The Laurels

The Laurels Unique Members Club with regular events, excellent live entertainment every week. Family friendly Non members welcomed. Children welcomed without restrictions.

The Laurels is a private members social club in Colley Gate, Halesowen aiming to provide fun and entertainment for families, New Members are welcome and receive a discount from drinks prices.

🎆🥂 🚨 WOOOOOOAH… HOLD EVERYTHING, LAURELS LOVERS! 🚨 🥂🎆We’re just going to casually drop THIS little beauty right here… 👀✨...
14/09/2026

🎆🥂 🚨 WOOOOOOAH… HOLD EVERYTHING, LAURELS LOVERS! 🚨 🥂🎆

We’re just going to casually drop THIS little beauty right here… 👀✨

🎇 NEW YEAR’S EVE @ THE LAURELS 🎇
…and believe us when we say…

🥂✨ THIS ONE IS GOING TO BE MAHOOSIVE! ✨🥂

We’ve got the MULTI AWARD-WINNING CONNECTION bringing the musical magic, with Jack & Jamie serving up live keyboards & vocals and a spectacular journey through the hits from the 50’s right through to TODAY! 🎹🎤🔥

So, if you’re thinking of seeing the old year out and welcoming the new one with us…

🚨 ADVANCE WARNING 🚨

👀 WATCH THIS SPACE!!! 👀

Because when those tickets are released… YOU’LL WANT TO BE QUICK! 🎟️💥

Expect glitter ✨
Expect bubbles 🥂
Expect fabulous entertainment 🎤
Expect plenty of Laurels nonsense 🤪
…and expect us to see in the New Year THE LAURELS WAY! 🎉🍾🥳

📍 The Laurels aka The Tardis
❤️ The little club with a BIG heart!

🎆 NEW YEAR’S EVE 2026 — GET READY! 🎆

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🎤✨ SATURDAY NIGHT AT THE LAURELS… AND IT’S GOING TO BE A BELTER! ✨🎤Well, if you thought Saturday nights at The Laurels c...
13/09/2026

🎤✨ SATURDAY NIGHT AT THE LAURELS… AND IT’S GOING TO BE A BELTER! ✨🎤

Well, if you thought Saturday nights at The Laurels couldn’t get any better… THINK AGAIN! 😍🔥

Get ready to welcome the fabulous MARIA REYNOLDS — a versatile female vocalist bringing the music, the magic and quite possibly a little bit of mayhem! 🎶💃🕺

🌟 SATURDAY 19TH SEPTEMBER 🌟
🎤 LIVE MUSIC WITH MARIA REYNOLDS
💷 JUST £2.50 ENTRY!
🎱 AND BEFORE WE GET TOO CARRIED AWAY… BINGO WITH RITA AT 8PM! 🎉

That’s right… BINGO WITH RITA at 8pm, followed by a fantastic evening of live entertainment! 🎤🍻

Expect the perfect Laurels recipe — great music, great drinks, great people, plenty of laughs, a little bit of bingo madness and an atmosphere that gets better by the minute! ❤️

So grab your dabber, gather your mates, dust off those dancing shoes and get yourselves down to The Tardis! 🚀😂

🌟 The little club with the BIGGEST heart! ❤️
🎶 The place to be in B63!

And as always… a mahoosive THANK YOU to every single person who continues to support The Laurels week in, week out. You are what makes this little place so incredibly special. ❤️

BINGO 🎱 + MARIA 🎤 + THE LAURELS 🍻 = ONE HELL OF A SATURDAY NIGHT! 🔥🥳

BE THERE… OR HEAR ALL ABOUT IT ON SUNDAY! 😂

❤️

🎄🎅 CHRISTMAS EVE AT THE LAURELS… AND WE’RE BRINGING THE FESTIVE FABULOUSNESS! 🎅🎄Well, well, well… Christmas Eve is sorte...
13/09/2026

🎄🎅 CHRISTMAS EVE AT THE LAURELS… AND WE’RE BRINGING THE FESTIVE FABULOUSNESS! 🎅🎄

Well, well, well… Christmas Eve is sorted! 🎉🍾🎶

Get ready to put down the sprouts, step away from the wrapping paper and join us at The Laurels for a proper Christmas Eve knees-up with the fantastic MATT BRADLEY! 🎤🔥

🎶 MATT BRADLEY – LIVE!
✨ Great voice
🎵 Great songs
💃 Great atmosphere
🎄 And just the right amount of Christmas chaos!

🎟️ TICKETS JUST £5 EACH!

This is Christmas Eve at The Laurels aka The Tardis — the little club with a BIG heart ❤️ — and we intend to make it one to remember!

So gather your family, grab your mates, dust off your dancing shoes and come and have a festive sing, dance, laugh and generally make a merry old nuisance of yourselves! 😂🍻

🎄 CHRISTMAS EVE + MATT BRADLEY + THE LAURELS = ONE HELL OF A PARTY! 🎄

📍 The Laurels
100 Windmill Hill, Halesowen
West Midlands B63 2BY

📞 0121 602 1812

🎟️ £5 PER TICKET — GET YOURS BEFORE THEY’RE GONE!

❤️ The little club with a big heart ❤️
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🎄🎅 THE LAURELS CHRISTMAS PARTY DOUBLE WHAMMY! 🎅🎄Well, Christmas has officially gone rogue at The Laurels… and we’re blam...
13/09/2026

🎄🎅 THE LAURELS CHRISTMAS PARTY DOUBLE WHAMMY! 🎅🎄

Well, Christmas has officially gone rogue at The Laurels… and we’re blaming Santa! 😂🍻

🎄 FRIDAY 4TH DECEMBER 2PM–6PM 🎄
👑 SENIOR MEMBERS CHRISTMAS PARTY 👑

It’s time for our fabulous senior members to dust off their dancing shoes, polish their halos and prepare for an afternoon of festive fun! 🎅🥂

🎤 Entertainment from the brilliant MR B — expect music, laughs, dancing and quite possibly a few questionable dance moves! 💃🕺

Come along, have a festive tipple, enjoy the entertainment and celebrate Christmas Laurels-style… because age is just a number and we’ve got absolutely no intention of behaving! 😂🎄

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🎅SUNDAY 6TH DECEMBER 4:30pm–7:30pm🎅
🧑‍🎄 CHILDREN’S CHRISTMAS PARTY! 🧑‍🎄

Calling all little Christmas crackers! 🎄🎉

Get ready for an afternoon packed with fun, games, music, dancing and festive mayhem!

🎧 DJ SIMON will be spinning the tunes and keeping the party rocking…

AND THEN… 👀🎅

🎅 CHEEKY NAUGHTY SANTA IS COMING TO TOWN! 🎅😂

Yes, you read that correctly… CHEEKY. NAUGHTY. SANTA.
He’s escaped the North Pole and apparently thinks The Laurels is where the action is! 🤣

So bring the little ones along for a Christmas afternoon full of giggles, dancing and plenty of festive mischief! 🎁🎄✨

❤️ Two parties. Two lots of festive fun. One little club with a BIG Christmas spirit!

📍 The Laurels – The Tardis
🎄 Where Christmas comes with a little bit of cheek! 😂



Tickets & Booking Forms Available @ The Bar

🚨❄️ ATTENTION SATURDAY NIGHT CREW! ❄️🚨Right folks… before anyone starts rattling the doors at 6:30pm wondering where on ...
13/09/2026

🚨❄️ ATTENTION SATURDAY NIGHT CREW! ❄️🚨

Right folks… before anyone starts rattling the doors at 6:30pm wondering where on earth we’ve all gone… 😂

We’ve decided that winter deserves an extra 15 minutes of faffing, warming up and finding our coats! 🧥🤣

So, for the WINTER SEASON, our Saturday opening time is moving from:

🕡 6:30pm ❌
to
🕖 6:45pm ✅

Yes… just 15 minutes later!
We haven’t disappeared.
We haven’t retired.
And no, the Tardis hasn’t landed somewhere else! 🚀😂

🍻 SATURDAYS — OPEN FROM 6:45PM 🍻

After that, it’s business as usual — great drinks, great entertainment, great company and plenty of Laurels nonsense! ❤️🎶🍻

So put your clocks forward… or backwards… or sideways… actually, just remember 6:45pm! 🤣

Thanks as always for your amazing support. ❤️

The Laurels aka The Tardis
❤️ The little club with a BIG heart! ❤️

13/09/2026

🚨🚨 STOP EVERYTHING… JONATHAN JONES HAS DONE IT AGAIN!!! 🚨🚨

Well, quite frankly… WHAT. A. PERFORMANCE!!! 🤯🎤🔥

Our very own AWARD-WINNING, TROUSER-SIZZLING, CROWD-WOWING, ABSOLUTE SUPERSTAR graced The Laurels once again — and boy, did he bring the house down! 🏆👏❤️

From the moment Jonathan opened his mouth, we were HOOKED, LINE AND SINKER! 🎣😂

The voice… the talent… the personality… the showmanship… the cheeky charm… THE LOT! 😍

We were singing.
We were dancing.
We were clapping.
We were probably annoying the neighbours. 😂🙈

But most importantly… WE WERE LOVING EVERY SINGLE SECOND! ❤️❤️❤️

Jonathan isn’t just a performer at The Laurels… HE’S FAMILY! 🥰 And there’s a very good reason he’s become such a firm favourite with our Laurels crowd.

He has that very special something — the ability to walk through the door and within minutes have everyone completely wrapped around his little finger! 😂🎤

And tonight? HE ABSOLUTELY SMASHED IT! 💥

A performance bursting with talent, energy, personality and enough WOW factor to fill the beer garden twice over! 🍻🤣

🏆 AWARD-WINNING? YES!
🎤 INCREDIBLY TALENTED? ABSOLUTELY!
❤️ LAURELS FAVOURITE? WITHOUT A SHADOW OF A DOUBT!
🔥 WOULD WE HAVE HIM BACK? ERRR… LET US THINK… YESSSSS!!!

Jonathan, you absolute LEGEND — thank you for giving us another night to remember. We adore you, we adore your talent and we LOVE having you at our little club. ❤️

And to everyone who came along, sang along, clapped along, laughed along and generally helped create that MAGICAL LAURELS ATMOSPHERE — YOU LOT ARE BLOODY BRILLIANT! 🥰👏

Huge thanks as always to our fantastic bar team too — keeping the drinks flowing while Jonathan kept the entertainment flowing! 🍻😂

🎤❤️ JONATHAN JONES — YOU’RE NOT JUST A FIRM FAVOURITE… YOU’RE A LAURELS SUPERSTAR! ❤️🎤

Now somebody hide the microphone… before we make him stay all night! 😂😂😂

❤️ The Laurels — the little club with a BIG heart ❤️

🪩✨ THE LAURELS INCLUSIVE DISCO IS BACK… AND IT’S GETTING LOUDER, BRIGHTER & EVEN MORE FABULOUS! ✨🪩Right then… dust off t...
10/09/2026

🪩✨ THE LAURELS INCLUSIVE DISCO IS BACK… AND IT’S GETTING LOUDER, BRIGHTER & EVEN MORE FABULOUS! ✨🪩

Right then… dust off those dancing shoes, practise your best moves and get ready to PARTY LIKE NOBODY IS WATCHING! 💃🕺🎶

We’ve got a whole load of fantastic dates lined up at The Laurels, and every single one promises music, dancing, laughter, friendship, fun and a whole heap of fabulousness! 🌈❤️

🎉 SATURDAY 19th SEPTEMBER
🎧 D.J. DAVE

🎉 SATURDAY 3rd OCTOBER
🎧 D.J. SIMON

🎃👻 SATURDAY 31st OCTOBER
🕷️ INCLUSIVE HALLOWEEN DISCO! 🕷️
Fancy dress is VERY welcome… and there’ll be PRIZES for the best dressed! 👻🏆
So go spooky, silly, scary or downright ridiculous! 😂

🎉 SATURDAY 7th NOVEMBER
🎧 D.J. SIMON

🎉 SATURDAY 21st NOVEMBER
🎧 D.J. DAVE

🎄🎅 SATURDAY 12th DECEMBER
🎁 THE BIG INCLUSIVE CHRISTMAS PARTY! 🎁
🎧 D.J. SIMON

⏰ 2pm–5pm
🚪 Doors open 1:45pm
💷 JUST £2 PER PERSON!

❤️ Families welcome
💚 Groups welcome
💙 Adults with disabilities & impairments welcome

🌈 INCLUSIVE • ACCESSIBLE • FRIENDLY • FUN 🌈

Come along, meet old friends, make new ones, have a giggle, shake what your mama gave you and enjoy a few hours where EVERYONE belongs! 🥳🪩

And let’s be honest… £2 for all that fun is practically daylight robbery! 😂😂

📍 The Laurels
100 Windmill Hill, Halesowen
B63 2BY

🎶 GREAT MUSIC • BIG SMILES • HAPPY PEOPLE • GOOD TIMES 🎶

So… WHO’S COMING TO THE PARTY?! 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♂️

🪩✨ The little club with a BIG heart! ❤️

🪩❤️🌈

Zoe Artess
10/09/2026

Zoe Artess

Every Thursday
06/09/2026

Every Thursday

🤣✨ WARNING: Thursday Bingo May Cause Excessive Laughing, Sudden Good Luck & Uncontrollable Shouting of “BINGO!” ✨🤣🤣🎉 BIN...
06/09/2026

🤣✨ WARNING: Thursday Bingo May Cause Excessive Laughing, Sudden Good Luck & Uncontrollable Shouting of “BINGO!” ✨🤣

🤣🎉 BINGO BASH & BELLY LAUGHS! 🎉🤣
If your Thursday needs a glow‑up, a giggle, and a moment where you’re convinced the bingo gods are finally on your side… this is it.

🔥 The Laurels is hosting the ultimate Bingo Bash & Belly Laughs Night — where the jokes land, the numbers drop, and someone always claims they were “one away” (we’ve all been there).

If your week needs a boost, a giggle, or a moment where you genuinely believe you’re the luckiest person alive…
🔥 The Laurels Thursday Bingo is calling your name.

💥 Big laughs
💥 Big wins
💥 Big chance you’ll blame the caller for your near‑miss (it’s tradition)

📍 100 Windmill Hill, Halesowen B63 2BY
⏰ 7:30PM – 9:30PM

Bring your mates, bring your lucky charms, bring your “I’m definitely winning tonight” attitude — and let’s make Thursday the highlight of the week.

🎁 First-timers get an extra sprinkle of luck… we can’t prove it, but everyone says it works.

Address

100 Windmill Hill
Halesowen
B632BY

Opening Hours

Monday 7pm - 11pm
Tuesday 7:30pm - 11:30pm
Thursday 7:30pm - 11:30pm
Friday 7:30pm - 11:30pm
Saturday 7pm - 11:55pm
Sunday 12pm - 8pm

Telephone

+441216021812

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