15/06/2026
I'm back! ๐ค
Had an absolutely epic time rocking out at Download and somehow survived several days of questionable decisions, expensive beer, and very little sleep! ๐ธ๐บ
Meanwhile, poor Tasha was at home enduring what she has officially declared to be "the worst experience of her life." Apparently, being without me is just that traumatic. See... she does love me really! ๐คฃโค๏ธ
I walked through the door expecting a hero's welcome and a big hug. Instead, I got a look that could peel paint off walls, followed by a lengthy list of complaints and what felt suspiciously like a tracking device being fitted to my ankle.
Her exact words were something along the lines of, "You're not going anywhere ever again!" ๐
That's a bold strategy, Tasha...
Massive thanks to all the customers who checked in on the Mrs, kept her company, and stopped her from putting my face on a missing persons poster.
Although, if we're being honest, let's start a betting pool now... how long before she's sick of me being back, tells me to stop following her around the house, and asks when my next festival is? ๐คฃ๐ป
My money's on 48 hours. โฐ๐
