19/05/2024
ANOTHER URGENT UPDATE!
We at The Slaughtered Lamb have been made aware of a complaint brought forward by a Mr Zak Daniels regarding our renaming of the Jack Daniel's Tennesse Honey Beer Garden @ The Slaughtered Lamb,formerly known as the Mack Daniel's Tennesse Honey Beer Garden @ The Slaughtered Lamb,to the Zak Daniel's Tennesse Honey Beer Garden @ The Slaughtered Lamb.
It seems Mr Zak Daniels is not willing to allow us to use his name,and has filled a 683.3 Billion Euro lawsuit against us at The Slaughtered Lamb.*
Henceforth,the Zak Daniel's Tennesse Honey Beer Garden @ The Slaughtered Lamb,formerly known as the Mack Daniel's Tennesse Honey Beer Garden @ The Slaughtered Lamb,previously known as the Jack Daniel's Tennesse Honey Beer Garden @ The Slaughtered Lamb, will be renamed The Jaques Daniel's Tennesse Honey Beer Garden @ The Slaughtered Lamb,formerly known as the Zak Daniel's Tennesse Honey Beer Garden @ The Slaughtered Lamb, previously known as the Mack Daniel's Tennesse Honey Beer Garden @ The Slaughtered Lamb,originally named the Jack Daniel's Tennesse Honey Beer Garden @ The Slaughtered Lamb.
We don't envisage any problems at all with this name,and any reference to any former names (the Jack Daniel's Tennesse Honey Beer Garden @ The Slaughtered Lamb,the Zak Daniel's Tennesse Honey Beer Garden @ The Slaughtered Lamb,the Mack Daniel's Tennesse Honey Beer Garden @ The Slaughtered Lamb) will result in an instant arrest,punishable with up to 35 years in a U.S Supermax jail and an unlimited fine.
We look forward to your continued custom as always,regards from the Jaques Daniel's Tennesse Honey Beer Garden @ The Slaughtered Lamb,formerly known as the Zak Daniel's Tennesse Honey Beer Garden @ The Slaughtered Lamb,previously known as the Mack Daniel's Tennesse Honey Beer Garden @ The Slaughtered Lamb,and originally named the Jack Daniel's Tennesse Honey Beer Garden @ The Slaughtered Lamb.
Thankyou.
* Beer will increase by 3p per pint to cover the €683.3 Billion fine.