21/04/2022
A new park is under construction in the heart of Norfolk. Attractions include “Des’s Floom”the world’s flattest log ride. Because of the lack of hills, riders will be pulled by a tractor at speeds of up to 15mph. According to the park’s spokesperson “it will feel very fast to a lot of local drivers”.
Opinion amongst locals is divided, one person interviewed said “I’m sure my mates will be happy as long as it has a gin bar and a kebab stand that’s open after 9:12pm, and the kids will enjoy the flume, but I’m fuming about it.
Let us know in the comments what other attractions should be featured?