05/04/2026
Storm Rodney (only fools and horses reference) couldn't stop the annual Easter egg roll. The pitch was waterlogged, Archie stood in for Scottie as lollipop man and got an ASBO from at least one driver. The chicken excretions were launched. Many were met with obstacles, drains and potholes. 3 boiled soldiers were chosen and winners were declared. The egg on the far side had a bigger Resurrection than Easter Jesus. Till next time. Happy Easter everyone.