Beach Lane Social Club

11/10/2026

The boring behind the scenes, glass cleaning marathon.. Looking fresh afterwards though😮‍💨🙌🏼

Another busy weekend coming to an end!🕺🏻

05/10/2026

Expectation vs reality .. No offence ‘boys’ 🤨🤣

Happy Monday😎

30/09/2026

If ONLY the fridge restock was as fast as this!!😵‍💫

Ready to go for another busy weekend of serving all you lovely people and our new role of filming stupid videos!😆

29/09/2026

🗣️REMINDER!!

Portobello Comedy Night this Friday 2nd October😃

🚫 Please note that unfortunately due to people continually bringing their own alcohol in to the shows, there will be someone on the door performing bag searches! If you are caught with your own drink, you will be asked to leave the premises🚫

27/09/2026

POV: You think you’re serving looks, but your serving pints👀

What we think we look like at work vs what everyone else sees🤦🏻‍♀️🤣

26/09/2026

When you ask if they want ice 100 times, no answer💀
THEN they declare ‘I didn’t ask for ice’ 😵‍💫🫨
So from now on, you better answer or we will take matters in to our own hands .. 🤪🤣

24/09/2026

Weekend incoming .. 👀🕺🏻

20/09/2026

POV: You’ve been served by a Gen Z … 👀🤣

The patter is questionable, the attention span’s even worse… but somehow the drinks are still getting poured😂

Who needs the right drink when you’ve got the right vibes? 🤪

16/09/2026

Just over 2 weeks to go until the next Portobello Comedy night!!👏🏼👏🏼

Get your tickets fast to avoid disappointment🤩

Tickets at https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1998958624055?aff=oddtdtcreator are zooming out the door for our next edition of The Portobello Comedy Night at Beach Lane Social Club on Friday 2nd October starring the award winning Daniel Petrie, Emma Corbett, Chris Iskander, Garry Morrison, an abysmal poet and an excellent special guest. Also available (cash only) with no booking fee from cove at 250 Porty High St. Many thanks as always to our sponsors 'From Edinburgh With Love' for their support!