28/09/2026
⛳️ GREENKEEPERS AHEAD… BEWARE ⚠️
It’s that time again… are you ready to have your golfing skills put to the ultimate test?
Are you ready to take on the Insch Road Hole?
Are you ready to score a few 12s? 😂
Are you ready for a round where absolutely nothing is quite as it seems?
Most importantly… ARE YOU READY TO HAVE SOME FUN?
That’s right — Greenkeepers Revenge is BACK! And if last year was anything to go by, you’re in for a day of chaos, questionable shots and plenty of laughs! 😂
Some say it’s the most fun you can have on a golf course with your clothes on… others say it’s as mentally challenging as climbing Mount Everest! 🏔️
Whatever you think, one thing is certain — you won’t want to miss it!
📅 Sunday 11th October
⏰ 10:00am sh***un start
💷 £5 entry
🏌️ Open to all Insch Club Members with a Handicap Index — Ladies, Gents, Juniors & Seniors!
Your £5 entry includes:
🥓 Bacon roll + tea/coffee before you play
🏆 Entry into the prize fund
💥 4 x Longest Drive prizes
🎯 3 x Nearest the Pin prizes
🥇 1st, 2nd & 3rd prizes
🎟️ The ever-popular sweep
😂 Plus our Hard Luck Prize for the golfer with the most room for improvement before the 2027 edition!
📋 HOW TO ENTER
Book through the office before close of business Wednesday 7th October
You can request your playing partners when booking to make up a four-ball, or simply enter yourself into the draw and let fate decide who you’ll be sharing the carnage with!
The clubhouse will be open from 8:00am for bacon rolls, tea, coffee and some last-minute preparation before the madness begins.
The four-ball draw and sweep will be completed beforehand, with a LIVE draw at 9:00am to decide which holes each four-ball will start from.
Then it’s time to head to your tees for the 10:00am sh***un start! 💥
Last year’s event attracted over 60 competitors, so we’re expecting another big turnout this year!
So get your name down, grab your clubs and prepare yourself…
😈 THE GREENKEEPERS ARE WAITING
⛳️ GOOD LUCK. YOU’LL NEED IT