Funky Monkey

03/09/2026

💳 BANK CARD FOUND

A bank card has been found at The Funky Monkey, Cross Hills, belonging to Donna..

If you’re Donna, or know Donna, please get in touch with us or pop into the pub to collect it. 😊

Please be prepared to confirm some details when collecting..

📍 The Funky Monkey
51 Main Street, Cross Hills

25/08/2026

🍻 WE’RE OPEN TODAY FROM 3PM! 🍻

Fancy a drink? We’ve got plenty to choose from at The Funky Monkey! 🐒

🍺 Carlsberg — £3.65
🍺 Cruz — £4.40
🍺 Inches — £4.40
🍺 Guinness — £5.00
🍺 Blonde Bombshell — £4.90
🍺 Lady Godiva — £5.20

Whether you fancy a crisp lager, a pint of Guinness or one of our ales, we’ve got you covered.

📍 51 Main Street, Cross Hills

⏰ Open today from 3PM

Come and see us! 🍻🐒
Funky Monkey

24/08/2026

24/08/2026

🐵 THE FUNKY MONKEY NEEDS A NEW MANAGER! 🍌

We’re looking for an experienced, hands-on manager to take the reins at The Funky Monkey in Cross Hills! 🍻

You’ll need to be confident, motivated and ready to lead a busy pub, look after the locals and keep things running smoothly.

👉 Please note: This is a lock-up site with no living accommodation.

Think you’re the right fit for the Monkey? 🐵

📩 [email protected]

22/08/2026

⚽️🍻 SATURDAY FOOTBALL IS BACK! 🍻⚽️

The World Cup feels like yesterday… and now we're straight back into Premier League action! 🔥

📺 TODAY'S FOOTBALL INCLUDES:

🔴 Manchester United
🆚 Hull City

⚪ Leeds United
🆚 Nottingham Forest

…and plenty more football throughout the day! ⚽️

So grab your mates, grab a pint and settle in for a proper Saturday of football at The Funky Monkey 🍻

Come and watch it with us! 👊⚽️

13/08/2026

🐒 GUESS WHO’S BACK… Funky Monkey is back! 🍻

We’re officially back open this Friday 14th August and we can’t wait to welcome you back through the doors!

And with the weather looking good for Friday, what better excuse for a few cold pints to kick off the weekend? ☀️🍺

Expect cold pints, good music and plenty of good times as Funky Monkey gets back to doing what we do best. 💙

Whether you’re a familiar face or you’ve never visited before, come down, grab a drink and join us for our first Friday back!

📍 Funky Monkey, 51 Main Street, Cross Hills, Keighley

See you at the bar! 🍻🐒

06/08/2026

🎟️ TICKET SALES CLOSING WEDNESDAY🎟️

We've received lots of messages asking whether there are any tickets left, so just a quick update in case you missed our recent video announcement.

📅 Online ticket sales will close at 10:00pm this Wednesday.

After that time, the ticket page will remain open so anyone still hoping to attend can join the TicketSource waiting list.

On Friday, we'll review the final numbers and decide whether we can release a very limited number of tickets. At this stage, however, we can't guarantee availability in any large numbers, so the safest option is to secure your tickets before online sales close.

We're preparing for our busiest Glistenbury yet; attendance is already up by over 60%

To help everyone arrive and enter the event as smoothly as possible, the gates will now open at 11:30am, giving everyone a little more time to get settled before the entertainment begins.

Thank you for the incredible support. We honestly can't wait to welcome you all for what promises to be another fantastic day in support of Sue Ryder, Manorlands Hospice. 💚🎶