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Monday 9am - 5pm Tuesday 9am - 5pm Wednesday 9am - 5pm Thursday 9am - 5pm Friday 9am - 5pm Saturday 9am - 5pm Sunday 9am - 5pm

No Monkey Business Keswick

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No Monkey Business Keswick

Relax, reconnect,

Cutting out isn’t missing out

Serving adaptogenic drinks, alcohol-free cocktails, and fresh, flavour-packed food — all in a cosy, modern space designed for good vibes only.

10/06/2026

A wet Wednesday calls for some serious comfort food… 🌧️ 😋

Feast your eyes 👀 on our Breakfast Stack - the ultimate comfort brunch. 👌

Golden crumpets layered with smoky bacon, 🥓 Cumberland curl sausage, melted American cheese, 🧀 Virgin Mary sauce, and a perfectly poached egg 🍳 on top.
Tall, indulgent, and worth every bite. 👌 ✨

The perfect excuse to slow down, relax a while, and satisfy those hunger cravings!

Tag your brunch date!👇

09/06/2026

We can’t keep up with this weather… one minute the sun’s shining 😎 and the next minute it’s raining! 🌧️ Keep your eyes peeled for a rainbow 🌈 - or even better, come and enjoy one from our lunch menu!

✨ Meet our Buddha Bowl ✨
Fluffy couscous topped with roasted butternut squash, red peppers, cherry tomatoes, carrot ribbons, creamy avocado, vegan feta, and our house-pickled red onions, all finished with a drizzle of golden turmeric tahini dressing. 😋👌

Fresh, colourful, nourishing and packed with feel-good flavours! 🤩

Fancy adding a little extra protein? Add a chicken skewer for just £4.00 🍗

Who’s tempted? 🌈🥗

08/06/2026

🌟 We’re hiring! 🌟
We’re getting ready for a busy Summer season and looking for Front of House superstars to join our friendly, hard-working team.

What you’ll be doing:
👉Welcoming customers with a genuine smile
👉Taking food and drink orders
👉Serving food, coffee and alcohol-free drinks
👉Chatting with customers and building rapport
👉Making recommendations from our menu
👉Clearing and resetting tables
👉Keeping the venue clean, organised and inviting
👉Supporting your teammates during busy periods
👉Helping create a positive atmosphere throughout the venue
👉Making sure every customer leaves having had a great experience

What we can offer:
👉Competitive hourly pay
👉Flexible evening and weekend hours
👉Staff discounts
👉A supportive and friendly team
👉Full training and development
👉The opportunity to work in a unique and growing business
👉A workplace where your personality is valued

You’ll probably be a great fit if you:
⭐️ Enjoy talking to people
⭐️ Have a positive attitude
⭐️ Are reliable and punctual
⭐️ Take pride in your work
⭐️ Stay calm when things get busy
⭐️ Enjoy working as part of a team
⭐️ Are available to work evenings and weekends

How to apply:
Send a copy of your CV and a covering letter to
📞 017687 85666
or call in to see us, we’d love to meet you! 🥰

Oh and if you can help spread the word that would be amazing! 🙌

07/06/2026

Had one too many at the Keswick Beer Festival yesterday? 🍺
Our Full English will sort you right out! 🥓 🍳☕️

Thick-cut smoked bacon, Cumberland sausage, perfectly poached eggs, buttery mushrooms, blistered cherry tomatoes, crispy hash brown bites, baked beans, and golden sourdough toast. 👌

The coffee’s hot, the tables are ready, and we saved you a seat! ☕️ ✨

Breakfast served every day 9-11:30

06/06/2026

A soggy Saturday morning calls for a long, leisurely breakfast… ☕️ 🥞 🍳

What are you choosing?

🍓 French toast with Nutella and Strawberry?
🍳 Breakfast stack?
🥑 Avo on toast?
🥓 Full English?

All these and more are being served right here today, your table’s waiting! 🙌

05/06/2026

A Matcha made in heaven! 💚 🍒

The sunshine is back in Keswick! 😎☀️

And we have the best seat in town to enjoy our NEW Cherry & Vanilla Iced Matcha! 🧊✨

Sweet cherry, smooth vanilla, and refreshing matcha come together for the ultimate iced treat. 😋

Get your weekend off to the best start! 🙌

Open from 9am, walk-ins welcome 💕

04/06/2026

Our French toast with strawberry and Nutella will soon take your mind off the weather 🌧️… it’s the perfect treat to share over coffee! 🍓🍫☕️

…although we won’t judge if you decide to keep it all to yourself 😉

Be honest - could you be persuaded to share? 🥰

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03/06/2026

A big thank you to Nick for taking the time to leave us a lovely review - and for somehow managing to snap a photo before tucking into our Full English and French Toast with Strawberry & Nutella! 🍳🥓🍓

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
“Great service, outdoor table in the sun, will be back.”

We can’t promise sunshine every day here in Keswick ☀️, but we can always promise a warm welcome, delicious food, and one of the best people-watching spots in town! 👀🙌

We look forward to welcoming you back soon, Nick! 💕

📸 Nick Cooper

02/06/2026

NEW Matcha Special! 💚🍒

Meet your new summer obsession... our Cherry & Vanilla Iced Matcha! 🧊✨

Sweet cherry, smooth vanilla, and refreshing matcha come together for the ultimate iced treat. 😋

Who’s giving this one a try? Give us a wave in the comments! 👋👇

01/06/2026

All last week our trusty outdoor shelter was providing protection from the sun ☀️, and now it’s providing shelter from the rain. ☔️

Don’t worry, it’s just a blip - it’s the first day of meteorological Summer so the sun’s bound to be back soon! 😎☀️

Until then, come and stay cosy beneath the shelter or inside the cafe. 🥰
We’re open for all your breakfast, brunch and lunch needs, and everything in between! 🤩🙌

Address

43 Main Street
Keswick
CA125DS

Opening Hours

Monday	9am - 5pm
Tuesday	9am - 5pm
Wednesday	9am - 5pm
Thursday	9am - 5pm
Friday	9am - 5pm
Saturday	9am - 5pm
Sunday	9am - 5pm

Telephone

+441768780844

Website

https://nomonkeybusinessbars.co.uk/, https://app.tableo.com/r/-S9JGzm

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