31/05/2026
Commiserations to all the Arsenal supporters this morning. 😔⚽
The dream was alive, the hopes were high, and then football did what football does best... break hearts.
If you're feeling a little down today, come and drown your sorrows at the Tower Arms. We can't change the result, but we can provide cold beer, good company, and a safe space to repeatedly say, "We were the better team."
On a brighter note, things are looking up here. Oscar has now gone a full 24 hours without causing any structural damage to the hotel. No bedrooms have been flooded, the bar remains remarkably dry, no walls have mysteriously developed new features, and nobody has had to start a sentence with, "You're not going to believe what Oscar's done now..."
This is a significant achievement and one that should probably be recognised with some sort of award.
So whether you're celebrating, commiserating, or simply enjoying a sunny Sunday, pop in for a pint. Arsenal may have had a rough night, but at least Oscar's unbeaten run against the building continues. 🍻😂
