Smugglers Den

Smugglers Den Live Music Saturdays &
Sundays
Karaoke every Friday
Open Mic Wednesdays
Beautiful Riverside Garden
Family friendly
Real Ales

Beautiful Riverside setting, Tables overlooking water, Stunning Sunsets, Live Music every Friday and Saturday nights, Open mic Jam every 1st and 3rd Thursday, All welcome plus clean and well behaved children and dogs!

04/05/2026
This week at the Smugglers Den;Wednesday - Open Mic with Andy BFriday - Karaoke with Richie TSaturday - White Onion Sund...
04/05/2026

This week at the Smugglers Den;
Wednesday - Open Mic with Andy B
Friday - Karaoke with Richie T
Saturday - White Onion
Sunday - Richie does requests

30/03/2026

🤠 Smuggs on an Easter Sunday… come and dance away all those eggs 🐣 8pm start

05/02/2026
This week at the Smugglers Den Wednesday - Jam Night with Jay n Steve Friday - karaoke with Richie TSaturday - Thames De...
02/02/2026

This week at the Smugglers Den
Wednesday - Jam Night with Jay n Steve
Friday - karaoke with Richie T
Saturday - Thames Deltas
Sunday - Chris Hutton

29/01/2026

Ok, I’m doing my best not to swear, but I am still fu***ng fuming about today’s bulls**tā€¦šŸ¤¬
(Oops, I failed! šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø)

Let’s just visualise exactly what has happened.

Because Labour are trying to spin this as a positive, which it absolutely, 100% is not. 🤄

So, imagine this…

I currently sell a delicious pint of cask ale for the fair and reasonable price of Ā£5 a pintā€¦šŸŗ

I then announce, out loud, that I will soon be helping you all out with this priceā€¦šŸŽ‰

But actually, secretly, sneakily, I’m increasing the price to Ā£10 a pint! (*Mwahahaha*) 😈

But you all notice…

And you start shouting about it…

You point out that I’m a lying scumbag who is totally incompetent and entirely unqualified to be Chancellor…I mean…Landlord šŸ‘€šŸ˜…

So I say that I’ll ummm, errr, ummm…offer additional support! Yep, additional support! 🄳

But then I ignore you for 3 weeks…

You keep asking where the promised support is, but I don’t answer you, because I’m spineless and in hiding…

Then, eventually, the big day comes…

The day you’ve all been waiting for…

I’m going to stand up and make things right, make things fair, once again…

But, instead of having the bo****ks to do it myself, I send a 12 year old lad in my place…

I get said child to tell you I’ll knock a little bit off the new Ā£10 price tag, and henceforth generously sell the pint for JUST Ā£8.50! To support you all, to help you out! ā¤ļø

The original pint was a fiver. It’s now Ā£8.50.

You tell me, is that support? Is that help? Or am I being a conniving piece of s**t, who is unfairly targeting you and trying to spin it as support? šŸ¤”

Let me know your thoughts below! šŸ˜…

19/11/2025

Address

The Smugglers Den 315 Ferry Road, Hullbridge
Hockley
SS56NA

Opening Hours

Monday 12pm - 12am
Tuesday 12pm - 12am
Wednesday 12pm - 1am
Thursday 12pm - 1am
Friday 12pm - 1am
Saturday 12pm - 1am
Sunday 12pm - 12am

Telephone

+441702233428

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