Funky Monkey

16/10/2026

🐒 THERE’S A NEW MONKEY IN TOWN! 🍻

That's right! The Funky Monkey in Cross Hills is getting ready for a fresh start, and we've got a new face taking the reins!

We're excited for what's to come and can't wait to welcome you all back through our doors! ❤️

Keep your eyes peeled! 👀 We'll be sharing more details about our reopening very soon.

See you soon, Cross Hills! 🐒🍻

07/10/2026

🐒 COULD YOU BE OUR NEW MONKEY?
We’re looking for an amazing local manager to take on the Funky Monkey in Cross Hills!

This is a lock-up pub with a real opportunity for someone local to come in, make it their own and build something brilliant within the community. 🍻

We’re looking for someone with plenty of personality, good local knowledge and the drive to make the Monkey a proper local favourite.
Fancy a chat?

📞 Chris – 07931 435419
📞 Alister – 07770 300991

Or know someone who’d be perfect? Tag them or give this a share! 🐒

11/09/2026

⚽🍺 LIVE FOOTBALL ALL WEEKEND AT THE FUNKY MONKEY! 🍺⚽

Got plans this weekend? You do now. 👀

We’ll be showing the live televised football throughout the weekend across our 2 TVs, so grab a seat, grab a pint and settle in! 📺🍻

🔥 FRIDAY NIGHT
⚽ West Ham v Wrexham — 8pm

🔥 SUPER SATURDAY
Football from lunchtime right through to Saturday night, including:
⚽ Notts County v Bradford City — 12:30pm 🐔
⚽ Tottenham v Everton — 5:30pm
⚽ Sunderland v Arsenal — 8pm

🔥 DERBY DAY SUNDAY
More live football throughout the day, building up to the BIG one...
🔴 MAN UTD v MAN CITY — 4:30pm 🔵

💛 AND MONDAY NIGHT
⚽ LEEDS UNITED v NEWCASTLE UNITED — 8PM 💙

That should be a cracker! 👀

📺 2 TVs
⚽ Live football throughout the weekend
🍺 Carlsberg only £3.65
🐶 Dog friendly
🙌 Friendly local atmosphere

Come down, get comfortable and enjoy the football with us..

📍 The Funky Monkey
51 Main Street, Cross Hills
Football's better down the pub. 🍻⚽

03/09/2026

💳 BANK CARD FOUND

A bank card has been found at The Funky Monkey, Cross Hills, belonging to Donna..

If you’re Donna, or know Donna, please get in touch with us or pop into the pub to collect it. 😊

Please be prepared to confirm some details when collecting..

📍 The Funky Monkey
51 Main Street, Cross Hills

25/08/2026

🍻 WE’RE OPEN TODAY FROM 3PM! 🍻

Fancy a drink? We’ve got plenty to choose from at The Funky Monkey! 🐒

🍺 Carlsberg — £3.65
🍺 Cruz — £4.40
🍺 Inches — £4.40
🍺 Guinness — £5.00
🍺 Blonde Bombshell — £4.90
🍺 Lady Godiva — £5.20

Whether you fancy a crisp l***r, a pint of Guinness or one of our ales, we’ve got you covered.

📍 51 Main Street, Cross Hills

⏰ Open today from 3PM

Come and see us! 🍻🐒
Funky Monkey

24/08/2026

24/08/2026

🐵 THE FUNKY MONKEY NEEDS A NEW MANAGER! 🍌

We’re looking for an experienced, hands-on manager to take the reins at The Funky Monkey in Cross Hills! 🍻

You’ll need to be confident, motivated and ready to lead a busy pub, look after the locals and keep things running smoothly.

👉 Please note: This is a lock-up site with no living accommodation.

Think you’re the right fit for the Monkey? 🐵

📩 [email protected]

22/08/2026

⚽️🍻 SATURDAY FOOTBALL IS BACK! 🍻⚽️

The World Cup feels like yesterday… and now we're straight back into Premier League action! 🔥

📺 TODAY'S FOOTBALL INCLUDES:

🔴 Manchester United
🆚 Hull City

⚪ Leeds United
🆚 Nottingham Forest

…and plenty more football throughout the day! ⚽️

So grab your mates, grab a pint and settle in for a proper Saturday of football at The Funky Monkey 🍻

Come and watch it with us! 👊⚽️

13/08/2026

🐒 GUESS WHO’S BACK… Funky Monkey is back! 🍻

We’re officially back open this Friday 14th August and we can’t wait to welcome you back through the doors!

And with the weather looking good for Friday, what better excuse for a few cold pints to kick off the weekend? ☀️🍺

Expect cold pints, good music and plenty of good times as Funky Monkey gets back to doing what we do best. 💙

Whether you’re a familiar face or you’ve never visited before, come down, grab a drink and join us for our first Friday back!

📍 Funky Monkey, 51 Main Street, Cross Hills, Keighley

See you at the bar! 🍻🐒