The Slaughtered Lamb

29/07/2025

Only 3 more sleeps until the biggest event Great Britain has seen since the end of World War 2!
A VERY limited number of tickets are available to buy now on Ticketbastard for the incredible value price of only £1,885 + vat!

Don't delay folks, this fu***ng WILL sell out!

28/07/2025

Join Charlie, Tom and Madge this weekend for the Slaughtered Lamb Annual Gathering (S.L.A.G.)

MORE SPECIAL GUESTS ANNOUNCED SHORTLY!

01/07/2025

After receiving a 2 figure funding from the North Korean National Lottery, we're pleased to announce much needed renovations have commenced at The Slaughtered Lamb!

Cheers Kim, yer fat f**k! 🇰🇷

07/05/2025

Grab yourself an official Slaughtered Lamb Lego set today!
Available online and in our on site *gift shop for the amazing price of only £249.99!

*gift shop doesn't actually exist.

02/05/2025

T.S.L is officially open for the Spring/Summer season.
We now have a license for slay wedding ceremonies and can cater for up to 350 guests.
Please drop a message for more deets.
👰🤵

20/05/2024

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!!

After multiple lawsuits,The Slaughtered Lamb beer garden has been forced to take drastic action.

We have totally re-branded the whole business,and put the old Slaughtered Lamb into liquidation.
Henceforth,a new venture,The Slaughtered Lamb Irish Pub has been launched,and we are excited to unveil our NEW beer garden!

In keeping with our historic,traditional Irish Celtic roots,we are pleased to welcome you to The Paddy McGuinnes Celtic Beer Garden @ The Slaughtered Lamb!

Our solicitors have assured us we will not be faced with any legal challenges from anyone who happens to have the same name.

Thankyou! 🇮🇹

19/05/2024

ANOTHER URGENT UPDATE!

We at The Slaughtered Lamb have been made aware of a complaint brought forward by a Mr Zak Daniels regarding our renaming of the Jack Daniel's Tennesse Honey Beer Garden @ The Slaughtered Lamb,formerly known as the Mack Daniel's Tennesse Honey Beer Garden @ The Slaughtered Lamb,to the Zak Daniel's Tennesse Honey Beer Garden @ The Slaughtered Lamb.

It seems Mr Zak Daniels is not willing to allow us to use his name,and has filled a 683.3 Billion Euro lawsuit against us at The Slaughtered Lamb.*

Henceforth,the Zak Daniel's Tennesse Honey Beer Garden @ The Slaughtered Lamb,formerly known as the Mack Daniel's Tennesse Honey Beer Garden @ The Slaughtered Lamb,previously known as the Jack Daniel's Tennesse Honey Beer Garden @ The Slaughtered Lamb, will be renamed The Jaques Daniel's Tennesse Honey Beer Garden @ The Slaughtered Lamb,formerly known as the Zak Daniel's Tennesse Honey Beer Garden @ The Slaughtered Lamb, previously known as the Mack Daniel's Tennesse Honey Beer Garden @ The Slaughtered Lamb,originally named the Jack Daniel's Tennesse Honey Beer Garden @ The Slaughtered Lamb.

We don't envisage any problems at all with this name,and any reference to any former names (the Jack Daniel's Tennesse Honey Beer Garden @ The Slaughtered Lamb,the Zak Daniel's Tennesse Honey Beer Garden @ The Slaughtered Lamb,the Mack Daniel's Tennesse Honey Beer Garden @ The Slaughtered Lamb) will result in an instant arrest,punishable with up to 35 years in a U.S Supermax jail and an unlimited fine.

We look forward to your continued custom as always,regards from the Jaques Daniel's Tennesse Honey Beer Garden @ The Slaughtered Lamb,formerly known as the Zak Daniel's Tennesse Honey Beer Garden @ The Slaughtered Lamb,previously known as the Mack Daniel's Tennesse Honey Beer Garden @ The Slaughtered Lamb,and originally named the Jack Daniel's Tennesse Honey Beer Garden @ The Slaughtered Lamb.

Thankyou.

* Beer will increase by 3p per pint to cover the €683.3 Billion fine.

17/05/2024

UPDATE!

We at The Slaughtered Lamb have been informed by our legal team that a complaint has been made by a Mr Mack Daniels regarding the name of our Mack Daniel's Tennesse Honey Beer Garden @ The Slaughtered Lamb,formerly known as the Jack Daniel's Tennesse Honey Beer Garden @ The Slaughtered Lamb.

Henceforth,the Mack Daniel's Tennesse Honey Beer Garden @ The Slaughtered Lamb,formerly known as the Jack Daniel's Tennesse Honey Beer Garden @ The Slaughtered Lamb will be renamed The Zak Daniel's Tennesse Honey Beer Garden @ The Slaughtered Lamb,formerly known as the Mack Daniel's Tennesse Honey Beer Garden @ The Slaughtered Lamb and previous to that,the Jack Daniel's Tennesse Honey Beer Garden @ The Slaughtered Lamb.

We hope this clears up any misunderstanding,and look forward to welcoming customers old and new to the Zak Daniel's Tennesse Honey Beer Garden @ The Slaughtered Lamb,formerly known as the Mack Daniels Tennesse Honey Beer Garden @ The Slaughtered Lamb,and previous to that the Jack Daniel's Tennesse Honey Beer Garden @ The Slaughtered Lamb.

Thankyou.

17/05/2024

UPDATE!

Due to a complaint by Jack Daniel's Ltd,(and losing a $5.6bn U.S. court case),The Jack Daniel's Tennesse Honey Beer Garden @ The Slaughtered Lamb will now be officially renamed The Mack Daniel's Tennesse Honey Beer Garden @ The Slaughtered Lamb.

Please DO NOT referer to The Mack Daniel's Tennesse Honey Beer Garden @ The Slaughtered Lamb as The Jack Daniel's Tennesse Honey Beer Garden @ The Slaughtered Lamb as this will result in the instant closure of the historic venue.

We hope this clears up any confusion,and once again appreciate your continued custom at The Mack Daniel's Tennesse Honey Beer Garden @ The Slaughtered Lamb (formally know as The Jack Daniel's Tennesse Honey Beer Garden @ The Slaughtered Lamb).

Thankyou.

13/05/2024