No Monkey Business Keswick

No Monkey Business Keswick Relax, reconnect,

Cutting out isn’t missing out

Serving adaptogenic drinks, alcohol-free cocktails, and fresh, flavour-packed food — all in a cosy, modern space designed for good vibes only.

Thanks to for sharing a pic of his well deserved ‘post Ultra scran’ and letting us know it was ‘lovely’ 😋 🥓 🍳 ☕️ You do...
08/09/2026

Thanks to for sharing a pic of his well deserved ‘post Ultra scran’ and letting us know it was ‘lovely’ 😋 🥓 🍳 ☕️

You don’t have to take part in any extreme exercise to enjoy one of our breakfasts, you can just roll out of bed and rock up… no judgement here 😉

Open from 9am every morning - dogs 🐶, extreme athletes 🏃‍♂️ and couch potatoes 🛋️ all welcome!

These Monday mornings come around quickly don’t they? 😁A spot of al fresco breakfast is the perfect way to start your we...
07/09/2026

These Monday mornings come around quickly don’t they? 😁
A spot of al fresco breakfast is the perfect way to start your week! 👌

Served every morning from 9am - accompanied by the best coffee in Keswick!☕🥐 🥓 🍳 🥑

We’re dog friendly too so bring your furry friends with you! 🐾

Here’s to an amazing week! 🙌

A match made in heaven… our DELICIOUS Full English and a prime viewing window seat to watch the world go by 🥓 🍳 ☕️ Sound...
06/09/2026

A match made in heaven… our DELICIOUS Full English and a prime viewing window seat to watch the world go by 🥓 🍳 ☕️

Sounds like the perfect Sunday, right? 🙌

Come join us! The coffee is hot and your table is waiting 💕

📸 Louise Livesey

05/09/2026

A super sunny Saturday calls for a cheeky alfresco cocktail or two! 🍹🍸

And the really great thing about drinking alcohol free cocktails… no hangover in the morning! 🤩
You can be up and out on the fells 🥾🥾, paddling on the lake 🛶 or heading out for a run 🏃‍♀️ before breakfast!

Or have a lie in and come join us for a delicious full English, no judgement here! 😉 🥓 🍳 ☕️

It might be grey and drizzly outside, but there’s always a little sunshine waiting for you here! 🌧️🥑☕Come escape the rai...
04/09/2026

It might be grey and drizzly outside, but there’s always a little sunshine waiting for you here! 🌧️🥑☕

Come escape the rain and enjoy some tasty food, refreshing drinks and a relaxing lunch while you watch the world go by. 👌✨

And if you’re yet to try our ‘Avo on Toast’, you really should… it’s got the seal of approval from John! 🥑🤩

Here’s what he had to say:

“Nice find in Keswick, the coffee was superb, we had a light snack... The bacon sandwich was spot on and the avocado on toast was exceptional. Staff really nice too. Would certainly go back next time in Keswick.”

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the umbrella ☂️ at the door, come in from the rain and treat yourself! ☕🥑✨

Looking for the ultimate comfort brunch? Say hello to our Breakfast Stack! 😍Golden crumpets layered with smoky bacon, 🥓 ...
03/09/2026

Looking for the ultimate comfort brunch? Say hello to our Breakfast Stack! 😍

Golden crumpets layered with smoky bacon, 🥓 Cumberland curl sausage, melted American cheese, 🧀 Virgin Mary sauce, and a perfectly poached egg 🍳 on top.
Tall, indulgent, and worth every bite. 👌 ✨

Who’s drooling? 🤤

Thanks to paige milly⭐️ for sharing this tempting pic of her brunch and letting us know that the Chicken Caesar Flatbrea...
02/09/2026

Thanks to paige milly⭐️ for sharing this tempting pic of her brunch and letting us know that the Chicken Caesar Flatbread is 🔥 🔥 🔥

Crispy flatbread loaded with tender chicken breast, crisp lettuce, Parmesan shavings, and our creamy Caesar dressing. Fresh, indulgent, and perfect for sharing (or not). 😋👌

Have you tried it yet?

It’s official… cosy season is here! 🍁 🍂 Grab a window seat, slow down, and indulge in a little cup of chocolate heaven w...
01/09/2026

It’s official… cosy season is here! 🍁 🍂

Grab a window seat, slow down, and indulge in a little cup of chocolate heaven while you enjoy some prime people-watching. ✨

Now that sounds like heaven to us! 🥰

We’re open from 9am, see you soon! 💕

It’s the last bank holiday until Christmas… make the most of it! ✨ We can’t think of a better start to the day than our ...
31/08/2026

It’s the last bank holiday until Christmas… make the most of it! ✨

We can’t think of a better start to the day than our DELICIOUS French toast with Nutella and strawberries 🍫 🍓

We’re open for brunch right NOW, the coffee’s hot ☕️ and your table is waiting… 💕

📸 Louise Livesey

Our trusty rain shelter wasn’t needed until the very end of the day yesterday… will today be the same? It’s keeping the ...
30/08/2026

Our trusty rain shelter wasn’t needed until the very end of the day yesterday… will today be the same? It’s keeping the sun off at the moment! 😎☀️

Come join us! We’re open all day for food and drinks, no reservations required. 🥙🍹

Address

43 Main Street
Keswick
CA125DS

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 5pm
Tuesday 9am - 5pm
Wednesday 9am - 5pm
Thursday 9am - 9pm
Friday 9am - 9pm
Saturday 9am - 9pm
Sunday 9am - 5pm

Telephone

+441768780844

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