The Coulsdon Club

The Coulsdon Club A warm friendly, safe and welcoming environment for all to enjoy. A place where everyone can come together to create a brighter future. (BIT25)

🎤🤣🔥 COULSDON CLUB COMEDY NIGHT 🔥🤣🎤Coulsdon Club is gearing up for another big, brilliant night of live comedy 🤩 — and it...
14/09/2026

🎤🤣🔥 COULSDON CLUB COMEDY NIGHT 🔥🤣🎤
Coulsdon Club is gearing up for another big, brilliant night of live comedy 🤩 — and it’s happening THIS THURSDAY, so don’t hang about!
Be the legend who books right now.
Be the hero who gets the gang together.
Be the genius who doesn’t leave it too late.
https://www.houseofstandup.co.uk/coulsdon/
🎫🔥 GET YOUR TICKETS NOW — BEFORE THURSDAY DROP‑KICKS YOU IN THE FACE. 🔥🎫

Whether you’re a regular 🙌 or joining us for the first time 👋, expect a warm welcome 🤗, a great crowd 👥, and a show that delivers from start to finish 🎬.
Join us for an evening packed with top‑class laughs 😂, sharp wit 😏, and that classic Coulsdon atmosphere 🍻
https://www.houseofstandup.co.uk/coulsdon/

📅 THIS THURSDAY — 17th September
🕣 Show starts: 19:45
🕕 Doors open: 17:45

Great drinks 🍺, great company 👫, great comedy 🎭 —
and it’s THIS THURSDAY, so don’t leave it too late.
https://www.houseofstandup.co.uk/coulsdon/
🎟️ Get those tickets NOW before they’re gone! 🎫🔥

Tomorrow at The Tuesday Night Music Club is, of course, Jimmy Regal & The Royals with The Royal Horns. But what's next ...
14/09/2026

Tomorrow at The Tuesday Night Music Club is, of course, Jimmy Regal & The Royals with The Royal Horns. But what's next week, and the week after and the week after that and... Here you go - every Tuesday is incredibly special and every one of these shows demands your presence. So, what should you do? Get your tickets now, while you can, and feel that happy anticipation of all those great nights out to come! Tuesdays really are the best night of the week!

🎤🤣✨ COULSDON CLUB COMEDY NIGHT — THURSDAY 17TH SEPTEMBER ✨🤣🎤Get yourself ready for a big, brilliant night of live comedy...
07/09/2026

🎤🤣✨ COULSDON CLUB COMEDY NIGHT — THURSDAY 17TH SEPTEMBER ✨🤣🎤
Get yourself ready for a big, brilliant night of live comedy 🤩 as Coulsdon Club once again opens its doors 🚪 for an evening packed with top‑class laughs 😂, sharp wit 😏, and that unmistakable Coulsdon atmosphere 🍻.
https://www.houseofstandup.co.uk/coulsdon/

Our headliner this month is the outstanding Sean Meo 🎯 — a seasoned pro with razor‑smart material 🔪, impeccable timing ⏱️, and a reputation for delivering the kind of set people talk about long after the night is over 💬. He’s joined by a strong lineup of supporting acts 💥, each bringing their own style, energy ⚡, and plenty of laughs 😆.

Whether you’re a regular at our comedy nights 🙌 or joining us for the first time 👋, you can expect a warm welcome 🤗, a great crowd 👥, and a show that delivers from start to finish 🎬.

📅 Thursday 17th September
🕣 Show starts: 19:45
🕕 Doors open: 17:45
https://www.houseofstandup.co.uk/coulsdon/

Great drinks 🍺, great company 👫, great comedy 🎭.
A proper night out — right here at your local club ❤️.

🎟️ Tickets available now — grab yours before they’re gone! 🎫🔥

🎤🍂 COULSDON CLUB COMEDY NIGHT — SEPT 17TH 🍂🎤Fact: Christmas is 17 weeks away.Fact: Coulsdon Comedy is 17 days away.https...
31/08/2026

🎤🍂 COULSDON CLUB COMEDY NIGHT — SEPT 17TH 🍂🎤
Fact: Christmas is 17 weeks away.
Fact: Coulsdon Comedy is 17 days away.
https://www.houseofstandup.co.uk/coulsdon/
One of those facts is shocking.
The other is a cracking night of brilliant comedy.

🎟️ Get your tickets now — early bird price ends soon.
Seventeen days. That’s your countdown to a top‑class autumn night out.
https://www.houseofstandup.co.uk/coulsdon/
🌟 Sean Meo Headlining
Sharp, slick, and guaranteed to reset your mood.

💥 Super‑Strong Support Acts
Big laughs. Tight sets. Zero faff.

📅 Thu 17 Sept
🕣 Show 19:45
🕕 Doors 17:45

27/08/2026

😂 AUTUMN COMEDY IS HERE! 🍂
Comedy legends. TV favourites. Established stars. Brilliant rising talent.

🎤 TOP-CLASS LIVE COMEDY
📍 8 GREAT VENUES
🤣 ONE HUGE AUTUMN SEASON

Caterham • Colchester • Coulsdon • Bexley Park–Dartford • Faversham • Leatherhead • Oxted • Worcester Park
🎟️ TICKETS ON SALE NOW

💷 Early Birds & Group Savers on selected shows
⭐ Check out our No Booking Fee option

👉 BOOK YOUR NIGHT OF LAUGHTER
https://www.houseofstandup.co.uk

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27/08/2026

😂 COULSDON COMEDY IS BACK IN SEPTEMBER – AND WE'VE GOT A CRACKER OF A LINE-UP! 😂🎤

House of Stand Up presents an unforgettable night of live comedy at Coulsdon on Thursday 17th September featuring the brilliant Sean Meo!

🏆 Sean Meo is one of the UK's most respected stand-ups, a former Time Out Comedian of the Year and a Comedy Store favourite. With razor-sharp observations, effortless delivery and decades at the top of the comedy circuit, Sean is guaranteed to leave you in stitches.

Joining Sean are four outstanding comedy talents:
🎙️ Tom Hutchinson (MC) – A fast-rising act making waves on the UK comedy scene, with recent success in major new act competitions and a natural flair for keeping audiences laughing all night.
🤣 Ben Kochan – Clever, engaging and packed with hilarious observations, Ben has become a firm favourite with comedy audiences across the country.
😆 John Gadsden – A seasoned comedian with a wonderfully dry wit and a knack for finding laughs in everyday life.
⭐ Kyra C – Charismatic, energetic and effortlessly funny, Kyra brings fresh, relatable comedy that audiences love.

🎟️ EARLY BIRD TICKETS END SOON!
Don't hang about – they're limited and once they're gone, they're gone!
👉 Tickets:https://www.houseofstandup.co.uk/coulsdon

💷 Check out our popular 'No Booking Fee' ticket option and save even more!
Gather your friends, grab your tickets and get ready for a fantastic night of top-class live comedy right on your doorstep.

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🎤🍂🤣 COULSDON CLUB COMEDY NIGHT — SEPT 17TH 🍂🤣🎤September’s almost here — the month we all pretend to get organised and ab...
26/08/2026

🎤🍂🤣 COULSDON CLUB COMEDY NIGHT — SEPT 17TH 🍂🤣🎤
September’s almost here — the month we all pretend to get organised and absolutely don’t.

🌟 Sean Meo Headlining
Sharp. Slick. Funny enough to make you forget it’s basically autumn already.
https://www.houseofstandup.co.uk/coulsdon/
💥 Super‑Strong Support Acts
No filler. No faff. Just proper comics bringing proper laughs.
(EARLY BIRD PRICES END SOON)
📅 Thu 17 Sept
🕣 Show 19:45
🕕 Doors 17:45
🍻 Drinks, warmth, and zero September productivity required
https://www.houseofstandup.co.uk/coulsdon/
Grab your seats, bring your mates, and let Coulsdon do what it does best — laugh loudly and ignore responsibilities.

🌟🎤 COULSDON CLUB COMEDY — IT'S TONIGHT✈️ England are already thinking of heading home after yesterday… So book your tick...
16/07/2026

🌟🎤 COULSDON CLUB COMEDY — IT'S TONIGHT

✈️ England are already thinking of heading home after yesterday… So book your tickets now for the guaranteed laughter flight before departure closes 😂
https://www.houseofstandup.co.uk/coulsdon/

🎤🤣 Coulsdon Club Comedy Night — TOMORROW 🤣🎤After all the World Cup tension — the nail‑biting, the edge‑of‑the‑sofa momen...
15/07/2026

🎤🤣 Coulsdon Club Comedy Night — TOMORROW 🤣🎤

After all the World Cup tension — the nail‑biting, the edge‑of‑the‑sofa moments, the “don’t talk to me during penalties” energy ⚽🔥 —
https://www.houseofstandup.co.uk/coulsdon/

Tomorrow is your chance to switch off, unwind, and laugh your head off 😆🎭
THURSDAY — 16th July
🕣 Show: 19:45
🕕 Doors: 17:45
🍻 Cold drinks • Big laughs 🎤✨

🎟️ Grab your tickets.
https://www.houseofstandup.co.uk/coulsdon/
Relax. Recharge and GOOD LUCK ENGLAND 🏆

🎤🤣✨ COULSDON CLUB COMEDY NIGHT ✨🤣🎤This Thursday isn’t your average Thursday.It’s the kind of Thursday that taps you on t...
13/07/2026

🎤🤣✨ COULSDON CLUB COMEDY NIGHT ✨🤣🎤
This Thursday isn’t your average Thursday.
It’s the kind of Thursday that taps you on the shoulder and says:
“Oi. Don’t be boring. Get your tickets.” 😆🎭
https://www.houseofstandup.co.uk/coulsdon/

😄🎤✨Save yourself.
🤣🎭Choose joy.
🤣🎭Choose laughter.
Choose not being the person who says “I wish I’d gone” for the next three weeks 😂✨
https://www.facebook.com/thecomradescoulsdon/
🌟🎤 HEADLINER: ADAM BLOOM
A rapid‑fire, razor‑sharp, comedy powerhouse.
The kind of act who makes you laugh so hard you forget what day it is 🤣🎭

🎙️🔥Plus top supporting acts bringing big‑room energy straight into Coulsdon 🎭🌟

📅 THIS THURSDAY — 16th July😄🎤✨
🕣 Show: 19:45
🕕 Doors: 17:45
🍻 Cold drinks • Big laughs • Proper night out
https://www.facebook.com/thecomradescoulsdon/
🎟️ Get your tickets. Don’t miss the good stuff.
Coulsdon Club — where Thursdays become stories 🤣🙌✨

Address

194 Brighton Road
Coulsdon
CR52NF

Opening Hours

Tuesday 4pm - 11:30pm
Wednesday 4pm - 11:30pm
Thursday 4pm - 11:30pm
Friday 12pm - 11:30pm
Saturday 12pm - 12:30am
Sunday 12:30pm - 10:30pm

Telephone

+442087039557

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