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17/09/2026

🎤 TONIGHT AT THE RAMP — WE’RE GOING FULL 80s! 🎤🔥

Dig out the hairspray, squeeze yourself into something questionably fluorescent and prepare for a night with more balls, arrows, football and dodgy singing than any sensible pub should attempt in one evening. 😂

🎱 BINGO — FROM 5PM
Eyes down as the balls start rattling. Expect prizes, booze, banter and the usual complete disregard for bingo-hall etiquette. If 69 comes out, try to behave like adults. Nobody will.

⚽ MAN CITY v NORWICH CITY — 19.30
The Canaries head into battle with Manchester City. 🐤⚔️🔵 Big screens, cold pints and the possibility of Norwich doing something that causes the entire pub to lose its collective mind.

🎯 LADIES DARTS LEAGUE — 8PM
The ladies take over the oche. Big hair. Sharp arrows. Absolutely no mercy. Girls throw better — apparently tonight we find out. 💅🎯

🎤 PETE’S KARAOKE PARTY — 8PM
And then… WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO-GO! Pete has apparently undergone a deeply unnecessary 1980s transformation and is ready to unleash his inner pop superstar. 😂🕶️

Expect Faith, Careless Whisper, Wham!, power ballads, New Wave, rock, pop, guilty pleasures and several songs that really should have remained on cassette.

💜 Neon.
💙 Big hair.
💛 Bigger tunes.
🩷 Even bigger mistakes.

BINGO • FOOTBALL • DARTS • KARAOKE

📍 THE RAMP
🍺 Good drinks. Great people. Epic times.

⚡ SAME BAR. DIFFERENT DECADE. ⚡

Tonight we’re not growing old gracefully…
WE’RE GOING BACK TO THE 80s. 🕺🎤📼🔥

15/09/2026

🚨 TUESDAY AT THE RAMP — WE APPEAR TO HAVE MISPLACED THE ADULT SUPERVISION. 🚨

Scientists warned us this could happen.

At approximately 12 noon, Tuesday will collide with The Ramp, creating a highly unstable mixture of Tombola, free pool, football, poker and the Princess of Darkness.

The council has been informed.
They’ve stopped answering our calls.

👑 TOMBOLA TUESDAY — 12–7PM

Buy a drink. Draw a ticket.

Ends in 0 or 5?

💥 SAME DRINK FREE.

Ends in anything else?

Nothing happens.

Absolutely nothing.

You simply stare at the ticket while the Princess of Darkness stares at you like a disappointed Victorian undertaker.

Do not challenge her.

Do not question the Tombola.

THE TOMBOLA KNOWS.

🎱 FREE POOL — 12–7PM

We’ve removed the financial barrier between you and discovering that you’re nowhere near as good at pool as you remember.

FREE POOL.

Seven hours of:

“Two shots.”

“No it isn’t.”

“Yes it is.”

“Who moved the white?”

“THAT WAS GOING IN.”

“No it wasn’t, Gary.”

Then, at approximately 19.45, the building develops THREE SEPARATE FOOTBALL PERSONALITIES.

🎯 DART ROOM — 20.00
🔴 LIVERPOOL vs TOTTENHAM ⚪

Liverpool. Spurs. Darts.

A combination specifically forbidden by several lesser-known passages of the Geneva Convention.

🍺 MAIN BAR — 19.45
⚒️ WEST HAM vs FULHAM ⚫⚪

The Hammers meet the Cottagers.

Which sounds less like Premier League football and more like two rival factions fighting over a village fête.

Expect bubbles.

Expect shouting.

Expect somebody to explain the offside rule incorrectly with enormous confidence.

🎱 POOL ROOM — 20.00
🔵 IPSWICH vs ARSENAL 🔴

The Tractor Boys versus the Gunners.

TRACTORS.

GUNS.

POOL CUES.

What could possibly go wrong?

🚜💥🎱

Meanwhile…

♠️♥️ REDTOOTH POKER LEAGUE — 20.00 ♦️♣️

A shadowy collection of card-based desperados gather around a table pretending they understand probability.

Someone will go ALL IN.

Someone will dramatically remove their glasses.

Someone will say:

“I knew you had it.”

They did not know.

Nobody knows anything anymore.

By 8.17pm there will be football in three rooms, poker underway, abandoned Tombola tickets in pockets, pool cues pointing in dangerous directions and the Princess of Darkness roaming the premises like a gothic Ofsted inspector.

And somehow…

THE PUB IS STILL FUNCTIONING.

🍺🍺🍺

So abandon your sensible Tuesday.

Cancel the ironing.

Leave that courgette in the fridge.

Tell Duolingo the owl you’ll deal with him tomorrow.

Get yourself to THE RAMP.

⚽ 3 FOOTBALL MATCHES
🎱 FREE POOL
🎟️ TOMBOLA
♠️ POKER
👑 ONE PRINCESS OF DARKNESS
🧠 ABSOLUTELY NO GUARANTEE OF RATIONAL BEHAVIOUR

THE RAMP — WHERE TUESDAY GOES WHEN WEDNESDAY HAS REFUSED TO HAVE IT.

🍺⚽🎱👑🎟️♠️

Good b**r. Great sport. Questionable decisions. Industrial quantities of nonsense.

See you there.

Bring money.

Bring enthusiasm.

DO NOT BRING A TRACTOR. 🚜

12/09/2026

Lucy Halliday Claire Peden Stephanie Potter Nina Frary

11/09/2026

🔊💥 DJ — FROM 9PM 💥🔊

Tonight we’re going DIRTY. 😈

Garage rattling the windows.
Grime shaking the optics.
Basslines heavy enough to rearrange your internal organs. 🔥🔊

DJ takes control from 9PM, digging through the UK Garage, Grime, Dance Classics and absolute weapons until respectable behaviour becomes nothing more than a distant memory.

🍺 BUD OR PERONI — 2 FOR £6
🌹 TEQUILA ROSE — 5 FOR £10

Five Tequila Roses for a tenner.

Because apparently somebody looked at Friday night and thought, “You know what this needs? Five tiny pink decisions made in rapid succession.” 😂🌹

Expect basslines, reloads, hands in the air, questionable dancing, unnecessary shouting and someone inevitably demanding a tune that was played twenty minutes ago.

🔥 THE RAMP
🎧 DJ — FROM 9PM
💥 FREE ENTRY
🔞 OVER 18s ONLY AFTER 9PM
🪪 ID REQUIRED
🚪 LAST ENTRY MIDNIGHT

🔊 GRIME • GARAGE • BASS • CLASSICS • ANTHEMS

BO SELECTA. 🔥

Get the Buds in.
Get the Peronis cold.
Line up the pink stuff.

Then kindly inform the neighbours that The Ramp’s Friday-night bassline has absolutely no intention of behaving. 🔊💥😈

10/09/2026

🔥🎤 PETE’S KARAOKE PARTY — SIMPLY THE BEST… OR AT LEAST LOUD ENOUGH TO SOUND LIKE IT! 🎤🔥

What’s love got to do with it? Absolutely bu**er all. This is karaoke, darling. Tonight from 8PM, Pete is channelling his inner Tina Turner: big hair, big attitude, big tunes and legs that frankly require their own risk assessment. 😂

We’re rolling down the river of questionable vocals, shameless strutting and people discovering that Proud Mary gets considerably harder after several drinks. Pete will be working that microphone like he’s just escaped Thunderdome, while you lot provide the backing vocals nobody requested. 💋🔥

🎶 Tina, rock, pop, power ballads, guilty pleasures and complete musical atrocities — EVERYTHING GOES. And there’s a FREE SHOT FOR EVERY SINGER, because sometimes courage comes in very small glasses.

So tease the hair, slap on the sequins and bring your best Private Dancer energy.

PETE’S KARAOKE PARTY — 8PM
💋 Big hair. Big voices. Questionable talent.
🔥 You better be good to Pete.
🎤 And remember: WE DON’T NEED ANOTHER HERO… WE NEED SOMEONE TO GET UP AND BLOODY SING. 😂

Tonight, The Ramp enters the Thunderdome. Two singers enter. Everyone’s eardrums leave. 🔥🎤💋

08/09/2026

🌧️ TOMBOLA TUESDAY – BECAUSE APPARENTLY SUMMER’S BEEN CANCELLED 🌧️

Look outside.
Grey skies. Rain. Puddles. Existential despair. ☔️

Lovely. PUB WEATHER. 🍺

So abandon all hope of doing anything remotely outdoorsy and get yourself to The Ramp for another thrilling instalment of Things To Do On A Tuesday When Britain Has Given Up.

🎟️ TOMBOLA – 12–7
Buy a drink. Draw a ticket. Possibly win another drink.
It’s basically high-stakes gambling for people who can’t be arsed going to Monte Carlo.

🎱 FREE POOL – 12–7
Absolutely FREE.
No hidden charges. No subscription. No 36-month contract with Sky.
Just grab a cue and spend six hours blaming the table, the cushions, the lighting and “that bloody wonky cue” for your complete lack of ability.

🌧️ Outside: wet.
🌧️ Forecast: wetter.
🌧️ General outlook: bleak.

🍺 Inside: dry, b**r available and pointless competitive activities aplenty.

TOMBOLA TUESDAY + FREE POOL 12–7

Because if you’re going to stare miserably through a window at the rain, you might as well do it with a pint in your hand.

☔️🍺🎱🎟️

THE RAMP — sheltering Britain’s disappointed summer since lunchtime.

06/09/2026

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03/09/2026

🎤 PETE’S KARAOKE PARTY — TONIGHT FROM 8PM! 🎤

Tonight, Pete is channelling Rod Stewart — the hair’s enormous, the leopard print is irresponsible, and his microphone has seen things no microphone should ever have to discuss. 😂

🔥 Tonight’s burning question…
🎶 “DO YA THINK I’M SEXY?” 🎶

Well, Pete certainly does. And frankly, at this stage it seems cruel to correct him.

From 8PM, expect a full evening of Rod-style swagger, questionable hip movements, heroic key changes and people discovering halfway through a song that they absolutely cannot hit that note.

🎤 FREE SHOT FOR EVERY SINGER!
🕺 Terrible dancing positively encouraged
🎶 Rod Stewart belters welcome
🍺 Dutch courage available from the bar
⭐ Absolutely no requirement whatsoever to actually be good

Give us Maggie May, Baby Jane, Sailing, or swagger up to the mic and unleash Do Ya Think I’m Sexy? like you’ve just grown a magnificent blonde mullet and acquired trousers several sizes too tight.

By 10pm Pete will probably think he’s actually Rod Stewart.

By 11pm everyone else will too.

🎤💋 PETE’S KARAOKE PARTY — 8PM
Some guys have all the luck. Pete has a karaoke machine. 😂🎶

02/09/2026

🚨🎱 BINGO FROM 5PM — ABANDON ALL HOPE, YE WHO ENTER 🎱🚨

At 5PM the doors of common decency are kicked off their hinges and BINGO begins.

Not nice bingo.
Not polite bingo.
Not “would anyone like a cup of tea?” bingo.

This is FULL-CONTACT, RELATIONSHIP-ENDING, DOBBER-WIELDING BINGO WARFARE. 💥

👵 Nana has been training since dawn.
🍺 Alcohol will be used as tactical support.
🎱 Balls will be handled.
🗣️ Numbers will be screamed.
🤬 Language will deteriorate rapidly.
🏆 Prizes will be fought over with a level of aggression normally reserved for the last reduced chicken in Tesco.

One minute you’re having a pleasant drink with friends.

Twenty minutes later you’re screaming “YOU’VE ALREADY CALLED 46, YOU LYING BASTARD!” at someone holding a microphone.

Friendships? Temporary.
Family loyalty? Meaningless.
Sportsmanship? Get in the bin.
Dignity? Presumed dead.

There WILL be false calls.

There WILL be accusations of corruption.

There WILL be someone furiously stabbing their bingo card because they’ve got every number except bloody 63.

And somewhere in the room, one terrifyingly quiet woman will be sitting on ONE TO GO with the thousand-yard stare of a Vietnam veteran.

Then it happens…

“HOUSE!!!!”

The room falls silent.

Cards are checked.

Tensions rise.

Someone mutters “jammy cow” from the darkness.

If it’s a false call, we cannot guarantee their safety. 😂

🔥 BINGO FROM 5PM 🔥

Come early.
Get a drink.
Choose your seat carefully.
TRUST ABSOLUTELY NOBODY.

🎱 ONE CALL COULD CHANGE YOUR LIFE.

Or destroy a 30-year friendship over a prize nobody actually wanted.

THIS ISN’T BINGO.

THIS IS 90 BALLS OF PURE, UNREGULATED CHAOS. 🤪🔥🎱

01/09/2026

🎟️⚽♠️ TUESDAY AT THE RAMP — A NICE, QUIET EVENING OF ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WHATSOEVER. ♠️⚽🎟️🎱

We’ve deliberately kept Tuesday low-key because nobody wants too much excitement on a weekday.

Unfortunately, we’ve failed spectacularly.

🎟️ TOMBOLA TUESDAY — 12–7PM
Buy a drink. Draw a ticket. Ends in 0 or 5? Get the same drink FREE.
A highly sophisticated financial instrument overseen by Dr Evil, so obviously nothing can go wrong.

🎱 FREE POOL — 12–7PM
Seven glorious hours of people missing straightforward shots before examining the table like they’re structural engineers investigating subsidence.

⚽ THEN THE FOOTBALL…

Three fixtures carefully selected to demonstrate that the phrase “beautiful game” is occasionally used with breathtaking optimism.

🔨 WEST HAM vs WOLVES — 19.45
A mouthwatering encounter for anyone whose mouth waters at the prospect of two sets of supporters spending 90 minutes screaming “JUST FING CLEAR IT!”*

Expect cultured possession, intricate movement and delicate passing.

Or a ball hoofed 60 yards followed by 18,000 people simultaneously claiming it was actually quite clever.

🟡🟢 STOKE vs NORWICH CITY — 20.00
Norwich travel to Stoke for what promises to be a sumptuous exhibition of sophisticated European-style football.

And if that sentence hasn’t already set off your sarcasm detector, check the batteries.

The Canaries must finally confront football’s greatest unanswered question:

CAN YOU DO IT ON A TUESDAY NIGHT AT STOKE?

Probably.

But there’s every chance they’ll make it look unnecessarily complicated first.

🦊 LEICESTER vs PLYMOUTH ARGYLE — 19.45
A fixture guaranteed to produce tactical intrigue, moments of individual brilliance and at least one bloke in the pub confidently explaining the offside law while being completely, catastrophically wrong.

Three matches.

Three sets of supporters.

Three referees who, according to whichever fan you happen to be standing next to, have apparently arrived with a specific personal vendetta against their club.

♠️ POKER FROM 8PM

After watching grown adults lose their minds because somebody took eight seconds over a throw-in, calm yourself down with poker — another activity famous for rational behaviour and gracious losing.

So Tuesday brings:

🎟️ Tombola
🎱 Free Pool
⚽ Three football matches
♠️ Poker
🍺 B**r
📺 Tactical analysis from people facing the wrong television
🤬 Several completely impartial assessments of the referee

A quiet Tuesday, basically.

The Ramp: where everyone understands football better than the manager, the players, the referee, VAR, Sky Sports and, crucially, each other.

Address

3 Queen's Road
Fakenham
NR218BS

Opening Hours

Monday	12pm - 11:59pm
Tuesday	12pm - 11:59pm
Wednesday	12pm - 11:59pm
Thursday	12pm - 11:59pm
Friday	12pm - 11:59pm
Saturday	12pm - 11:59pm
Sunday	12pm - 11:59pm

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