The Portland Arms

08/06/2026

DON’T FORGET GUYS! 🔥

It’s The Big Fat Quiz Tonight and we’re ready for another cracking evening! 🧠🍻

⏰ Starts at 8:00 PM sharp
📞 Booking is recommended
🎁 And who knows... we may even have a little surprise waiting for you!

Gather your team, bring your thinking caps, and join us for a fun-filled night of laughs, great company, and friendly competition.

See you later! 🍺✨

06/06/2026

The countdown to the World Cup continues. 🏆⚽️

England v New Zealand on the screens tonight, with Tuchel's side back in action and looking to build momentum ahead of the tournament.

A friendly on paper, but one plenty of England fans will be keeping an eye on.

Live at The Portland Arms. 🍺⚽️

04/06/2026

🔴🔵 Crystal Palace Prints now available to order!!
£20 per print
Message us or visit us in house to place your order!

02/06/2026

🍸✨ TARQUIN'S GIN SPECIAL OFFER ✨🍸

Handcrafted on the rugged North Cornwall coast, Tarquin's Gin was created by Tarquin Leadbetter, who started distilling in a tiny shed with a passion for producing exceptional small-batch gin. Today, every bottle is still distilled, filled, labelled and wax-sealed by hand in Cornwall, capturing the spirit of the Cornish coast in every sip.

Enjoy this award-winning Cornish gin at a special price:

💙 Single Gin – £3.50
💙 Double Gin – £5.50

Mixer not included.

Choose from:
🌿 Cornish Dry Gin
🍓 Rhubarb & Raspberry Gin
🍊 Blood Orange Gin

Whether you prefer the classic juniper-led Cornish Dry, the fruity Rhubarb & Raspberry, or the zesty Blood Orange, there's a perfect serve waiting for you.

⏳ Available while stocks last!

📍 Pop in and try one today.

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01/06/2026

Please join us welcoming our new Supervisor Jade or Flossy!!

Yes she is a Liverpool fan but we can forgive her can’t we 😋

You will be seeing this face a lot more around The Portland Arms, next time you’re in have a chat, she’s really friendly!!

01/06/2026

🎉 8 Years!!! 🎉
Today marks 8 years since our Kate took over The Portland Arms,and I am sure you can all agree that she is amazing and we love her!

If you’re around today pop in for a little celebration high five!!

01/06/2026

Football may be taking a break ahead of the World Cup, but don't forget we've still got our quiz night tonight! ⚽🧠

Starts at 8:00 PM sharp, so be sure to book your table in advance.

And with any luck, we won't need the umbrellas! ☔🤞

We can't wait to see you there!

30/05/2026

30/05/2026

Champions League Final under the lights. 🏆⚽️

PSG v Arsenal — reigning European champions against the new Premier League champions.

Not a bad way to spend a Saturday night.

Big screens, big game, and football watched properly at The Portland Arms. 🍺⚽️

28/05/2026

27/05/2026

Love from the Germany Crystal Palace family to everyone there ❤️ Wishing you all a fabulous time and unforgettable memories together! 🦅💙❤️

27/05/2026

European final night at the pub. 🦅🏆⚽️

Crystal Palace v Rayo Vallecano in the Conference League Final.

These nights don’t come around often.
One game from a European trophy.

Big screens, proper Palace crowd, and the place to watch it at The Portland Arms. 🍺⚽️

27/05/2026

IT’S FINAL TIME!!! ⚽🔥🏆

The excitement is building here as we get ready for the UEFA Conference Final, while our amazing Jake is lucky enough to be soaking up the atmosphere LIVE from the stadium! 🙌🏟️

To everyone travelling over — sing loud, enjoy every second, make memories, and most importantly stay safe on your journeys home, whether that’s tomorrow or later this weekend ✈️🖤

COME ON BOYS… this is your moment! 💪 Bring it home, make us proud, and let’s make tonight unforgettable!! 🔥⚽🏆

Happy, safe, and sporty vibes all round! 🎉

25/05/2026

🎉 BANK HOLIDAY QUIZ NIGHT 🎉

Just because it’s Bank Holiday doesn’t mean you get to avoid us… 😏

🕗 Don’t forget — tonight at 8:00 PM!
Grab your team, bring your best trivia skills, and come on down for a great night of laughs, drinks, and questionable answers 🍻🧠

We can’t wait to see you! 🙌

24/05/2026

Bank Holiday sunshine and final day football. ☀️🦅⚽️

We’ll be showing Crystal Palace v Arsenal this afternoon, with Arsenal arriving as champions and Palace looking to finish the season strong.

We’ll also have Spurs v Everton on — with Spurs still not fully clear of trouble heading into the final day.

Cold drinks, big screens, and a pretty good way to spend a Bank Holiday afternoon at The Portland Arms. 🍺⚽️

20/05/2026

European final tonight! 🏆⚽️

Freiburg v Aston Villa with the Europa League up for grabs.

One game to decide it.

Live on the big screens at The Portland Arms. 🍺⚽️

20/05/2026

🍔🐝 TWO FOR ONE BURGERS TODAY! 🐝🍔

Buzz on down and treat yourself — today only, it’s 2 FOR 1 on all burgers! Bring a friend, bring your appetite, and let’s make today delicious. 😋

And did you know… today is World Bee Day? 🌼
Chef discovered a random bee fact this morning:

🐝 Bees communicate through dancing — literally. The “waggle dance” tells other bees where to find the best flowers!

So come get the buzz going with us today. We can’t wait to see you! 🍔✨

17/05/2026

And we're straight back into Premier League action. 🦅⚽️

Sunday: Brentford v Crystal Palace.
Another chance to pick something up on the road.

Elsewhere, Man United v Forest and Newcastle v West Ham round out Sunday.

Monday sees Arsenal v Burnley, before Tuesday brings Bournemouth v Man City and Chelsea v Spurs.

Big screens, proper Palace crowd, and back to league football at The Portland Arms. 🍺⚽️

16/05/2026

Cup final at Wembley. 🏆⚽️

Chelsea v Man City with the FA Cup up for grabs.

City chasing a second trophy this season, while Chelsea come into it under an interim manager and looking to turn around a difficult run.

One game to decide it.

Live on the big screens at The Portland Arms. 🍺⚽️

15/05/2026

🌦️ The weather may be up and down today, but your plans don’t have to be! 🍾

After 5PM today, grab a bottle of Prosecco for just £22 🥂✨

Round up your friends and come on down for the perfect evening sip!



Make it a bit more excitable and sparkly

🌦️✨ The weather might be all over the place today… BUT the vibes are about to sparkle! 🍾🥂

From 5PM TODAY you can grab a bottle of Prosecco for just £22 😍✨

Fizz, friends, and Friday feels? Say less 💃🍾
Come down, raise a glass, and let’s make tonight sparkle! ✨🥂

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14/05/2026

It is with the heaviest of hearts that we announce that our beloved Oscar the pug has sadly gone to heaven at the grand old age of 17½ years old.

Oscar was more than just a dog — he was family, a loyal companion, a gentle soul, and a friend to so many who had the pleasure of knowing him. His little face, loving nature, and endless devotion brought comfort, laughter, and unconditional love every single day. The house feels far quieter without the sound of his paws and his wonderful presence.

We here are all absolutely devastated at the loss of our precious boy, especially his human mummy, Kate, who loved him beyond words. She kindly asks if people could please give her a little bit of space over the next couple of days as she comes to terms with losing her best friend.

Run free over Rainbow Bridge, sweet Oscar. Thank you for 17½ beautiful years of love, cuddles, and unforgettable memories. You will always be loved, forever missed, and never forgotten.

With all our hugs and kisses,

Oscar’s human mummy, Kate x