08/06/2026
🍕 BREAKING NEWS: Monday still awful.
Luckily, we’ve got a solution involving carbs and alcohol 👀
Grab yourself a pizza + a drink for just £10.50 every Monday at The Warehouse.
Because if you’re going to spiral into another week of emails, alarms and pretending to be productive…
you may as well do it with pizza.
No cooking. No stress. No sad beige dinners.
Just elite Monday behaviour 🍕🍺