08/03/2026
Our view of the March Agenda
Residents of Loddon will be pleased to know that the Town Council is once again preparing for another action-packed evening of municipal productivity.
The latest agenda runs to several pages and promises the usual mixture of reports, updates on previous reports, and discussions about matters that may one day lead to further reports.
Local government at its finest.
Order! Order! (But donât record itâŚ)
Proceedings will begin with the customary reminder about meeting etiquette and whether anyone wishes to record the meeting.
This is, of course, a sensitive topic.
Some residents may recall that last year the council threatened to halt proceedings entirely when a member of the public attempted to legally record and livestream a meeting, and would not continue until the individual left the room â despite the meeting being open to the public.
Still, one assumes the council has now fully embraced the spirit of transparency.
Or at least the concept of politely reminding people not to test it too much.
The Great Report Industry
The agenda features an impressive array of documentation including:
⢠Chairmanâs Report
⢠Clerkâs Report
⢠Administration Officerâs Report
⢠Parish Wardenâs Report
⢠Biodiversity Wardenâs Report
⢠Finance Report
Plus various updates, working parties and committee matters.
One might be forgiven for thinking that Loddon Town Council has accidentally become a small but thriving report-production factory.
Whether all these reports eventually lead to tangible results remains, as ever, a topic for future discussion.
The Staithe Toilets Chronicles
The Chairmanâs report reveals that the chairman has once again been called upon to repair the door of the gents cubicle at the Staithe toilets.
Apparently this is the second time this particular issue has arisen.
At this point the council may wish to consider adding âemergency toilet maintenanceâ to the official list of civic duties.
Vandalism: The Gift That Keeps Giving
The reports also mention ongoing damage and vandalism at the Staithe toilets, including broken taps, basins and cubicle doors.
Undeterred by this steady stream of maintenance headaches, the council is still exploring the possibility of taking on full responsibility for the facility.
Which is an admirable level of optimism.
After all, if something is already frequently damaged and expensive to maintain, why not make it entirely your responsibility?
The ÂŁ25,000 Question: Traffic
Another highlight is the proposal for a traffic study, beginning with cameras monitoring George Lane and the High Street.
The first stage alone is expected to cost around ÂŁ9,000, with the full exercise potentially reaching ÂŁ20,000âÂŁ25,000.
The study is expected to reveal several groundbreaking discoveries, including:
⢠Cars exist
⢠Cars move through Loddon
⢠Sometimes there are quite a lot of them
Residents who had previously reached these conclusions for free may feel slightly vindicated.
Now You See It⌠Now You Donât
Later in the meeting councillors will decide whether to exclude the public and press from part of the proceedings.
Because nothing says âopen local governmentâ quite like important conversations taking place once the audience has been ushered out of the room.
Meanwhile⌠Another Building
No recent council agenda would be complete without another update on the councilâs interest in purchasing the former bank building on Church Plain.
Another building.
Because if thereâs one thing parish councils enjoy, itâs acquiring historic property like theyâre halfway through a game of civic Monopoly.
Questions Residents Might Be Asking
With all the reports, studies, committees, maintenance issues and property ambitions, residents might reasonably be wondering:
⢠How much is all this actually costing?
⢠What exactly are the councilâs priorities?
⢠And who is keeping track of the spending?
These are questions that tend to arise whenever public money is involved.
And in Loddon, they seem to be asked with increasing frequency.
Loddon Council Watch â keeping an eye on local decisions.