into hours of play with iconic games, karaoke, interactive darts and more in the heart of Battersea 🕹️👾

🎯 Monday - Thursday: 6pm - 11.30pm
🎯 Friday & Saturday: 12pm - 01.30am
🎯 Sunday: 12pm - 8pm

10/04/2026

💎 It’s a FEMININOMENON 🎶

🩷Every Friday | 8pm-2am | Free Entry

💃An all-female, LGBTQ+ pop party celebrating the ultimate icons of this era lands at The Thieves every Friday night and it’s completely free!

Expect wall-to-wall bangers from the women and q***r artists redefining pop 💖

You’ll hear the likes of:
Addison Rae / Ashnikko / Björk / Britney Spears / Caroline Polachek / Chappell Roan / Charli XCX / CMAT / COBRAH / Confidence Man / Doechii / Doja Cat / Fiona Apple / FKA Twigs / Grimes / Kim Petras / Kylie Minogue / Lady Gaga / Lana Del Rey / Lola Young / Lorde / Madonna / Magdalena Bay / Megan Thee Stallion / Olivia Rodrigo / PinkPantheress / RAYE / Rebecca Black / Rina Sawayama / Robyn / ROSALIA / Sabrina Carpenter / Shygirl / Sky Ferreira / Slayyyter / SOPHIE / Sophie Ellis-Bextor / Tyla / Zara Larsson

Things to do in Battersea / Friday nights Battersea / Battersea pub / Pop parties Battersea

What a line-up this week 🍻 All that’s missing is you 😎Join us at our iconic Battersea playhouse 🥳🎯 WEDNESDAY: Live comed...
07/04/2026

What a line-up this week 🍻 All that’s missing is you 😎

Join us at our iconic Battersea playhouse 🥳

🎯 WEDNESDAY: Live comedy by with

🎯 THURSDAY: 2-4-1 on all cocktails 👀

🎯 FRIDAY: £3 pints from 3pm and FEMININOMENON from 8pm 🤩 Skivers get some of the cheapest pints in London 🍻 included in the deal 🤤

🎯 SATURDAY: For The Love of Pop 💖 non-stop all killer no filler pop hits 💿

🎯 SUNDAY: beat the Sunday scaries with roasts and let the dreamy vocals of serenade you into the evening 🎹🎤

👾🕹️ upstairs arcade is open every day 🤩

For those times when you’re not sure what to order…Some might say these taste like summer in a glass 😉Celebrate longer d...
30/03/2026

For those times when you’re not sure what to order…Some might say these taste like summer in a glass 😉

Celebrate longer days in the heart of Battersea with 2-4-1 cocktails Monday to Thursday 🎯

🍀This St Patrick’s Day, For The Love Of Pop goes green, white and gold! 🍀🇦🇺 “Ceilidh Minogue” is our Aussie vs Irish tak...
05/03/2026

🍀This St Patrick’s Day, For The Love Of Pop goes green, white and gold! 🍀

🇦🇺 “Ceilidh Minogue” is our Aussie vs Irish takeover, a full night of singalongs, indie favourites and undeniable pop moments from two nations that know their way around a hook. 🇮🇪

🎧 From pub classics to festival anthems to pure chart royalty, it’s a friendly rivalry played out properly: loud and on the dancefloor. 💃
PLUS : £3 BABY GUINNESS ALL NIGHT!
Also showing the Six Nations all day with Traditional music between the breaks!

Expect to hear:

AC/DC / Amyl and the Sniffers / Bee Gees / B*Witched / Boyzone / Confidence Man / The Corrs / The Cranberries / Crowded House / Damien Rice / Empire of the Sun / Fontaines D.C. / Gotye / House of Pain / Hozier / INXS / Jet / Kylie Minogue / Men at Work / Midnight Oil / Natalie Imbruglia / The Pogues / Savage Garden / The / Sinéad O’Connor / Tame Impala / Thin Lizzy / The Undertones / The Veronicas / Westlife / Wolfmother

Looks like another incredible week at The Thieves 🤩Mondays: Weekly Hospo Disco 🎯Tuesdays: 2-4-1 pints 🍻 Wednesdays: BI...
02/03/2026

Looks like another incredible week at The Thieves 🤩

Mondays: Weekly Hospo Disco 🎯

Tuesdays: 2-4-1 pints 🍻

Wednesdays: BIG FAT QUIZ 🤓 £50 bar tab to be won 💰

Thursdays: 2-4-1 cocktails 🍹

Fridays: Skivers Club discounted pints 3-5pm 🍻 followed by FEMININOMENON at 8pm 🪩

Saturdays: For The Love Of Pop 🍭

Sundays: Roasts by and live music from from 3pm 🎶🎤

💥 FOR THE LOVE OF POP 🩷⚡️Every Saturday | 8pm-2am | Free Entry💃Need that gold streamer, pink bathroom, dancing-on-stage ...
26/02/2026

💥 FOR THE LOVE OF POP 🩷

⚡️Every Saturday | 8pm-2am | Free Entry

💃Need that gold streamer, pink bathroom, dancing-on-stage realness on a Saturday night? The Thieves have you covered.

🎉A weekly pop party with a twist: all killer no filler pop hits with a no cringe guarantee.

💿 Expect to hear:
Britney Spears / Charli XCX / Beyoncé / PinkPantheress / Tate McRae / Chappell Roan / Lorde / Dua Lipa / Lady Gaga / Doja Cat / Doechii / Megan Thee Stallion / ROSALÍA / Billie Eilish / Amaarae / Tinashe / Kelis / Tems / Nick Minaj / Kylie Minogue / Addison Rae / Lola Young / Gracie Abrams / CMAT / Selena Gomez / Ariana Grande / Rihanna / Taylor Swift / Christina Aguilera / Justin Timberlake / SZA / Timbaland / The Weeknd / FLO / ROSÉ / Bruno Mars / K anye West / Cardi B / Miley Cyrus / P!nk / Sugababes / JADE / Jungkook / Destiny’s Child / Harry Styles / Troye Sivan / Robyn / The 1975 / RAYE / JENNIE / Lily Allen / Madonna / Nelly Furtado / Gwen Stefani / Jamelia / Atomic Kitten / Black Eyed Peas / Azealia Banks + more

Missing live comedy already? 👀Only two weeks to go until the next one 🤩 snap up your ticket now 🎟️
26/02/2026

Missing live comedy already? 👀

Only two weeks to go until the next one 🤩 snap up your ticket now 🎟️

💎 IT’S A FEMININOMENON! 🎶 💁🏼‍♀️ Launching Friday 27th!🩷Every Friday | 8pm-2am | Free Entry💃An all-female, LGBTQ+ pop par...
24/02/2026

💎 IT’S A FEMININOMENON! 🎶

💁🏼‍♀️ Launching Friday 27th!

🩷Every Friday | 8pm-2am | Free Entry

💃An all-female, LGBTQ+ pop party celebrating the ultimate icons of this era lands at The Thieves every Friday night and year, it’s completely free!

Expect wall-to-wall bangers from the women and q***r artists redefining pop

You’ll hear the likes of:
Addison Rae / Ashnikko / Björk / Britney Spears / Caroline Polachek / Chappell Roan / Charli XCX / CMAT / COBRAH / Confidence Man / Doechii / Doja Cat / Fiona Apple / FKA Twigs / Grimes / Kim Petras / Kylie Minogue / Lady Gaga / Lana Del Rey / Lola Young / Lorde / Madonna / Magdalena Bay / Megan Thee Stallion / Olivia Rodrigo / PinkPantheress / RAE / Rebecca Black / Rina Sawayama / Robyn / ROSALIA / Sabrina Carpenter / Shygirl / Sky Ferreira / Slayyyter / SOPHIE / Sophie Ellis-Bextor / Tyla / Zara Larsson

Who’s joining us for 2-fer Tuesday? 😍2-4-1 on Brixton Pints, Laine Pints, Cocktails, House Wine and even Chicken Parmigi...
24/02/2026

Who’s joining us for 2-fer Tuesday? 😍

2-4-1 on Brixton Pints, Laine Pints, Cocktails, House Wine and even Chicken Parmigiana from 🤤

🍗 SUNDAY ROASTS ARE BACK! 🥩🥦 Roasts are officially live at The Thieves with serving up an incredible offering each week...
22/02/2026

🍗 SUNDAY ROASTS ARE BACK! 🥩

🥦 Roasts are officially live at The Thieves with serving up an incredible offering each week alongside their award winning burgers!

🎹 Join us today for Six Nations Rugby, great food and on the keys singing all your favourite divas from 3pm!
Walk ins welcome or call us to book. 🏉

17/02/2026

The inimitable Paul Sinha will be taking the stage at The Thieves alongside Naomi Cooper and Will Owen 🤩

Hosted by Ben Van Der Velde 🥳

Tickets now on sale via the link in bio 🎟️

🧠BIG FAT QUIZ TOMORROW!🫦🍻 Join us tomorrow as we launch our weekly with quiz master extraordinaire Jamie!📝 There’ll be ...
17/02/2026

🧠BIG FAT QUIZ TOMORROW!🫦

🍻 Join us tomorrow as we launch our weekly with quiz master extraordinaire Jamie!

📝 There’ll be brain busters, impressive general knowledge & creative challenges to battle it out for a £50 bar tab then a weekly raffle to Play Your Cards Right for the cash jackpot!

💸 Book a table now to enter or drop in before 8pm!

What’s happening at The Thieves? 🤔There is always something going on 😍 whether it’s our arcade, tasty offers, live music...
16/02/2026

What’s happening at The Thieves? 🤔

There is always something going on 😍 whether it’s our arcade, tasty offers, live music or energetic DJs spinning the best tracks 🪩

Join us this week for at our Battersea playhouse and pub 🎯

Address

51 Lavender Gardens
London
SW111JW

Opening Hours

Monday 4pm - 11pm
Tuesday 4pm - 11pm
Wednesday 12pm - 12am
Thursday 12pm - 12am
Friday 12pm - 2am
Saturday 12pm - 2am
Sunday 12pm - 10pm

Telephone

0207 223 6927

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