The Espy

13/09/2026

New menu. Same Espy. Same questionable decisions. 😂🍔🍹

If you’ve not been in for a while, here’s your little reminder of what we’re up to…

🍔 Burgers & Tight Ass Tuesdays
🍟 Dirty Fries
🍗 Parmy Army Thursdays
🍸 Margarita Mondays
🍷 Wine Wednesdays
🍹 Sunday Hairy Marys
☕ Coffee, cakes & rolls all day
🐾 Dogs very bloody welcome

Plus plenty more food, booze and general Espy nonsense inside.

Serving from 12 noon — come hungry, bring the dog, stay for a pint. ❤️

08/09/2026

🍔 TIGHT ASS TUESDAY 🍔

Same filthy good Espy burgers.

All £17.95 burgers — just £12 TODAY.
Fries & salad included. Sit in or takeaway.

Serving from 12 noon.
Come hungry. Leave smug. 😂

01/09/2026

🍂 AUTUMN AT THE ESPY 🍂

September’s here, the weather’s turning and we’ve given the Espy menu a wee autumn tidy-up.

Same Espy. Same favourites. A few tweaks, a few cracking deals & plenty of good stuff still on the menu.

Breakfast might have gone to bed for now, but breakfast rolls are still here ALL DAY — bacon, sausage, haggis or hash brown, with our Roll & Coffee deal for £7.

We’ve still got the burgers, dirty fries, nachos, chicken parmys, cocktails, cold pints and all the usual Espy nonsense — plus Tight Ass Tuesdays, Parmy Army Thursdays and plenty more.

🍂 OUR AUTUMN OPENING HOURS

Sunday – Wednesday: 12 noon – 10pm
Thursday – Saturday: 12 noon – 1am
Kitchen: 12 noon – 9pm every day

And yes, there is some bigger Espy news too…

After 18+ years, Amanda’s final day at the Espy will be Sunday 11th October. ❤️

The Espy itself isn’t disappearing — after a wee makeover, it’ll reopen under new management. New chapter. Same spot. Still by the sea.

28/08/2026

🌧️ Bank Holiday Weekend at The Espy! 🍻🐾

Well… it wouldn’t be a Bank Holiday without a wee bit of Scottish weather, would it? 😂☔️

So forget battling the wind and rain — come inside, get cosy and let us look after you. ❤️

🍺 Cold beers & cracking drinks
🍔 Good food
🎶 Good tunes
🛋️ Cosy corners
🐾 And, of course, Boo-approved hospitality!

Whether you’re popping in for one or settling in for the afternoon, we’ve got you covered.

The weather might be wild… but The Espy is warm. 🔥

See you at the bar! 🍻

26/08/2026

Happy Wednesday people.
Wine n cheese 🧀 Why not!!!

03/08/2026

01/08/2026

Happy happy bank holiday weekend everyone.
Life’s a Beach !!!🏖️

30/07/2026

29/07/2026

🍷🧀 WINE DOWN WEDNESDAY IS HERE! 🧀🍷

Midweek deserves a little treat… and we’ve got just the thing.

For just £25, enjoy a sharing cheese board piled high with delicious cheeses, crackers, grapes, chutney and all the tasty bits, plus a bottle of our house wine (red, white or rosé).

Whether it’s a catch-up with friends, a date night, or just an excuse to avoid cooking, we’ve got your Wednesday sorted.

🐦 Beware of the birds… They’ll have their eye on your brie, too! 😆

Grab a table, soak up the Costa del Porty vibes and let us do the rest.

📍 The Espy, Portobello
🍷 Wine. Cheese. Good company. What more could you want?

🍷🧀🌊

28/07/2026

🌞 GOOOOOOD MORNING, PORTY! 🌊

It’s hot. It’s wet. It’s Cheeky Tuesday… and we’re absolutely here for it! 😎

🍹 2 Margaritas for just £12 all day.
Ask your server what today’s flavour is!

🍜 Today’s Special – Korean Meatball Bowl £14.95
Homemade BBQ meatballs, smoky dirty rice, crisp hot honey slaw, tangy pickled ginger and a fried egg. It flew out yesterday… don’t miss it!

🐦 Weather report:
☀️ Hot
🌧️ Wet
🦅 High chance of seagulls trying their luck!

Grab a table, keep one eye on your lunch, and let us do the rest.

📍 The Espy, Portobello
🍴 Eat. Drink. Chill. Repeat.