12/09/2026
Public Service Announcement:
A suspicious number of tiny ducks have recently taken up residence in The New Plough.
Management has neither confirmed nor denied their existence, mainly because management hasn't noticed yet.
They may be found in places frequented by seasoned drinkers, expert storytellers, and those avoiding buying the next round.
If you spot one, remember the first rule of Duck Club:
🦆 Don't tell the landlord.
Happy hunting, detectives. 🍻